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[ChickenGuy]

someone needs to get his lazy ass up and outside!

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I love your sense of humour!

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And what the bloody hell is wrong with Randy Andy?

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oh please! all you want for Christmas are the sailors..!

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They love you!!! THE CROWD LOVE YOU!!!

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Do you know why they call it "softcore porn"? Because it doesn't get you hard.

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On a JUB-Nut-Ball scale, you're no where NEAR the top. Relax.

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Your post made me smile the HUGEST smile!

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LOL...that is the best.....ever!!

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Best post. . . Ever.

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so am I going to be able to sit on your face?

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An european JUB meat would be great fun. You can count me in if it happens

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You always ask such excellent questions, ChickenGuy.

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[Knucklehead]

You're welcome boys,you're welcome..

 

[Taz]

May I snorgle with you?

Damn, that's a lucky anklet. I wouldn't mind being the one wrapped around you.

Finally, someone posting with intelligence. It's quite refreshing.

Safe to say I like having my ego stroked XD

 

[Kabluey]

^ Quite happy to stroke your own too

 

[Taz]

What can I say Kab, sometimes I just can't wait for someone to do it for me

 

[G-Lexington]

"If making excuses was exercise, you'd be attractive by now."
"Creepy things done by old guys become hot when done by young guys."
"Aaaah!!!!! You're standing in front of a white boarded up house, there is a mailbox here..."
"Why don't you like Lana del Ray? Didn't you get a photo taken together?"
"He's probably stoned or in bed. Don't worry about it."
"First time I've seen the feminine side of you."
"We're everywhere until we turn thirty, then we'd like you to go away."
"Make up your damn mind - nachos or tacos?!"
"All I could find were references to urinary control."

I do have fun, positive, flirty ones, but do you really want to read those?

Lex

 

[Ram]

I missed you too, fuckstain! I didn't want to say so publicly as it would damage my street-cred.

What an asshole. I love him.

 

[G-Lexington]

Bumping a favorite thread that's been lying fallow. Some recent favorites.

* People only like you because you're famous.
* You MUST be joking, 'goyle!
* Is this conjecture or experience?
* Jesus Saves... G-Lex Pays.
* "Tyler" ??? You lost me on that reference. What am I missing/forgetting???
* I'd totally have sex with you. I'd love to show you how much your body turns me on.

Lex

 

[bort138]

My eyes will never forgive you for that.

You needn't feel guilty, just lucky. Congratulations.

Another reason to love you to bits!

... cause you got that hot, veiny fun toy to play with when on JUB.

Your milkshake brings all the boyz to the yard!

Ten characters

 

[zoltanspawn]

This is probably my all time favorite:

"Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary organism. Junk is a pain killer. A plant has no libido in the human or animal sense. Junk replaces the sex drive. Seeding is the sex of the plant and"

Someone recently mentioned:

"You def need Jesus Zoltan"

 

[Pcp3t3]

Anything complimentary

 

[star-warrior]

He got me - flew 12 hours to satisfy his animal cravings too

 

[rareboy]

You're a chronic bitch.

From one of my secret admirers.

 

[johaninsc]

My basement woild be my parents west wing in Devon had they not given into my demands and got the house I whined for. I wouldn't know about jail as much as I would buying things from the credit cards my parents gave me or jealousy ;lol.

Hoping thay was me...??? I do

Hoping that was me??? I don't venture to the Amateur section I'm not that desperate to perv on other users who are peasents lol.

all from the same steller Jubber

 

[star-warrior]

Thank heaven's someone found this thread

The 90s must've been brutal for you with all of those bowl cuts.

It's evil how much I laughed at this

Eww! Even with Parsley, that doesn't look good.

Thread needs pics of rent boy!!

 

[G-Lexington]

I've been gone, so I don't have many new ones.

* I've had "alone time" with a few of your ass pics more times than I can remember.
* If the choice is ugly or "wanna be like Jersey Shore people", ugly is more than fine.
* Spiders are not insects.
* Maybe you should find a new ledge to perch on --n no more vaunted pearl drops of wisdom to hand out nor wanted here.
* You had me at Crazy Bread.

Lex

 

[mikemizanin729]

it's just the insufferable and obnoxious way you and willie lecture people- like you know everything...you have to take issue with everything people say, when all we want to do is have fun, look at pics and gossip a little...

Thats a good one.

How many times have you two used that same quote? Is he your bf? I'll be keeping an eye

Angry letter from an angry fan.

 

[CupidBoy]

^ you're here to be my master that's what.

Hard to pick, this is a romantic one from Bender

good boy, keep working your hole for me you filthy slut.

He won't mind if I share.

 

[mikemizanin729]

And two more.

you have as much sophistication as yoyr idol Paris Hilton you spoiled ass

This is the best one yet.

Justib Beiber fan you listen to his music

The last one was hilarious.

 

[Gentleheart]

No, because he never expresses any complex thought.

so true.

I don't see you doing yard work. You are more the condo/townhouse kinda guy, me thinks

lol I have a partner who enjoys doing that stuff, so it'll work out.

As someone who is pale as fuck, this thread gives me hope

happy to help!

women are way too loud and make it sound like they're being massacred when they are in porn. it ruins straight porn which I'd otherwise watch

right!? I'm like OMG...shut the FUCK UP!!! lol the things I endure to watch a hot straight hunk laying pipe.

I can't believe straight guys are turned on by such noise.

Black guys with big sticks don't impress me!

lol