Family lost in Massachusetts corn maze calls 911

[WestCoastWilson]

"Happy Halloween, Guys!"

Family lost in Massachusetts corn maze calls 911.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/12/us-corn-maze-lost-idUSTRE79B6I320111012

Wilson

 

[Beachguyj]

"I don't see anybody. I'm really scared. It's really dark and we've got a three-week-old baby with us," a woman can be heard saying in a recorded call to 911.

The husband, wife and their two children were actually only about 25 or 30 feet into the maze, but they panicked as darkness fell, worried the farm had closed, police said.

 

[RDaniel]

I'd like to get lost in a corn maze.

 

[winterknight]

You never know. He Who Walks Behind The Rows might have been there. That would have been bad.

 

[looseliam]

Fucking nutters. These people shouldn't have procreated.

And who the fuck decides it's a great idea to bring a 3 year-old to a corn maze? Oh, I know, the same people I saw with a newborn in Mexico - 'cause that sounds like a fun vacation.

I weep for society.

 

[gsdx]

There was a video yesterday with a news crew interviewing people inside the maze. They were pointing out overhead power lines and the direction of the highway where you could hear cars passing by.

And you could see other maze walkers passing by through the corn. I wasn't like they were trapped in a concrete maze or something. They could have easily walked through the stalks. Pick a direction and keep walking until you get to the outside.

 

[TheOscar]

Lolz, they brought a three-week-old baby into the maze? o.o
Why didn't they just go through the corn stalks?

 

[TheOscar]

Please, please take the child away from these people for being complete fucking morons.

This weekend I went with my Parents and Brothers to one of these things and I saw tons of Parents with very young children. Why the fuck would you bring a child into a place where these actors are going to be hiding in dark corners and screaming to scare people?

I don't think it was one of those mazes were people jump out at you.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Maybe the aliens ate their brains.

 

[WestCoastWilson]

Wilson

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

What can I say but............

 

[TheOscar]

They exist, though.

But like I said there were very young children in the one I went to. I saw 5-6 year old in line for the one of the attractions that was a tunnel underground. There were a lot of times where it was misty and you could not see in front of you beyond 5 feet. Do you really think that is a good idea for a young child like that?

Ahaha, I know they exist and I wasn't saying it is a good idea to bring kids! Baaad idea. But I was just correcting you that the family went to what seemed like just a non-haunted corn maze.

But either way, it was a three-week-old they brought with them. That's just silly. XD

"Hey Betty, we just had a kid. Do you know where I'm taking you?"

 

[AlmondMilk]

I'd like to get lost in a corn maze.

where naked sexy men jump out at you? Yeah, me too.

Please, please take the child away from these people for being complete fucking morons.

This weekend I went with my Parents and Brothers to one of these things and I saw tons of Parents with very young children. Why the fuck would you bring a child into a place where these actors are going to be hiding in dark corners and screaming to scare people?

They want to raise fearless children.

 

[RDaniel]

where naked sexy men jump out at you? Yeah, me too.

Not what I was saying but that works too. ; ) The idea of going into a maze while dark out seems fun. Imagine playing hide-and-seek. Naked hide-and-seek.