Fabulouslyghetto's pre-halloween bash

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm randomly throwing you guys a party and it has nothing to do with the pending royal election, this is NOT PANDERING.

but anyway I was horse-shopping since I plan on being Valkyrie for Halloween this year and, damnit, I just don't feel like waiting. So if we can have Christmas in July why can't we have Halloween in May?

So you [STRIKE]broke losers[/STRIKE] fine people are cordially invited to my first-ever Hallowspring Bash. It will be a jovial time and will remind you all just how wonderful life is under my leadership.

So who's coming and more importantly, who are you gonna be? Tradition dictates I wear something sexy like sexy nurse, sexy zombie, sexy cop, but my people deserve better than that, and I know you expect better.

I might go as Majorie Taylor Green, if I double up on the spanx and waist-trainers I can appear mop-skinny just like her. May have to hire a professional makeup artist to give my youthful ebony skin that conservative republican old, worn, raggedy leather texture. Then all I need is a middle-aged racist white mother's two favorite accessories, a cigarette and a bottle of wine.

I dunno, I'm hot and very creative so there are infinite possibilities.

 

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YAS QUEEN YAS! Now, I loathe discussing politics at parties.... but since we know that's going to happen anyway why not get it over with? Can I count on your vote to remain on the throne as Kween and Ruler of JUB?

 

[Peloso]

I'm going as you going as MTG going as AOC on PCP.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm going as you going as MTG going as AOC on PCP.

Next time you're gonna fuck my mind like that use lube.

 

[Peloso]

Next time you're gonna fuck my mind like that use lube.

OK but I can't promise I'll be gentle.

 

[Kahaih]

Next time you're gonna fuck my mind like that use lube.

Just curious; is grabbing ears as good as a reach around? Or, must one wet one's finger and reach considerably farther?

 

[Alistair]

I'm randomly throwing you guys a party and it has nothing to do with the pending royal election, this is NOT PANDERING.

but anyway I was horse-shopping since I plan on being Valkyrie for Halloween this year and, damnit, I just don't feel like waiting. So if we can have Christmas in July why can't we have Halloween in May?

So you [STRIKE]broke losers[/STRIKE] fine people are cordially invited to my first-ever Hallowspring Bash. It will be a jovial time and will remind you all just how wonderful life is under my leadership.

So who's coming and more importantly, who are you gonna be? Tradition dictates I wear something sexy like sexy nurse, sexy zombie, sexy cop, but my people deserve better than that, and I know you expect better.

I might go as Majorie Taylor Green, if I double up on the spanx and waist-trainers I can appear mop-skinny just like her. May have to hire a professional makeup artist to give my youthful ebony skin that conservative republican old, worn, raggedy leather texture. Then all I need is a middle-aged racist white mother's two favorite accessories, a cigarette and a bottle of wine.

I dunno, I'm hot and very creative so there are infinite possibilities.

I was planning on dressing as belamo. Do you want to go as my whore?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I was planning on dressing as belamo. Do you want to go as my whore?

Ok, should I wear sheer hot pants or a tuxedo thong?

EDIT: OOH. NO. FUCK THAT. leather speedo and a dog leash. walk me around the party on a dog leash.

 

[ShadowCat]

I have plans watching Hocus Pocus 2 and having Popeyes chicken! Side note FUCK THEM FOR GETTING RID OF THE CAJUN RICE...MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I have plans watching Hocus Pocus 2 and having Popeyes chicken! Side note FUCK THEM FOR GETTING RID OF THE CAJUN RICE...MOTHERFUCKERS!

the cajun rice that was never seasoned? it's not a loss.