Favourite Movie Quotes

[jknightuk]

Loving the replies, everyone some of them have had me laughing so hard. I fell of my seat once already! ouch! LOL

As for the scene you mentioned, Barnbuddy... here's that clip just for you:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk[/ame]

 

[gsdx]

"What's a 'yoot'?" - My Cousin Vinny

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Cameron: "What'd I do?"
Ferris: "You killed the car."

 

[TickTockMan]

From "Lean on Me" (1989)

Joe Clark: I don't have time for Mrs. Elliott's problem!
Dr. Frank Napier: You better make time!
Joe Clark: We are being crucified by a process that is turning blacks into a permanent underclass here, Frank. A permanent underclass!
[Dr. Napier turns away from him and puts some papers in his briefcase]
Joe Clark: See! See, nobody wants to talk about that! NOBODY! Mrs. Elliott's missionary zeal about Mozart has nothing to do with our problem. Nothing! What good is Mozart going to do a bunch of children who can't go out and get a job?
Dr. Frank Napier: Joe, your personal battles are gonna cost us the war. Worry about the test scores.
Joe Clark: WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK I'M WORRIED ABOUT?
Dr. Frank Napier: END OF DISCUSSION! You will write a formal apology!
Joe Clark: I will what?
Dr. Frank Napier: A formal apology for your treatment of Mrs. Elliott and Darnell and for your vicious and thoughtless insults to the women of this community! You will kow tow. You will step and fetch!
Joe Clark: If you think that I'm gonna...
Dr. Frank Napier: [slams briefcase shut] Get used to it! It's the WAY OF THE WORLD! If you're so hot on discipline, then goddammit
[pounds on briefcase]
Dr. Frank Napier: start by accepting mine because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD NIGGER IN CHARGE!
[He grabs his briefcase and heads for the door]
Dr. Frank Napier: Come on, let's get something to eat.
Joe Clark: [following him to the door and walking out with him] You really think you bad, don't you?

The above quote is the epitome of what I feel friendship should be like. It has been my favorite quote/scene from a movie since I watched the movie as a kid. I couldn't find a clip, which is too bad. It would show how heated the scene was where words cannot.

 

[looseliam]

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

 

[scrapple]

Almost every single line from "Boys In The Band" would qualify, but here are a few:

"You look like you've been rimming a snowman."

"I hate it when the operator calls me Ma'am."

"Got a heavy date in Lafayette Park?"

Alan: "Why don't you blow me?"
Emory: "Why, your wife got lockjaw?"

"He's about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road."

"So who you have to fuck to get a drink around here?"

"There's one thing to be said for masturbation. You certainly don't have to look your best."

"Oh Mary, don't ask!"

 

[cityboy-stl]

On a serious note, one film that I dearly love is STAR!. It is from 1968 starring Julie Andrews about the life of Gertrude Lawrence. In the film, Noel Coward is talking to Gertrude Lawrence at a particularly confusing time in her life. He tells her "You'll never decide what you want until you've decided who you are". I've always liked that philosophy.

 

[MTLDude]

Gone with the wind...

Brett Butler to Scarlet O'Hara: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...

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[Esquire0399]

 

[gsdx]

Gone with the wind...

Brett Butler to Scarlet O'Hara: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...

Wow. You had me confused. I was wondering when they had remade that movie until I realised you meant:

instead of:

 

[hubbellgardner]

" I'll have what she's having..." from When Harry Met Sally.

 

[redfox70]

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[redfox70]

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[redfox70]

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[redfox70]

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[blackbeltninja]

The interplay between the young John Connor and the Terminator in T2 when they're checking oil and water for the old station wagon at the petrol station, and little John watches 2 kids having a toy gun battle:

John: We're not going to make it, are we? People, I mean.

Terminator: It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.


T2 - incredible film.

-d-

 

[chrisrobin]

"Nobody's perfect."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"Mr. DeMille, I''m ready for my closeup."

 

[redfox70]

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[redfox70]

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[jknightuk]

Wow... this is becoming popular!...

Seriously all.. thanks for the response. I asked you all to keep the quotes coming in, and that's exactly what you've all done

I remember one quote (another personal fave) from a movie. This is from one of the Star Trek movies. Chief Engineer Scotty was about to enter a turboshaft, and it goes like this (I think?). Not sure which movie number it was tho! LOL:

Computer:
Level, please?

Scotty:
Level 5

Computer:
Thank you.

Scotty:
Ohh up your shaft!

It cracks me up every time... last time I laughed so much I had tears running down my face. My (then) partner was like "What's so funny?!"

'Doh!

 

[redfox70]

^ Hiya J

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