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Preparations
Wagons. Rigel didn’t count; the number kept growing. There were eighteen just for the six guns the Wizards had promised! There were three kitchen wagons – a number that had started with one, become two when Rita pointed out that one kitchen could cook for only so many, then three when the numbers of troops had grown. More troops meant more supplies, more supplies meant more wagons, more wagons meant more teams, more teams were more mouths to feed, so Rigel would have bet there would be four kitchen wagons. He knew many of the planned cargos, and tried to pick them out – fifteen John Deere plows, in three wagons; two woodcut presses, each in a wagon; a dozen wood stoves – some assembly required – in two or three wagons. He and Rita had both wanted more, but the smiths got the final word: that was all the iron they would spare for those, or for any other trade goods for the south. There was a wagon of Mark I rifles with gear, for Osvaldo, but covered, there was no way to tell it from ordinary supply wagons – which may have multiplied to fifty, for all Rigel knew.
He laughed at himself – Anaph was coming, with other Druids, and that meant they wouldn’t have to worry about meat. So there wouldn’t be any fifty supply wagons – but twenty wouldn’t surprise him. Altogether there might be fifty, though, a number that made him unhappy.
“Still worried about wagons”, Austin observed. “And they all only move as fast as the slowest one. Rigel, the expedition got slow once you had
any.”
“Yeah. I feel like I’m taking an army, though.”
“Not even a thousand”, Austin dead-panned.
Rigel laughed. “Stinker.” He sobered. “But we’re going to need that many.”
“You almost do. There are almost two hundred Rigel’s Riders now, plus four hundred Mounted Rifles. Tanner just promoted a captain for the Heart Patrol, because there’s more than a hundred of them. That’s seven hundred and some mounted. I know we have a couple of hundred rifle infantry, too. Almost a thousand.”
The number didn’t make Rigel happy or sad. He was glad to know; he hadn’t actually tallied it up himself. But it still felt insufficient. “It’s a beginning”, he responded. “Just a beginning.” He wondered if he’d recognize when they had enough – ten thousand? twenty? “So what did you come to tell me?”
“Anaph got another book – but it wasn’t the one Ryan had asked for. He grabbed
Meditations on Hydraulics, illustrated with Simple Machines, by Sir Edmund Sidney Tarkenton-Lowry, Greve Lillienskjold’.”
“So Ryan’s pissed?”
“Nope. Anaph grabbed it because they found it fast and it was easy to get. That old Druid, Versorix, he turned it into three copies. Now they’re searching for one called
Guide to Tools and Machining, by a guy who might have been my ancestor – our world’s version of him, anyway – a Lord Templeton.”
“That’s good!” Rigel laughed. “That makes two useful Templetons I know of.”
Austin grinned at him. “I’ll just have to make more.”
Rigel’s laugh cut off a moment after it got louder. “You’re thinking about Val.... what’s her name?”
“Valentina Raquel Espinoza”, Austin replied. “It’s weird – I think of her, I feel strong and stuff. But when I see girls here, naked, sometimes I want to barf.”
“Life’s weird”, Rigel responded. “Just don’t barf on the girls.”
“As long as they keep their crotches away”, Austin said. “They look like some gross wound, or disease.”
Rigel looked at his squire in a slightly new light. “You know, if you’d said that back home, it could have got you beat up. Here, it’s worth a chuckle.” He paused, but Austin didn’t say anything. “I like this place.”
“Yeah – me, too”, Austin agreed softly after a half dozen heartbeats.
Rigel noticed someone sitting on a wagon corner, staring out of the cavern into bright sunshine with light rain. “Making a list?” he wondered. “That wagon’s covered.”
“Let’s go see who it is”, Austin suggested. The idea seemed better than waiting around to be caught by someone who needed to pawn off decision-making on the ultimate local authority. They descended and made their way through the circling foot traffic.
It was a Yankee they didn’t recognize. He had a pair of sheets of paper set on top the canvas cover, and was referencing them while writing on a crude tablet. Rigel wasn’t sure he’d seen one like that, and decided he liked the feeling: it meant progress was happening all around. Something about the man conveyed that this wasn’t work, at least not in the sense of lists and tallies, nothing clerical at all. Austin caught it, too, so they waited.
Several minutes passed. All at once a half-smile, a bit sad, creased the writer’s face. His left hand scooped up the two sheets while the right reached out to Rigel. “Lord FitzWin. Call me Landon ap Sukhanov. Bard-Druid, at your service.”
Rigel shook. “Sukhanov – interesting heritage.”
“Oh, it’s not a family name. Alexandrei Sukhanov is a Russian bard I admire – his poetry reflects his mathematical rigor. He’s a professor and researcher at Moscow Imperial University. This is a new world, so I took a new name.” Landon glanced between the two. “And you want to know what I was writing. Well, it doesn’t have music yet, and I’m not sure it’s done, but then it isn’t actually mine. Most of it – you know about Mervynn? He wrote most of it. Last and first verses were done, the middle was a muddle. I thought... not a tribute, but a teagasg, a lesson, from his own words. So.” He put a hand to the wagon rim and in one smooth move was on his feet, balancing, striking a pose.
“I can't say where I plan to go
But don't judge me by that alone
If you knew everything I know
You'd notice I'm in ‘the zone’
I can't change things I feel
I'd never tuck the truth away
I've set goals no one can steal
With new ones coming everyday
Sure, I'll come away with some burns
I gotta keep feeding fuel to the dream
Even if I forget most of what I learn
I'll still know, nothing's what it seems
And I don't break like metal can
No one will find a piece of my heart
And if I turn out a flash in the pan
Oh well -- it sure was a hell of a start
I think if you've cried like I have
You're prolly out of tears as well
So maybe that's why we can laugh
We already lived through hell.”*
Rigel was silent several seconds. “Maybe Mervynn didn’t kill himself”, he mused. “Maybe he knew something.”
Landon hopped down. “Oh, he killed himself. I tried to watch him – one day eager, one day tumultuous, one day placid, one day frantic. He talked about voices, but he’d done that since our second week here – he didn’t have any meds, and was kind of coming to pieces. He got furious when I suggested a Healer, said they didn’t know enough.” A flash of bleakness passed across his face. “I fell asleep, waiting for him. The next morning I woke up and started looking for him. There was a note – he was wroth with me, and said he had someone better to go talk to, he was done with humans, done with himself.”
“You know where he ended up?” Rigel inquired.
“Oh yes. Died on that slope, but got scooped up just like all of us before, to a new life. I hear he’s got a new body, and is around?”
“Yes, and no.” Rigel wasn’t sure himself what was going on there.
“Ah – of course. But is that ‘yes, he has a new body, but he isn’t around’, or some other option?” The eyes teased.
“So – have you picked a bard yet, for your journey?”
Austin laughed. Rigel regarded Landon thoughtfully. He’d already decided he’d have to bring Mervynn along; having someone who knew him – or had known him – might be useful. “How well did you know Mervynn?”
“Almost as well as anyone, I suppose. Not that anyone really knew him. Manic depression, emphasis on manic, is no social bonus. So you’re taking him with you, and want someone to keep him company? I can do that.”
Grinning slightly, Rigel shook his head. “Smart, too. What kind of engineering do you do?”
“Sonic. Heavy in math and advanced materials. Wonderful if you like music. Oddly applicable to aquatics.” He sighed. “I wrote a piece for closed organ, underwater. Needs electronics, optics, hydraulics – never happen here.
“But I can still write and sing, and apparently I have this idhrûd spark.” He turned his attention to Austin. “Squire, word holds you to be unattached. Would you like to see how I can sing to a penis and make it grow?”
Austin laughed. “Rigel, bring him! Bard, you can sing to it if you can play it.”
“If it has tone, this Bard can make music”, Landon avowed. Austin laughed and clapped.
“What makes you a Bard?” Rigel asked, tacking away from the colorful drift.
“I do. They have sort-of bards, these Celts. But I”, he proclaimed with a half-bow and flourish, “am a member of the Auld Welsh Bard Society, North American band, and I shall raise their eyes to see the true worth of a true Bard.
“Now what, you ask, is a true Bard? He is first a man of ears, to listen to those with a tale to tell. He is next a man of the heart, to hear and to understand.”
“Is this a speech?” Rigel asked, amused.
“A speech?! I am stricken!” Landon jumped down. “You want the short version? Bards are official memory. They write songs to tell impressive deeds or ones with lessons – and to poke fun at what needs deflated, or encourage what should be aided. Their loyalty is to truth, not to men. One who can’t sing can be a lesser bard, and speak the stories and songs. Bards are also mediators, hearing the words of all and making them plain to the rest. Their profession is the ennoblement of mankind, their hobby tweaking the proud.”
“Crystal’s got the music angle”, Rigel noted.
Landon shook his head. “Already talked with her. She’s about as good a poet as a stallion’s balls – she knows things come in pairs and the idea is to point somewhere. She’s awesome with instruments, though”, he said, his eyes going distant. “That crystal organ... She could play me to orgasm, if she tried.”
“I’ll catch”, Austin volunteered.
“It’s a date”, Landon answered with a grin. “If we can talk her into it.”
“I can persuade Eron – he can persuade her”, Austin asserted. “He’ll say it’s for him – if he mentions two guys, she won’t play a note.”
Rigel fumed. "I thought I told her–“
Austin cut him off. “It’s chill, big man. Some people are like that. Remember what I said about naked girls? It is what it is.”
Landon was nodding. “It’s sad, but some people are limited. So, Lord FitzWin, what say you?”
Rigel had to chuckle at the persistence. “Determined, as well as smart. Okay, on two conditions: you keep Austin out of trouble at night.”
Landon waited, then got it. “I thought you said two”, he said, keeping a straight face.
“That
was two”, Rigel replied.
Where once Austin would have punched him, the squire laughed. “If you only knew”, he declared.
Landon pretended to examine Austin closely. “I think I can keep him in hand.”
“A third condition, then”, Rigel said. “Learn our songs. Our timelines have whole different styles of music.”
The Bard nodded. “I have heard some from your ‘Beatles’. They were superb. I wish I could hear themselves performing.”
“Yeah – so it goes.” Rigel sighed. “Looks like business found me.” A page was crossing from the castle, headed right for them. “Landon, can you sing him away?”
“Sorry – there is no magic”, the Yankee responded. “I’m putting that to song, if you care to hear it.”
“When it’s finished”, Rigel replied absently. “Let’s go meet him.”
They were barely away from the wagons when another figure came between them and the page. “Mervynn”, Rigel said. The modified man unnerved him; it was hard to make himself sound friendly. He’d left it to Anaph to decide if Mervynn could be allowed to move about freely; apparently Anaph had allowed the freedom of the cavern, anyway
“Lord Rigel FitzWin, all must go.”
Landon came to stand close by Rigel’s left shoulder. “His brain is off”, he announced quietly. “Something else is happening.”
“Tell me about it”, Rigel replied sarcastically. “Mervynn, all who? and go where?”
Mervynn looked pained. “All must g-g-go”, he repeated, stammering on the last consonant.
“It’s like he memorized it, and doesn’t know what it means”, Landon told Rigel. “He’s just a messenger. Let me.” At Rigel’s nod, he stepped forward a half pace.
“Lord Rigel appreciates the message. Thank you”, he declared with a very abbreviated bow. “Mervynn, if you can learn more, Lord Rigel will appreciate it.” He stepped back and whispered in Rigel’s ear. “His brain activity just went normal.”
“I...”, Mervynn stammered. “I’ll try. I’ll listen.” He seemed to cringe away from something briefly. “I go south with you, Lord Rigel.” His tone of voice changed. “Landon, are you going?”
“Yes – Lord Rigel agreed he needs a Bard.” Rigel didn’t quite remember it that way, but he let it go. “Did you learn to ride a horse?” Mervynn shook his head. “I’m not too good myself”, the Bard asserted. “Let’s go see if we can get some lessons. My lord”, he said softly, bowing to Rigel, “with your leave?”
“Good idea. Better to do your falling off now that when you might be in the way”, Rigel agreed. He looked at the nearly-arrived page. “Seems I have something else to do.” With a pair of bows, the two were on their way. Rigel wondered at the change in things since the Yankees had been delivered to them: before, there had been a general inclination to call him “big man” and then “lord”, but they made it seem natural, an attitude or habit that had spread. His own people seemed now as though they’d been dealing with nobility all their lives; it was no longer the sort of stilted, formal thing that gave the impression of people trying to figure out how to do it. The former Quistadors around were adopting the Yankees’ Imperial forms, and even the Celts, with their cultural hostility toward lords, were picking up the habit. All together, it left Rigel feeling more comfortable in his position.
Rigel put two things together and made a decision. He shook his head. “No – I won’t deliver it. You found it, you should deliver it.”
Antonio frowned. “Come along? We don’t even know if they’re really there!”
Rigel snorted. “The way other pieces keep falling into place, the surprise will be if they aren’t. No, the one to deliver the Sword of d’Aragon is the one who found it.”
An attentive squire butted in. “You’re not saying something.”
“Fine – guess.” Rigel didn’t expect it to need a guess.
Austin turned to Antonio. “Mervynn delivered a message from the Snatcher. He said all must go.”
Antonio scratched his head. “You think it means all of us have to go on this expedition. Ryan will be pissed. I don’t think Lucinda will want to come along.” Austin squelched a grin at the wording: Antonio had conceded the point for himself.
Rigel shrugged. “The Snatcher isn’t a prophet, so I don’t think there will be horrid consequences if not literally everyone goes. But if I can see a solid reason why someone should, he comes.”
Antonio sighed. “Well, at least I have people to leave in charge. Samson’s a marvel at running everything, and he grasps the goals well enough to manage the mesa. For the military side, I have Señor Caballero-Ayudante Rodolfo Salvador Montdragón de Blanco. I’ve talked to his men – his loyalty is amazing. And he can’t lead on his own, he needs someone to follow.”
“You gave him a horse?”
“Not yet.” Antonio considered. “What if
you do? It would sort of emphasize the chain of command.”
“Line of fealty, I think – same thing, though. Is he an actual knight?”
“I don’t think so. It seems more a military status.”
“Okay – I’ll give him a horse, you knight him. As a Count, you can do that.”
Antonio grinned. “Good thing that doesn’t require a king, since you sure don’t want to be one.”
“May as well be”, Rigel muttered. “I’m in charge of Counts now!”
Earl FitzWin held court that evening. He began in the stables, meeting Antonio, who brought Montdragón. Antonio wore a slight frown. “Señor Montdragón, I’d like you to meet someone who ranks me”, Rigel said, skipping formalities. “This is Titanium, king of horses.”
The Caballero-Ayudante, Knight-Adjutant in Common, didn’t even chuckle. “Of some, or all?” he asked, watching Austin combing the great stallion’s mane.
“All we’ve met”, Rigel replied. “So I bet it’s ‘of all’. Titanium, this is Caballero-Ayudante Rodolfo Salvador Montdragón de Blanco.” He knew the horse well enough to be confident Titanium would understand he wanted a mount picked. Austin finished his combing – which was redundant anyway, since he’d done it in the morning. Titanium cocked his head and sniffed, then bumped the former Quistador in the chest.
Montdragón gave a small bow. “I find myself pleased to make your acquaintance, your majesty”, he declaimed with a sweep of his hat – a cockade, Rigel thought, though lacking the ornate feathers those had in movies involving Spanish, or French, noblemen. He chuckled as Montdragón’s composure suffered a blow: Titanium bent a knee, just barely, but plainly. “¡Intelligente!” he exclaimed.
“Certainment”, Rigel replied, forgotten French popping into his mind. He backed up as he spoke, because Titanium had moved sharply.
“Made up his mind”, Austin murmured, falling in beside his equine companion.
“We follow a horse?” questioned Montdragón.
“This one, we do”, Rigel answered. “I told you, he ranks me. In some things, anyway. He knows his realm; I’d be foolish to ignore him.”
“Wouldn’t do any good anyway”, Austin called over his shoulder. “He tells the horses what to do, and they don’t listen to humans then.”
The horse king led them several rows over, to a stall slightly larger than most, in a row of such larger stalls. Austin’s eyes had gotten larger when they turned down the row; now he whistled. “Rigel, these are tough cases! And this is one of Titanium’s, by a mare who won’t be ridden!”
But the king of horses knew his business. He picked his colt, and kicked at the stall door, which Austin opened automatically. The colt inside, a deep red with near-black streaks, snorted and looked at his sire. A toss of a head was all that was needed to convey Titanium’s intent. The colt came forward and deliberately knocked the former Quistador down. It wasn’t rough, though, only just enough force to topple the human.
Montdragón rose and brushed himself off. “I suppose you’re a prince. Pero esta grosero, usted.” He stepped forward and planted both hands on hips. Exijo satisfacción.” You’re rude. I demand satisfaction.
The colt regarded the man for several heartbeats, then snorted and tossed his head. Then that head lowered, the great nose bumping Montdragón gently in the chest.
“I foresee that you’re going to need a horse, señor”, Rigel said. “What do you think of this one, besides that he’s rude?”
“You offer him to me?!”
Austin laughed. “Titanium did that, and Rojoro volunteered.”
“Rojoro? Him? Negroro would be better”, opined Montdragón.
Austin shook his head. “You haven’t seen him in the sunlight.”
“Ah”, the caballero-ayudante temporized. “I understand. Well. Lord Fitzwin, your majesty Titanium, and Prince Rojoro, I accept. – and thank you greatly. This is an honor I do not deserve.”
“He won’t be as easy to ride as that lazy mare you’ve been learning on”, Austin warned. “Probably he’ll be teaching you things – I think he’s as smart as his dad.”
Curiosity boiled over. “What’s ‘rojoro’?” asked Rigel.
“Rojo plus oro – red-gold”, Austin explained. “You should speak Spanish more – use it or lose it.”
“So make me, squire”, Rigel countered.
Court, once inside, had some surprises, but was otherwise unexceptional. After a string of lesser matters, Rigel called Lord Perez forward. “Don Manuel, how many vassals do you have now?” he asked.
“Three, my lord.”
“I think that deserves a higher rank.” Austin handed him a silver pin in the shape of a 'V', motioning at the same time for Perez to kneel. Rigel leaned forward and hooked the device to Perez’ chest. “Rise, Visconde de Montenuevo.” Perez’ eyebrows rose. Rigel smiled. “If you don’t like the name, we can change it. It’s short for saying your hold is rebuilt, new, and is on a high mountain. I wanted one word, and didn’t want to try to get that all in.”
Perez nodded. “My lord, I accept this honor, and will strive to live up to it.” More quietly, he went on. “Will you match the Duke, then, notable for notable?”
“My advisors says I should at least get close”, Rigel admitted. “Though the way things are going, I don’t know if I’ll get there before we face off.” He grinned. “At least you know you don’t have to worry about someone with hundreds of men knocking your walls down with cannon.”
The new Viscount laughed quietly. “I stopped fearing that when I met your lord Ryan. Whom you should also raise.”
“You’re right on that. For convenience, he’ll rank you.” Rigel watched to see how that would sit with his vassal.
“That is wise”, Perez responded.
“Glad you think so. Okay, stay.”
Austin guided Perez to the right, then turned. “Lord Ryan of Cavern Hold, come forward!”
Ryan came and knelt right off. “Aaron said you’d do something like this.”
“It’s not all I’m doing.” He pinned the E Austin had handed him on Ryan’s vest. “Okay – rise, Earl Ryan.” He looked out over the assembly. “Many of you have been saying I need a higher rank. Well, I’m not ready to go toe-to-toe with El Duque up north, so I’m not taking that big a step. But one of our Yankees who knows a bit of history suggested one day I should be a Grand Earl, so I’ll accept that. So whoever back there was going to bring the petition to promote me, you don’t have to bring it forward.
“After all, it would seem a little strange, to me anyway, to be leaving a regent behind whose rank matches mine. Ryan, kneel again. There isn’t a ceremony for this, so I’ll do it my way.
“Ryan Swenson, I trust you better than a brother. While I’m away, I set you over all my affairs here. Your voice will be mine, your decisions mine. Do you accept this charge?”
Ryan tipped his head and pretended to consider. Aaron had said Rigel should do this, too, which meant Rigel would hear of it, so it was no surprise. But he did have a question. “What if someone doesn’t agree with a decision I make?”
That was an issue Rigel had already discussed with Rita, as well as Ocean, because she’d been there. “They can appeal to me when I return. In the meantime, they do as you say. If I agree with them when I get back, I’ll decide if there’s any penalty to you. But if I decide they were wrong I’ll decide if there’s a penalty for them to pay.”
Ryan nodded. “Then I accept this charge – and thank you.” They both knew the thanks were actually for the guarantee that Ryan wouldn’t be traipsing south with the rest.
Austin pointed out a messenger waiting to the side. Rigel nodded, so Austin waved the boy forward. The message was written. Since it was in Rita’s new alphabet, and the cursive form at that, Rigel had to struggle with it. A brief grimace was covered quickly as he folded the note, then looked up. “I meant to call Scout Oran, but duty has called him away. I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise, so I won’t announce why I was going to call him forward.” He grinned. “So, onward. Austin?”
The squire took the role of herald again. “Caballero-Ayudante Rodolfo Salvador Montdragón de Blanco, come forward!”
The former Quistador came confidently, as he always did, yet looked puzzled. Seeing the sword bare across Rigel’s knees, he didn’t change expression. “I am to kneel, yes?” he inquired. Austin nodded, then stepped back as Montdragón did so.
“I have heard”, Rigel began, “that there is uncertainty as to Señor Montdragón’s status. I judge him worthy of the status his title suggests, so I wish to remove all doubt.” He swung the sword easily out over the kneeling man’s right shoulder. “Señor, I hold the most noble sword of your heritage, L’Espada d’Escobar. But there is another, perhaps its equal. It is borne, for the present, by the one who will be your lord. I think it fitting for him to wield that blade for this honor.” He restored his sword to its former position. “Don Antonio?”
Antonio kept his expression calm; he now understood why his own weapon had been oddly unavailable when he dressed, and why Austin had insisted that he wear the Sword of Aragon. He took station to Rigel’s right. His soon-to-be Captain was there when he arrived, guided again by Austin. Steel sang, blade on scabbard rim. “I find you worthy as well, Don Rodolfo. Here you see L’Espada d’Aragon, noble blade preserved from ignoble foes. Its story, you shall learn later. For now” – he was quicker than Rigel, flicking the blade from shoulder to shoulder, finishing with a twirl of the blade on its axis – “I call you knight, for your heart is knightly. Rise, Sir Montdragón.”
“I shall strive always to be worthy of this accolade!” the knight vowed. “I know some of its story – the d’Aragon were hounded for envy, and for speaking the truth – naught else. Don Antonio, lower the blade, if you please.” Puzzled, Antonio did. Montdragón kissed the blade, then finally rose. “Would that their House had not gone.”
“Don’t be so sure it has”, Rigel told him. “Don Antonio knows where the heirs might be found. And I think he has something else to say.”
Antonio nodded. “Don Rodolfo, I go to seek them, soon. While gone, Steward Samson will manage my affairs. But he is no military man, so I have need. Will you accept the charge to be my Captain, whilst I am gone?”
That rocked the man back, but only a pair of heartbeats. “I accept this charge, most gladly!” Those on the dais knew he meant it; his life wasn’t whole without someone to follow.
“Good”, Rigel told him. “As Antonio’s lord, I have some orders for you – get your men and a score of Riders, and get back to Mesa de la Vega. Find Scout Oran – he’ll have more instructions. Help him, then assume your command.” Antonio nodded, his glance toward the folded note laying on the small table at Rigel’s right elbow a curious one.
“Final item of the night”, Rigel said then. “I’m going south to visit the Escobars, and then the British. Of my people, only a few will remain. Ryan is one, to be my regent. Lady Crystal is another. Master Dmitri is the last.” He grinned. “I’d say when I’ll be leaving, but apparently I have to wait on all the people who have charge of the different elements of this venture.
“And that’s all.” He let Austin dismiss the assembly, quite content with the way everything had turned out.
*
with thanks to ShihTzuTylenol