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[marvtha]

sweeties!

how are you all?!?
lately my friends keep asking if i "facebook"?
i tell them that there isn't enough trees in the world to make paper for the list of guys i've given head to!!!
then they explained the concept.......... still don't get it....... but i liked the idea of 25 random things.
i like to think of it as "get to know marvtha better!!!"
so grab your meds, booze. and dictionary and enjoy!!!

 

[Jayden]

LMAO......

 

[ashonfire]

Facefuck!!

 

[belamy]

 

[marvtha]

#25 ol marvs is a published author!!
my first book (as are all of them) is non-fiction and is called "Why Mommy's "special" Friends Shouldn't Be Allowed To Babysit"

my publisher said it sold pretty well down in the deep south area..go figure?!?
so i decided to write another one "Why Ex-cons Should Never Babysit Even if They're Kinfolk. Ever! SERIOUSLY!!!"
i was going to do a book tour for that one but when i showed up at Barnes & Noble in nothing but an adult diaper and heels ( i was going thru a rough patch)they banned me!!!


a few of my "fans" wrote in and said i needed A LOT of therapy so my next scribblings wasn't so much a book but a diary of sorts that my therapist said would "calm the demons and stop the night terrors"
writing it didn't stop those things but lots of booze, meds, and filthy, disgusting sex did!!!
anyway the diary was called "Why Can't Mommy Just Stay The Fuck Home"

none of these books are still in publication..most banned in all states except Kentucky.

 

[marvtha]

Facefuck!!

sweetie...looking dapper as ever!!!

oh i do enjoy a good facefucking!!!! yes indeedy!!!

 

[marvtha]

LMAO......

oh honey i could eat you like a peanut butter and horseradish sanwich!!!

i'm gonna make you a muffin and dub you RAIDIN......my heart ...OF IT'S LOVE!!!

 

[Jayden]

Marvtha.
You should take up photography as well. I can picture a beautiful coffee table book. 'Marvtha presents, Beautiful mobil home moms of the deep south'.
Oh it would be a best seller for sure.

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha.
You should take up photography as well. I can picture a beautiful coffee table book. 'Marvtha presents, Beautiful mobil home moms of the deep south'.
Oh it would be a best seller for sure.

sweetie....marvtha always carries a camera around. usually i'm too drunk to remember stuff so i have a pic of my house in my purse, street sign, and lots of photos of cocks!!!!
maybe i can start a photo book of you in various stages of undress!?!?

 

[ashonfire]

"It's Not Cheating If You Don't Swallow" was another of Marvs bestsellers, I believe.

Made it to Oprah's book club list. True story.

 

[Jayden]

sweetie....marvtha always carries a camera around. usually i'm too drunk to remember stuff so i have a pic of my house in my purse, street sign, and lots of photos of cocks!!!!
maybe i can start a photo book of you in various stages of undress!?!?

Yes. Let me grab my leg warmers, LaToya headband and I'm all yours.

 

[marvtha]

"It's Not Cheating If You Don't Swallow" was another of Marvs bestsellers, I believe.

Made it to Oprah's book club list. True story.

oh ASSONFIRE you're silly!
and i NEVER swallow...solid food that is...now you hush!

who's this oprah you speak of???????

 

[marvtha]

Yes. Let me grab my leg warmers, LaToya headband and I'm all yours.

i'll go find my camera and sex props!!!!

 

[Jayden]

i'll go find my camera and sex props!!!!

Hot!

My hair is in afro puff's right now.

 

[marvtha]

RAIDIN......WELCOME SWEETIE!! looking forward to gettin to know you!
ASSONFIRE...always a pleasure!
now that warm weather is here i like to sit at the park and feed the birds!

RIIIIGHT!!!
ol' marvs likes to sit and watch the guys go joggin by in their shorty shorts!!!!
watching their junk flop around gets my juices flowin!!!
i wear a long housecoat with no pockets so i can "have a go at myself" whilst i enjoy the view.
sometimes when i come people just think i'm some homeless person having a seizure so it's all good!!!
more to come and kisses to my muffins!!!!

 

[ashonfire]

Oprah is one of the galaxies most successful terrifying aliens. Her hobbies include; reuniting long lost twins, cake and watersports.

 

[marvtha]

#24
evidently i was born on a "pirate ship?"
i of course have no recollection of this but when i was a wee lass the kids at school would say" marvtha say "i was born on a pirate ship."
i always had to hold me tongue when i spoke this which made no sense but....childhood is blurry?????

the "therapists" say some things in life are too traumatic so we can't remember them?
i say "write out a 'scrip for my meds and please add :refill

i would ask my momma about this pirate ship but she was usually out of it from "the drink."
she'd just peer at me from glassy, red eyes and say "Liota is that you?"
LIOTA was a little neighbor girl who momma used to babysit and adored more than her own fuckin daughter!!
LIOTA was in some horrible accident at the playground involving a teeter totter and is no longer with us!
details are "sketchy"

when momma was sober enough i would ask her about said ship but then it was always "DAMNIT marvtha i'm watching my shows. go play with that nice neighbor next door."

the "nice neighbor was 70 year old Mr. Bentwhittle who liked playing "guess which pocket i have a sweet treat in?"
i gather he bought the hard candy...'nuff said!

anyhoo......maybe johnny depp is my daddy...i'd walk that plank!!!

but that would be wrong....cause he'd be my daddy!

okay i'm off to the therapist........

 

[GL]

marvtha!!

seeing you on these boards makes me all sorts of happy.

 

[Huskerboy]

Marvtha, always a pleasure to have you here!

 

[LilBit]

Oh, Marvtha, how I've missed you...