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[marvtha]

Do you ever do tea Marvtha or is it only spirits that you imbibe?

I'd be willing to share tea with you if you like.

If not, we'll have to consume copious amounts of something alcoholic and share stories and establish a drink buddy bond.

Naturally when sober, we'll ignore one another and lie if people say they've seen us drinking together.

HI THE PENIST!

well sir i do enjoy a long island iced tea now and again when my pocketbook allows!

i could always use another "drinkin' buddy!" and......mums the word!!!!


brunch and bloodys soon.....call me!!!!

 

[marvtha]

#19

i shouldn't go home with strange men!!

but i do!

EX: one evening, years ago, i'm having a bout of intense anal sex with some guy i met at Biglots.
well he shoots his load, pulls his mammoth cock out and leaves the bedroom. MEN RIGHT!
ANYHOO.. i'm on my back on the bed and go to sit up when a little ball of shit no bigger than a donut hole falls out of my gaping ass. it then proceeds to roll off the bed onto the floor.
fucked up right?!? but get this....... thru the eerie red light cast by the lava lamp in this dudes bedroom i see what appears to be a rat run up to said shit, pick it up and run out the fucking door!!!!!!!

okay....granted i was trippin my ass off on some killer blotter but i ......FREAKED.......
i fly off the bed and scurry across the floor on my knees into the corner where i just blank out!

the next thing mr. fudge packer is standing over me shaking my shoulders and i can smell what i had for supper on his dick which is swinging in my face!!!

i go running out of his apartment starkers and go screaming down the street...luckily i only lived a few blocks over.
the thing that pisses me off most is......the night before i had found a nice pair of capri pants from the jaclyn smith collection in the dumpster behind KMART.
I left them behind at ratboy's place!!!

needless to say....not one of my shining moments!!!

i guess you could say i lost my shit twice that night!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

That'll work nicely.



Sounds fab. I'll have to introduce you to the Caeser. It's a spiced up Bloody Mary, and first introduced in Canada where it remains a very popular drink.

Vodka, Motts Clamato juice, a dash of Worchestershire sauce, Tabasco, on the rocks rimmed with celery salt and garnished with a celery stalk. Good stuff.

Hmmmm... now I want one.

it all sounds delish except for the clamato juice, and the wor...whatever.
OH and the tabasco.....not a fan.
i don't much care for celery either but..........YUM VODKA!!!

 

[marvtha]

Oh my. Well I KNEW you were finicky (HA!) so, I'll let you have a sip, just a sip mind, of mine so you'll be able to at least have had a taste. Who knows, you may find it tastes better than you thought.

I'm not keen on Clamato juice either but in this combination of ingredients, it actually works.

YOWZA....that does have a kick but ...ME LIKEY!!

i think PIGGY'S hamburger just put me off any kind of food stuff. sorry for doubting your palette!

seriously did you see that monster burger!!!!!!!!!!


OOOH....do you like my dress???

 

[marvtha]

You didn't eat the whole thing in one sitting? No wonder you're having issues.

As to the dress, we'll go dancin' and show it off. The other divas will be SO jealous and we'll LAUGH as we twirl around enjoying their envy.

i was hungry!
i had to open all the windows cause i'm VERY gassy!!!

as for the dancin...i'm all two left feet but with a few more bloodys in me i won't care!!!!
and sweetie...i'm the ONLY diva!!!

 

[marvtha]

Good idea about the windows. Still, no smokin' for awhile... just sayin'. Um... I've also noticed the wallpaper needs attending to. I don't think it's supposed to be peeling like that... nor is the paint on the ceiling supposed to be blistering as it is... though, it is fascinating to watch happen.

Other than Diva Girl. it are a done deal. We're hittin' the town.

someone once told me i was exciting as watching paint dry!

i was so honored because i did that on acid once and it was FANTASTIC!!

i'm putting on my dancing shoes as we speak...a nice open toe pump!!!

 

[JakeBequette]

#19

i shouldn't go home with strange men!!

but i do!

EX: one evening, years ago, i'm having a bout of intense anal sex with some guy i met at Biglots.
well he shoots his load, pulls his mammoth cock out and leaves the bedroom. MEN RIGHT!
ANYHOO.. i'm on my back on the bed and go to sit up when a little ball of shit no bigger than a donut hole falls out of my gaping ass. it then proceeds to roll off the bed onto the floor.
fucked up right?!? but get this....... thru the eerie red light cast by the lava lamp in this dudes bedroom i see what appears to be a rat run up to said shit, pick it up and run out the fucking door!!!!!!!

okay....granted i was trippin my ass off on some killer blotter but i ......FREAKED.......
i fly off the bed and scurry across the floor on my knees into the corner where i just blank out!

the next thing mr. fudge packer is standing over me shaking my shoulders and i can smell what i had for supper on his dick which is swinging in my face!!!

i go running out of his apartment starkers and go screaming down the street...luckily i only lived a few blocks over.
the thing that pisses me off most is......the night before i had found a nice pair of capri pants from the jaclyn smith collection in the dumpster behind KMART.
I left them behind at ratboy's place!!!

needless to say....not one of my shining moments!!!

i guess you could say i lost my shit twice that night!!!!!

Haaaa...

Thats was a good fact. Best one so far. ​

 

[marvtha]

It's a date...you bring the cocktails and blunts. And some of that 'blotter' you had at ratboys

KYY!!!!!

a real live date!!! and don't show up with grateful dead tickets in hand!
you can show up with something else in your hand though!!!!!!

all booze and drugs are accounted for!
i'm off to look for a new dress!!!!

 

[marvtha]

i think i found something!!!!!!!!

that'll be REAL interesting on blotter!!!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

i'm not mentioning names but......... THANK YOU for a wonderful night!
my lips are still tobasco stained and my footsies are barkin!!!!!



sing us a song your the paino man. sing us a song..................

 

[marvtha]

Haaaa...

Thats was a good fact. Best one so far. ​

JAKIEB!!!!
you ever have that happen to you?

your a good boy though right???????

 

[marvtha]

#18

i used to have a woman crush on MRS. GARRETT from 'facts of life'!

that beautiful red hair and zaftig body!!!!

i always wanted to just rub my face between her matronly bosom.
i bet it smells like warm pecan rolls those lovely white mounds.

her hairy snatch probably smells of carrot cake and vermouth.

man i'm drippin over here!!!!!!!!!


and hungry!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

KYY!!!!!
WOW!!!! what a date!

i'm just now getting my ability to stand up without feeling like i'm gonna pass out!!

the blotter is finally wearing off too! my dress isn't so intersting anymore!
i can't believe we ended up partying with those amish kids!!!!
they are some crazy fuckers!!!
RUMSPRINGA DUDE!!!!

i think i left my panties in that one buggy though!

thanks for the great nite!
let's do it again after i fully recover....my "hoo ha" may need reconstructive surgery!!!!

 

[JakeBequette]

JAKIEB!!!!
you ever have that happen to you?

your a good boy though right???????

Nope nope.

You ever had any dealings with poop noodles?​

 

[marvtha]

Nope nope.

You ever had any dealings with poop noodles?​

POOP NOODLES!!!

oh sweetie do tell?!?!?
is that somekinda pasta cause i luvs the italian food!!!!

 

[LilBit]

Hey, marvtha, would you mind posting pics of your tits?

 

[marvtha]

Hey, marvtha, would you mind posting pics of your tits?

EXCUSE ME????????!!!!!

i DO NOT go around posting pics of my body parts!!!!!!!

I WAS RAISED BETTER AND I'M VERY INSULTED AND DISGUSTED!!!!!
















you show me yours and i'll show you mine!

 

[chatolandia]

Lilbit, needs to show us his lil'bits!

 

[marvtha]

Lilbit, needs to show us his lil'bits!

COUNT CHAT!!!!

HIS???????

i'm confused?

LILSHIT is a man????!???

 

[LilBit]

Here are my boobs!