Fap or not to Fap

[freefall]

Plus I heard that it is healthy to with-hold from jerkin off occassionally.

You do know male dogs who are not breeding and not castrated are more prone to develop testicular cancer?

Connect the dots

Btw, I haven't answered the OP: around 2 weeks.

 

[TheFireGod]

From what I can remember: a month, cause I was vacationing/working in Philippines.

 

[FPNY]

FAP are my initials and I resent them being used as a term for masturbation. Aren't there other term that can be used....I dunno like, JERKING OFF, or rubbing one out, or slapping johnnie behind the ears?

I demand you stop using my initials to discuss masturbation...

 

[G-Lexington]

The fun thing about slang is the shades of meaning that certain words can take. "Cock" and "weewee" both mean penis, but you wouldn't use them interchangably. And if you would, tell me now, so I'd never go to bed with you.

I like the word "fap", because to me, it has shades of meaning that other terms for masturbation don't. To me, it doesn't just mean "to masturbate". I've always taken it to mean "to masturbate somewhat uncontrollably, in response to an unexpected stimulus". So you might be looking at (non-sexual) stuff online, and suddenly you come across a picture that makes you so horny, you almost unconsciously throw your pants down, grab your dick, and start stroking it so fast that your balls start slapping. (Making that "fap fap fap" sound from whence the term came.) And post-orgasm, you sit there and wonder "What the hell came over me?"

It's funnier if used in context to something you wouldn't expect to find horny at all. "I can't believe I just fapped to C-SPAN."

Lex

 

[FPNY]

The fun thing about slang is the shades of meaning that certain words can take. "Cock" and "weewee" both mean penis, but you wouldn't use them interchangably. And if you would, tell me now, so I'd never go to bed with you.

I like the word "fap", because to me, it has shades of meaning that other terms for masturbation don't. To me, it doesn't just mean "to masturbate". I've always taken it to mean "to masturbate somewhat uncontrollably, in response to an unexpected stimulus". So you might be looking at (non-sexual) stuff online, and suddenly you come across a picture that makes you so horny, you almost unconsciously throw your pants down, grab your dick, and start stroking it so fast that your balls start slapping. (Making that "fap fap fap" sound from whence the term came.) And post-orgasm, you sit there and wonder "What the hell came over me?"

It's funnier if used in context to something you wouldn't expect to find horny at all. "I can't believe I just fapped to C-SPAN."

Lex

I can see I'm not going to get any support from you!!