Farts for the new millenium

[Andreus]

i wonder if my farts would be considered WMDs by the bush admin

i farted and the dog looked at me and got up and left the room

 

[gmoney]

 

[Michael Luc]

Oh Andreus. Haven't we talked about this before?

 

[Andreus]

Oh Andreus. Haven't we talked about this before?

its been months

thought i'd slip one under the umm.... radar

 

[chas007]

i farted and the dog looked at me and got up and left the room

Well..... the next time the dog farts do the same. ...lol...

 

[Andreus]

she may be a bit sensitive because when people are around i blame her for the farts

 

[Austin40acres]

What's wrong with calling them farts?

A4A

 

[Inwood]

Are you high? If so, what strain are you smoking?

 

[Andreus]

is it that obvious? lol

dont know the name

pretty orange crystaline mossy buds... slightly gooey with a hint of a skunky yet inofensive aroma, in a mango flavored wrap

 

[Andreus]

What's wrong with calling them farts?

A4A

that would be so mundane

 

[Croynan]

eM. pax

 

[GL]

You know what? If your fart has some heat to it, I say you call it Backdraft.

Other than that? I like Butt Trumpet.

 

[Andreus]

Your jocularity is certainly welcome in the same breath with Bush.

so that means you think bush is a shithead?

 

[Andreus]

^I think that is what he means...

well then I agree

thanks for the translation

 

[justsimon]

I think "bottom burp" has a certain charm.

 

[dkonfrost]

I was gonna suggest the moniker, "One Cheek Slip"

 

[douseiai]

i like thunderspray... its makes farts sound epic and metal...

 

[Andreus]

i like thunderspray... its makes farts sound epic and metal...

it is a rather titanic term

 

[buzzj]

OMG! Farts that offend dogs go way beyond the WMD designation!!

 

[dolphwasser]

I went with Thunderspray, because it gives me the impression that there were some solids along with the gas.

Although by the way you described them (and the poor pooch's reaction), breathtaking bottom bomb-blasters might be more appropriate???