If you were any sweeter I would have a mouth full of cavities.
i am loved
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If you were any sweeter I would have a mouth full of cavities.
I'll live without you. Get yourself fixed, seriously.
May I pet your monkey ?
You're not adorkable, you're adorable![]()

You took that way too literally, doll.![]()
You forgot the option - 'hug me'![]()
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you = evil
Ouch......
Oh and:
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*pukes in your lap*
Yummy!
You're English??? Holy crap, I want you now.
I heard Chi Chi LaRue is going to put the Irish Choral group Anuna in his next feature, singing hauntingly right next to the sling.
. I spent over thirty years in a toxic belief system. I don't know if I'll ever recover. There are people who will accept the totality of who you are, THEY become "family".
Boone's?!? I mean are you in highschool???![]()
I'm going to bed in a few minutes. Wish you were here!
Now take off your clothes so I can start at your ears and work my way down to your toes! Yum!!!
Stay away from those women! lol!
WHORE!!!!!..lol
im whoring you
whore...
Oh I have to whore it out somehow!
Whorey whore whore...![]()
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Wow...I met this hot guy too! He fucked the shit out of me at one point (not literally but..you know!) He gave one of the best head jobs I've ever had! And hot...wow! Hmmm...you suppose?!?!
How right you are .... not that you've got much to crow about lately, either!
i'm smiling so big right now. i really dig your style
