Favourite Movie Quotes

[jknightuk]

What's YOUR fave quote from a movie...?

There are several films that I could watch more than once... and I always remember the funny lines! To start off, here's one of my personal faves:


"First day as a woman, and I'm having hot flushes..."
Robin Williams as Mrs.Doubtfire, in the scene where he is in the kitchen cooking and gets his boobies caught on fire after leaning to close to the stove!

I was at the cinema when I first saw that part of the film.. you should have heard the people watching the film.. they laughed so much. I had tears of laughter.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

how about a TV show

"we're the lucky ones"

from cold case episode "forever blue"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-buJinv4Xg[/ame]

 

[Spiff]

Some of the best movie quotes were unscripted, like this one. . .

 

[Poozy1]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfMXEmCew4[/ame]

 

[tider39]

My favorite line is from "Gypsy." Mama Rose sings...."Some people got it and make it pay, others can't even give it away." I love that line and it is damned true.

 

[Nyk13]

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Heathers
Appropriate for those WTF situations

 

[Poozy1]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX3OriDpgg[/ame]

 

[brandhay]

In honor of Peter Falk, "Serpentine!"

 

[jknightuk]

Thanks for posting that clip, Brandhay. I remember Peter Falk in Columbo. My Mom would watch it every week... and I'd be sitting there watching him too. He was (in a big way, still is...) my fave tv detective.

He was a terrific actor, wonderful in person and will be sadly missed by all who loved him. The video clip there is a fitting tribute

Even now I still watch the Columbo series! lol. Just recently started watching it from the very first episode.

 

[gsdx]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo, The Princess Bride

And a few from the inimitable Leslie Nielson

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[Solid Gold]

cough cough, I think I have the black lung. You splash around as a mermaid...merman i was a merman.

 

[Touley]

"I see dead people"

 

[syoBsUtsuJ]

Like everybody else, I have too many to list, but the one that stands out today is from an OLD movie "Passenger 57" where the hijackers asks the two pilots, "Who is in charge here?" BANG! "Again, I ask, who is in charge here?"

 

[Seasoned]

"Rubbing alcohol for you, Martha?" "Never mix; never worry."

"How do you like your coffee?" "Alone."

"You're gonna have a weddin' whether you like it or not. If you don't like it, don't come."

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

wellllllll

it da first day school fellas < somethin like it

what earth crackin understatesment!!!!!!!!!!

but theys is great cultures so

ans

THE END < not can explain why but it wildddddddd

 

[maxpowr9]

"How do you like your coffee?" "Alone."

Soreknees honey, the only quotable "coffee" joke is this...

 

[jknightuk]

Thank you, everyone!!!!

There's been a fantastic response to this topic, and I am really pleased to see so many of you put your fave quotes.

Thank you to all those who put video clips up here too... I've been reliving some fond memories watching those! lol.

Keep the quotes coming in

 

[Alistair]

two of my favorite quotes are from one of the worst movies ever Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker "The price is wrong, Bitch"

Bob Barker to Happy after he beats the shit out of him "Now you've had enough...... Bitch"

I laugh every time I hear Bob say that

 

[barnbuddy]

(woman and man at diner table)

WOMAN I
mmmmm, oh yes, mmmmm , yes

yes YES YES YES YES

(another woman and waiter near by)

WOMAN II
I'll have what she's having


When Harry Met Sally

 

[kevbo]

"If anyone needs to make a call, I've got a phone."

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion