Favorite Word for "Urination"

[buddy1970]

Hey guys. I hope people from all threads will see this and participate, but regardless, I want to know what your favorite word for urination is.

Nice, huh?

So, pick as many as you like if you have more than one favorite. I've tried to include every euphemism from the English language that I could think of. I'm excited to see what the results are!

(I'm sure that a thread like this exists somewhere else, but I haven't seen one, so here goes. Be sure to see my threads for “fellatio,” “intercourse,” “buttocks,” “penis” and “erection” in another forum.)

 

[coloradobottom]

This hunky cowboy could piss all over me.

 

[buddy1970]

Oh yeah. Me too. That's why I posted him. Looks tasty, doesn't it?

 

[BudinShorts]

BTW theres a great 30min vid of guys caught pissing here
:

http://www.kinkypigs.com/videos/2733/caught-pissing.html

 

[buddy1970]

Oooooo, BudinShorts, thanks!

 

[buddy1970]

That surprises me, cigarman. "Pee" is such an innocent sounding word, and you're a commanding top. I would've thought you'd go for a nastier term.

Ahhh, now I've seen your softer side.

 

[goldenboyuk]

Great poll, not heard if a couple of those!
I quite like good old 'pissing!' wee sounds like something girls do, where as men have a good strong piss!
Can think of a couple more - 'having a slash', 'shaking hands with the vicker' & 'pointing percy at the porcelene'
Sure there are many more too...!

 

[buddy1970]

...'shaking hands with the vicker'...

Oh my God, I LOVE it!

 

[LoveIsNow]

Peeing, and now that I've heard it for the first time, "seeing a man about a horse".

 

[FirePhoenix]

Pissing.

Just sounds hotter than peeing.

 

[mbamike]

Peeing. . . .

 

[AsianDream]

Micturition is one of my favourite "official medical" words for pissing. Sometimes "Official" words can be just as hot as "Dirty" words - also asking a guy "Do you want to Urinate in my mouth?" seems real sexy to me

 

[bulge]

Powder my nose, open the theater, check whether it still hangs, check whether I changed sex,...

 

[HornyHenry]

See a man about a dog,
Inspect the plumbing,
Spend a penny,
Spend a dime,
Pay the water bill,
Give [the]John a drink,
Give the urinal a drink,
Empty my bladder,
Drain my crank case,
Take a Wii-Wii,
Give(name of someone you hate) a drink,
Point Peter at the porcelain,
Hold my own,
Stand up,
Unzip for a minute,
recycle my beer,
Dump this used beer,
Fly my yellow hanky,

 

[Ronin84]

If I am out with friends (gay) I just say I wanna take a piss, do you want to join me?

 

[buddy1970]

And the winner is:

Thanks, guys!