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[Berbenli]

I killed nine baby seals with my bare hands. Whateva! I do what I want!

&

Ooo! One eyed monster

 

[G-Lexington]

Some recent ones:

* This is probably the weirdest compliment you've ever received, but you have really nice fingernails.

* Lots of things in life are like that....

* Good Lord, that's some of the worst acting I've ever seen ... not to mention the corniness!

* i'll get the chains as well!

* your usenet/mail quotestyle will drive me insane one day

* Are you being sarcastic here to be mean?

* Wait here while I get you a towel.

* fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu- (LOTS of comments like this on one particular post)

* I need to find who made those windows

* Unless of course it's, Project Runway....

* I'm having difficulty picturing that...maybe that's a good thing??

* Damn your good Lex..I never seen anyone in my life who can cut right through the bullshit like you do..

Lex

 

[BeMused]

Some goodies:

I heart inebriated!

oooooooom nom nom nom nom nom nom... i's eated u.

Sook-KEY !!!

eheheheh Nice pic US citizen LOL

what is wrong with you, ho?

Safari and I are gonna make babies. If you want, you can be codenamed Safari.

You're a scuzzball. lol

Let's roleplay: I'll be the male paige, and you be the hot senator who's drillin me.

*watches your jerking off smilie creepily*

And where is MY song dedication?

mmmmmm beefy.

I'd let you track and field me any day!

I wonder if he realises how long that line is (i.e. the line to get into Elvin's pants )

How someone deprives themselves of licking a nice ass is beyond me.

Frotteeeeeeeeeeees!!

Wtf? :roftlmao: You had it with a fairy?

you could keep him in your boxer briefs wrapped around your wee willie !!

you couldn't handle all this *does the tyra hairflick* besides if I give you a spanking you'll think it's gonna end in a happy place

smart arse I don't need to be smart I'm pretty

MAN HANDS?!

Don't worry, we'll have hot volcano sex.

WHAT THE FUCK. I NEED TO BE #1!!! *feels inferior because of small penis*

 

[elra]

Six and a half years and only 1,000 posts! Way to be subtle.

he was the only one to notice.

 

[giftart]

"You Sir have great taste!"

 

[G-Lexington]

* Lol, I remember Gary Numan.

* aren't you green yet?

* Damn those rich, hot, trim guys with huge dicks!

* You seem rather...direct.

* Next you'll be telling us you sodomized your Teddy bear!

* this post is mean and unnecessary.

* You're terrible!

* Can we get the old Lex back? The one who isn't a complete and utter asshole for the sake of being a complete and utter asshole?

* stop posting this bullshit allready

* its official. i like it better when you dont post

Apparently, I'm starting to really piss people off. Perhaps it's time for another break.

Lex

 

[GL]

Apparently, I'm starting to really piss people off. Perhaps it's time for another break.

Lex

nah. some people have a hard time dealing with the truth.

 

[crowboy]

Just keep laughing, 1/2 the time I don't know what I'm on or on about either...lol

I just don't know Sweetness! I read Crowboy, and I'm thinking "Crowbar" as in DICK!

he pissed me off once too much - IGNORE BUTTON !

There are a few noobs about. I hope they know about comments. It took me almost 2 years to discover them.

 

[Kester]

I wanna cream on your face..

Gotta get that cocaine problem under control, though!

as big as your tree is - that shouldn't be a problem - and I can use the fur for dental floss !

You should have dick whipped him..

I want to suck you off while you drive if we ever get together!

fucking SLUT!

OMG Slap me across the face with it!!

..................

 

[Joshua_me]

Germaphobe sounde like you have a fobia to Germans Are you sure you're not trying to send Corny a subliminal message

 

[Kester]

Here is a few favs from the last few days...

You're super hawt! Where's the penis? lmao

wait till we make some x-tube stuff..Now THAT will be good stuff Mister..

You can munch on anything I have anytime you like!!

martin6 = weirdo

Once again...you're proving yourself to be quite the slut.

 

[FPNY]

ok, which martini are you on?

 

[Fucker29]

• Then why do you keep saying "oh god" when the head of my dick's rubbing your prostate?

• Do I at least get a pity fuck?

• ::raises hand. . .and penis::

• Baby, I don't care how many cooties you have; you know I want to fuck that ass.

 

[ChickenGuy]

you're too cute!

LOL You damn European communist!!!

You look like a really nice guy

NICE post! I owe you a blowjob.

Let's hit the bed, dude

Too bad... I liked you better when you were still a Scotsman

bless your heart...LOL

*coughs* Brighton?

(this single little comment led to a chain of events and correspondence which brought me down here. Amazing.)

Are you cute? I'll take your virginity, bb.

Spanking loosens the sphincter, did you know that?

arf arf arf arf ruff ruff arf xo

It's not my fault you have standards! lol

Hahahahahahahahahaha superb! -d-

Thanks ChickenGuy!

How'd you find that picture of my scrotum?

What --are you chicken? Yeah you are !! I'll do more than spank you--you'd like that too much

Oh please, you are so very handsome!

There's so many more, but it'd go on forever - thanks for sending me all your kind words and flirts.

 

[7Anthony5]

A few of the ones that grabbed my attention-

no one cares about my dead cat!!

Is your comment hole all worn out now? lol

I want to run my tongue over your tan lines..

there are no small cocks on jub !! silly rabbit

 

[crowboy]

OMG -- THOSE ARE FANTASTIC !! ***KISS KISS***

I hope it helped you sleep.

Other than that, nothing for the last few months, but I have not been about much until this week.

I need more comment love.

 

[SilverSurfer]

Pervert

Pervert

These may or may not be from the same person.

And I thought you were a healthy, clean living boy!

You should call me and let me test my gaydar on you.

I've got a long piece of wood I call a "beauty," too. Except it's 13-14 inches, not feet. And I cheat when measuring.

POIDH

Stoner! *munches on weed breakfast burrito*

 

[GL]

my recent faves:

Oh Dan...I didn't know you get down like that.

It was either that or "homoslice".

Harlot!!

 

[martin6]

sextrain sextrain sextrain DONKEY PUNCH!

homo waffle might have been good too.

And the most disturbing, disgusting, hilarious, and awesome comment I think I've ever gotten:

Years ago, when I was in my hunting prime, I woulda been balls deep in that boys guts..Now you must keep the tradition alive.

 

[quasar]

From my more recent batch of comments...

• You dirty prostitute
  
• You're the gayest gay that's ever gayed before

And here was me thinking I was a quiet, shy, butch boi!!!