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FML. Just had to break into my home

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Seriously, fml.

I've been having trouble with my Internet all day so I decide to unplug the router and let it reset. While it did its thing I picked up my tablet and went out on the balcony to read for a bit. Closed the door behind me. Click. Locked.

No keys, no phone, and no internet to message anyone. I'm in a top floor condo so climbing down was hardly an option. THANKFULLY I'm a lazy person who chooses to put garbage bags outside vs taking them down to the bin every few days, so I tear one open looking for something similar to a credit card to pop the lock open. No luck, but I find an empty beer can that I rip apart hoping it does the trick, to no avail. So not only am I covered in old coffee grinds and garbage juice, I'm bleeding from every second finger thanks to the can's sharp metal. And the door is still locked.

Dig a bit deeper into the cesspool of rotting food and find an old tuna can. Bend the lid in half, slide it between the door and frame and VOILA, finally success.

Now I need a shower and bandaids ](*,)
 
I know I wouldn't have been so handy. Lol
So good job.

At least you had a book had it not worked out.. ;)


(perhaps you should consider a life in petty thievery now.... Arm yourself with some tuna cans and take your city by surprise)
 
I'm impressed by your resourcefulness, and would be interested to see what else you could swing.

So... what say you and I pay a visit to some casino vaults, a la Ocean's 11?

-d-
 
Climbing as a hobby always pays off :lol:

In any way .. you got in :=D:
 
I've done it a few times. At my parent's house, we always leave the bathroom window unlocked in case we get locked out for some reason. I have had to sneak in through the bathroom window a few times when I was a teen.
 
Yikes. Props to the resourcefulness; I don't know if I even would've gone that far (but I have roommates so I couldn't imagine). Hope you washed those cuts thoroughly!
 
But you were resourceful. You used things you found around you to solve the problem - and that kicks ass.

Some years ago, I was housesitting for somebody. I used the half-bathroom just off the family room. And I have no idea why this bathroom door was installed "backwards", but the "turn lock" was on the OUTSIDE of the door instead of the inside. Apparently, you could lock people inside the bathroom from the outside if you wanted to. And somehow, I closed the door, and it locked. So I was technically locked in the bathroom with no way to unlock the door. It was an inside bathroom, with no windows, so I couldn't get out that way. And there was no "key lock" on the door, either. And the person wasn't due back for another week.

So after staring at the problem for a couple minutes, I got to work. I did just what you did - I went through everything I had to see if there was something that might help me get out. I don't recall what I found, but it was something credit-card-like. And I used that as a screwdriver, and slowly unscrewed the hinges off of the door. Then I yanked the door inwards and away from the plate, and walked out.

...I probably cried at one point, too, but I got the hell out of there. :)

Lex
 
rotary said:
Seriously, fml.


No keys, no phone, and no internet to message anyone. I'm in a top floor condo so climbing down was hardly an option. THANKFULLY I'm a lazy person who chooses to put garbage bags outside vs taking them down to the bin every few days, so I tear one open looking for something similar to a credit card to pop the lock open. No luck, but I find an empty beer can that I rip apart hoping it does the trick, to no avail. So not only am I covered in old coffee grinds and garbage juice, I'm bleeding from every second finger thanks to the can's sharp metal. And the door is still locked.
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So did I! Glad you got in also. I was on my trip and changed out my tote that the company provides and forgot to take my keys out of an obscure pocket where I kept them. When I called the next day they said it was thrown out in the trash that morning, so gone. When I got home last night I had to cut a hole in the screen door on the side of the house, knowing I never lock that door. I know I should lock that door but glad I didn't now.
 
It's also good that the temperatures have been fairly mild, people have frozen to death locking themselves out in Saskatoon as in Winnipeg. I know the temp now is only about 4 c but still its better than -20 which is also a possibility at this time of year.
 
You survived natural selection. A lesser man would have been found dead on the pavement for trying to climb down. You are worthy to continue the species.
 
Congratulations, Rotary. The whole locked door thing was actually a test held by a supposed-to-be secret organisation to see your ability and endurance.

Now you have earned your secret agent badge :=D:

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