Facts About Masturbation

[metta]

^

lol


really...the thing that would save lives...a huge campaign where everyone could get hugs when ever they needed them.


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4[/ame]

 

[bike10]

I will be one those guys who will masturbate today.

 

[Lefty]

This has been a very informative thread.

I have actually learned today.

1. Borg69 is not a closet pervert. He just watches way too much porn.

2. A large number of males masturbate.

3. Almost ALL of the others just play with themselves.

Knowledge is Power......

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Facts About Masturbation

Fact--I enjoy the H€11 out of masturbating & have since early childhood |*

 

[Lefty]

I don't know about huge jim.

I am not a size queen person.

But.

It is more than just a handful or two.

"And he sure knows how to Use it...

He might abuse it

Ain't never gonna lose it

Who could refuse it...."

Three Dog Night knows this dude......upfront and personal.

 

[Appleman34]

My friend seems to be convinced that masturbation isn't natural and a sin and has been beating himself (no pun intended) up over it because he can't stop.

 

[Lefty]

oh shit...

somebody said they thought I was talking about me....

No man...

Three Dog Night was lyricing about the Borg69er dude.

Totally.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^^

I've never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music.

 

[Lefty]

lets save seeing stars,

shooting the moon

and heaven for later...

but what about Arizona,

not Oklahoma?

(I prefer a sandbox to a dust bowl).

 

[borg69unimatrix]

lets save seeing stars,

shooting the moon

and heaven for later...

but what about Arizona,

not Oklahoma?

(I prefer a sandbox to a dust bowl).

I got a litter box you can have.

 

[Lefty]

Borgie

There is a big difference.

litter boxes are for sanitary purposes.

Sand boxes are for playing...like the beach

Arizona is a beach...they just ran out of ocean

or those mexican dudes stole it.

lol.(.not an ethnic slur...would have said
Canadian or what ever if it fit)

 

[borg69unimatrix]

There was an ocean, it is true... give or take a zillion years, or two.

The fish are gone, no tears to cry, for like the oceans, they ran dry.

It makes the mind want to jostle, what in the world was that fossil ?

 

[Lefty]

Looky here you bitch

Trying to fill my special niche

Go ahead and make it twitch

dig boy dig and scratch the itch

you like me ain't gonna get rich

and that my friend..is really the bitch.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You can put away your swinging noose.

I can't fill your shoes, or Dr. Seuss.

No need to huff, you silly Goose!

Killer Lefty is on the loose!

 

[Lefty]

Meet you out back

in the big sand box

Ill bring my juicy bagel

We can make the lox

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Mark your line in the sand -

Won't the battle be quite grand?

On we go, in our blazing jest,

One big happy, gay slap-fest.

 

[Lefty]

you can leave the boring fest

nuzzle in to my hairy chest

Of your clothes we will divest

hang on baby...forget the rest

now you're naked and I'm the best.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Hate to burst your bubble dream...

To see me naked would make you scream.

 

[Lefty]

let the fact that I've lived years

to allay your heightend fears

just grab us all some ice cold beers

drop your hangups not the tears

Now you need to have some fun

and cause your like another son

I think I need to make a run

before my resolve all comes undone.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Ok, You Win, I will Concede...

You beat me at this rhyming deed.

You passed me up, and cut me loose,

Tossing words like Dr. Seuss.

I bow to you, oh Lefty hun...

For you have surely Won this One.