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[JakeBequette]

Please pick me up a bottle of vodka, Thanks.

Oooo let's get one of everything and make every drink that there is. I have an app on my iPhone that lists drink recipies there's like 3000 of them on there.

Sounds like a night ​

 

[marvtha]

Oh my I never knew.

Tell me there's no youngings running around.

Didn't your mother get you sewn up down below to prevent such an event?

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OH sweetie.......i never had a child with KYY.
the only child i bore was with my sisther or broter Miz Bella. she is in a pickle jar!


such is my life!!!

 

[JakeBequette]

OH sweetie.......i never had a child with KYY.
the only child i bore was with my sisther or broter Miz Bella. she is in a pickle jar!


such is my life!!!

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Ahh yes that's right.

What was her name? I still have the pics!

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[marvtha]

'

Ahh yes that's right.

What was her name? I still have the pics!

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LIL GHERKIN!!!!

now i'm sad!!!!!!

 

[JakeBequette]

LIL GHERKIN!!!!

now i'm sad!!!!!!

Aww don't be sad

Little gherkin is in a better place now... perched on the back of the toilet, watching over all who pass through that bathroom door, holding your wet wipes held high.

It's honorable and brave.​

 

[marvtha]

Aww don't be sad

Little gherkin is in a better place now... perched on the back of the toilet, watching over all who pass through that bathroom door, holding your wet wipes held high.

It's honorable and brave.​

the poor thing is now but a blob of human tissue.
a gelanous mass of my sins!!!
those filmed over eyes still follow me around the room though as if saying "BAD MOMMY BAD MOMMY"

where did it all go wrong?!?!?

i need a fucking drink!!!

 

[JakeBequette]

the poor thing is now but a blob of human tissue.
a gelanous mass of my sins!!!
those filmed over eyes still follow me around the room though as if saying "BAD MOMMY BAD MOMMY"

where did it all go wrong?!?!?

i need a fucking drink!!!

Come with me babydoll we'll both grab us one of each of these

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[marvtha]

Come with me babydoll we'll both grab us one of each of these

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X .............oh sweetie marvtha don't do the drugs anymore only my 'scrips!

the only ecstasy i want to experence is 'tween the sheets, or in a back alley on some cardboard boxes, or.....you get the idea!

 

[marvtha]

Oh, honey, the Good Lord had nothing to do with you... You were a blue light special at K-Mart!

well honey i've heard tell that guys refer to you as the "red light special"

and i also heard "special" wasn't really the case!!

special needs maybe!!!!

 

[LilBit]

I'll have you know, I did NOT ride the short bus to school.

The driver refused to let me on!

 

[Jayden]

Marvtha.
Do you wear curlers in your hair to bingo?

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha.
Do you wear curlers in your hair to bingo?

RAIDEN!

momma used to work the bingo circuit in our town and the neighboring burbs!!

ON said bingo nights she'd find the "babysitters" i wrote about in this thread...I HATE BINGO!!!!!!!!!

and curlers mess with my weave!

 

[marvtha]

JOME, GMO & ABS????????

are we too cool to play with marvtha now!?!?

am i in grade school again???????

WHATEVER!

 

[Jayden]

Marvtha. Is your house on google street search?

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha. Is your house on google street search?

sweetie...i'm in the witness protection program for reasons i cannot reveal and i just "googled" myself i little while ago to Judge Judy!

 

[marvtha]

marthva, I overate.

Would you like a hamburger?

PIGGY!!!
usually ol marvs doesn't do solids but a burger does sound good!

so.....YES PLEASE with a pickle!!!

 

[marvtha]

I'll have you know, I did NOT ride the short bus to school.

The driver refused to let me on!

sweetie i'm so sorry!
i FEEL your pain cause i was not allowed on certain modes of transpo,
usually they gave some lame excuse that i scared the other passageners!!!

FUCK EM.......i grabbed onto the rear door and went along for the ride.


P.S. honey if you're gonna do this REMEMBER to bring along skates, rollerblades, any type of foot wear that has wheels.

time spent in E.R. on that lesson!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

i feel light headed.
i haven't since morning and PIGGY never brought me that hamburger.

i'm gonna faint.........................

 

[JakeBequette]

i feel light headed.
i haven't since morning and PIGGY never brought me that hamburger.

i'm gonna faint.........................

Just fall out of the main line of traffic and on your back so we can make use of your body.

I've always wanted to try a bean bag chair​

 

[marvtha]

I forgot.

Here you go.

I also bought you this outfit.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!


OH.....and a pretty dress!