Favorite way to open a beer

[kevbo]

So I got a six pack of Spotted Cow on the way home from shopping, and all was fine and dandy.

Until I get home and realize I forgot that Spotted Cow don't have twist tops.

I go searching madly through kitchen drawers to try and find a bottle opener, and all I found was a corkscrew (Which, now looking back, does not receive enough usage.)

Any ideas on how I can get these bottles open without harming myself?

 

[Pushover]

Throw it out the window then go back to the store and buy a bottle of wine....

 

[Lasosa]

The edge of a table or a lighter always works for me when I'm without a bottle opener. Both take some practice, but they're incredibly easy to do once you get the hang of it.

 

[kevbo]

Throw it out the window then go back to the store and buy a bottle of wine....

I can tell you've never had Spotted Cow

 

[chatolandia]

Kew, what kind of corkscrew?

Most of them has a doohickie for beers


That is how I open my beers


and I drink both wine and beer!

 

[kevbo]

Kew, what kind of corkscrew?

Most of them has a doohickie for beers


That is how I open my beers


and I drink both wine and beer!

It doesn't... I saw the corkscrew and was like, "FUCK YES!" But after examining it, alas, it's not equipped for beer.

 

[Elwood]

A Bic lighter always works for me when I do not have an opener.

 

[kevbo]

K, the lighter trick worked like a charm

KEVBO HAS BEER!

 

[chatolandia]

It doesn't... I saw the corkscrew and was like, "FUCK YES!" But after examining it, alas, it's not equipped for beer.

I do the edge of a table or something like that


make sure its somewhere that won't mess up your house

put it on the edge, hit it down

it works, even for my extremely clumsy hands

 

[PhoenixRising]

Can openers tend to have a lip on them to open bottles. Also, you can use one of those can openers used on apple juice cants too(you know the kind that punch a hole in the lid).

 

[kevbo]

This is just warmup. The six pack should be gone within an hour and a half. And then it's out to the bars!

No drunk postings... Until after bar time!

 

[12fear99]

As quick as possible and any way I can.

 

[Homoerectus]

Vise Grip plyers

 

[versatastic]

^

I use the strke plate on a door frame. Easy peasy.