Eye Popping Bumper Stickers

[Shepherd 2]

This one made me scratch my head a bit. It had a male passenger, I guessed to be in his late twenties.

Life sucks, wear a helmet!

Hmmmmm!

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However, I am not so certain this car was being driven by a woman or not, but it could fit either way.

Men are IDIOTS,
and I married their leader.

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[Shepherd 2]

And since I have a horse and a horse barn, I liked this one, and would like one like it.

What happens IN THR BARN,
stays in the barn!

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[Shepherd 2]

You have probably seen those bumper stickers extolling the brilliance and love of some people for their honor students. Well I saw this one on an SUV yesterday:

My black lab is smarter than your honor student!

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[Shepherd 2]

But my recent favorite sticker was on an SUV today with a large trailer hiitch attached.

How Do You Like My Balls?

And from the trailer hitch hung a pair of those often outlawed blue balls looking as inviting as they could look. I loved it, so I waved as I passed the driver, and mouthed the words, I love your balls.

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[Shepherd 2]

One vehicle and two stickers.

On the left hand panel truck door was this message.

If it ain't SCOTTISH, its crap.

 

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And on the right hand panel truck door,

Blow it out your bag pipes!

I wonder now.
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[MTLDude]

IF IGNORANCE IS A BLISS, YOU MUST BE ORGASMING RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

 

[Shepherd 2]

CARPE SCROTUM: Grab life by the balls and hand on.

I really liked it and now it is above my avatar.
I saw it on a car driven by a young woman. Hmmmmm!

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My 86,001st
Post
07/28/10​

 

[Shepherd 2]

On the back of a modest car on the interstate a few days ago.....

Practice random acts of kindness.​

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My 88,005th post!​

 

[Shepherd 2]

Seen are too many 2 x 4s

Also seen, too few studs!

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[Shepherd 2]

That's not a haircut,
it's a cry for help!

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[Shepherd 2]

Cat, the other white meat!

Let me guess, the woman driving that small car may not have been a cat lover.

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[Shepherd 2]

IF only closed minds
came with closed mouths!​

This was on the back door of a freaking big SUV.

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[Shepherd 2]

While out in the country shopping for meat at a farm meat market,
I saw this on the back of a black Chevy pickup truck:

PeTA​

People eating Tasty Animals​

No Vegans out there, at least not working or in the shop.
Probably no vegan shoppers.
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[Lefty]

Something I can get my teeth into....finally.

 

[Lefty]

sew wood eye

 

[Shepherd 2]

One of those I did not expect around straight central PA.

Take your hand off your own dick and put it on mine.

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[Lefty]

Shep.......

You expected in MA?....what, PA?


************oh fuck..................

bubble...bubble

toil and trouble

that entendre

I meant to say

even with rubble

was a sure double.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Lefty, this bumper sticker is for you and me. I thought of us in my barn.
I saw this on an apparent farm truck nearby.

What HAPPENS in the BARN,
STAYS in the BARN!

Indeed,
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