For Fuck's sake. Clean up your room.

[jbrown329]

and they all have that mountain of stale dirty clothes in a corner

Years ago I saw a washer at the laundromat in the mall (Moscow, ID) that would probably hold most of that.

 

[kev]

Holy moly...rareboy and I don't agree on much, but we totally agree on this.

 

[peeonme]

Holy moly...rareboy and I don't agree on much, but we totally agree on this.

Then RB is wrong.

 

[Cormac135]

I don't mind a bit of a mess, shows it's kinda spur of the moment.

The worst mess i've ever saw was an ex jubber, it wasn't even his house but what looked like a rather plush hotel bedroom, him in the middle of the floor naked, light carpet, the amount of things/liquids he had leaving and then going back into his body was staggeringly horrific, God help the maid who had to clean up the place.

 

[peeonme]

I don't mind a bit of a mess, shows it's kinda spur of the moment.

The worst mess i've ever saw was an ex jubber, it wasn't even his house but what looked like a rather plush hotel bedroom, him in the middle of the floor naked, light carpet, the amount of things/liquids he had leaving and then going back into his body was staggeringly horrific, God help the maid who had to clean up the place.

I'm with you, a dude gets horny and for kicks snaps a few pics, I find it more erotic than the staged scenes at the studios.

 

[mikemizanin729]

I don't like mess tbh or those empty rooms where they have a mattress on the floor and suitcases with clothes spilling out. I also don't like those selfies where people in their 40's just strip down to their underpants and usually just look ridiculous for their age trying to act 20 and also live in a shithole.

Not attractive at all.

 

[peeonme]

I don't like mess tbh or those empty rooms where they have a mattress on the floor and suitcases with clothes spilling out. I also don't like those selfies where people in their 40's just strip down to their underpants and usually just look ridiculous for their age trying to act 20 and also live in a shithole.

Not attractive at all.

I am 64 now, I was asked if I would pose nude, I said "depends"
really, I get it, but a guy has the right to exhibit his goods.

 

[johaninsc]

I don't mind a bit of a mess, shows it's kinda spur of the moment.

The worst mess i've ever saw was an ex jubber, it wasn't even his house but what looked like a rather plush hotel bedroom, him in the middle of the floor naked, light carpet, the amount of things/liquids he had leaving and then going back into his body was staggeringly horrific, God help the maid who had to clean up the place.

yeah, I remember that same guy...he destroyed those hotel rooms

I wonder if he ever got caught and went to jail for all of that...he had to have done thousands of $$ damage

 

[kev]

Then RB is wrong.

I love you, too.

 

[Natello4]

I'm with you, a dude gets horny and for kicks snaps a few pics, I find it more erotic than the staged scenes at the studios.

Mmm.. even rip off the clothes and throw the cloth pieces all over the place. Umm.. or mess up the kitchen during the moment of passion play. Ok, I was thinking about the real thing now.

 

[72-Jay]

The stuff in background of people's pic's is the interesting part LOL

Same goes for vid's too, you just want to look around the 'room' they're in.

Or like there was one time I watched some porn vid on one of the *tube sites that looked like it was done in some crappy old abandoned building...what I was thinking was rather than just seeing you 2 f**k, I really want to see a video-tour of that old building!

 

[Telstra]

and they all have that mountain of stale dirty clothes in a corner

At first
i thought it was someone's bed room but i then realized it was a donation thing.

 

[Essex Boy]

I came across this today. It's not strictly a selfie, unless he had a remote control thingy, but it's interesting. I'm guessing this is a fashion shoot. He looks like a model, he's wearing all brand new stuff and the room is well lit. The walls and door are in good decorative order and if it was real mess he'd have had to kick it out of the way when he came in. It' all a bit too deliberate. So maybe fashion photographers have caught on to the shithole-selfie idea now, like the way they used to get men to model smart Italian suits standing by a derelict building or a railway arch.

 

[rareboy]

I came across this today. It's not strictly a selfie, unless he had a remote control thingy, but it's interesting. I'm guessing this is a fashion shoot. He looks like a model, he's wearing all brand new stuff and the room is well lit. The walls and door are in good decorative order and if it was real mess he'd have had to kick it out of the way when he came in. It' all a bit too deliberate. So maybe fashion photographers have caught on to the shithole-selfie idea now, like the way they used to get men to model smart Italian suits standing by a derelict building or a railway arch.

Nope.

It is just a messy room with his crusty towel draped back around the chair. And while he thinks he looks like a model....he just looks like an ordinary kid who is oblivious to the mess he lives in.

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

Is it really hard to put clothes in a hamper? And if you don't have one, why not?

 

[Alnitak]

Except 'Dirty mirror' is at the top of my list.

I don't want to see anyone's collection of dental floss projectiles.

Toothbrush spray... at least they clean their teeth.

 

[eastofeden]

I have to admit that selfies of any kind would normally turn me off to any guy ...but the messy room thing would kinda freak me out a little. The reason..the smell of dirty clothes or a dirty bed with dirty sheets is kinda nauseating for me. I can almost smell it through the screen. I do think it is admirable that he isn't hiding anything and I applaud him for that....

If I wanted another man which at this point is unlikely...I would just go on about my day and I would find one..easily. I would get to see his body language and look in his eyes and I can figure out in a second if we are sexually compatible ...and I like to check out someone's vibe which takes one second in a face to face encounter and months and months on the internet..and even then ...well...

I think if it was a photo of them having sex I might like it better LOL...and I might overlook a lot of other stuff.

 

[rareboy]

So back to topic.

John Waters calls it “hilarious.” David Sedaris says it’s “just perfect.” Lurid Digs is quite possibly the greatest design resource on the entire Internet. This brilliant blog doesn’t deconstruct posh flats or stately mansions—my guess is that they dig through Grindr looking for the worst interiors of the erotic selfie genre. You would be shocked at the settings some of these men find appropriate for their boudoir photography, but Lurid Digs is on a mission to educate the masses—you know, in the name of good taste. Queer eye for the gay guy. Somebody had to do it.

If John and David love it......it is a goldmine of cultural goodness.

I have to agree that there is something ingenuous and disarming about guys who are so focused on swinging their pipe for their camera that they become totally oblivious of their surroundings.

 

[Alistair]

So back to topic.



If John and David love it......it is a goldmine of cultural goodness.

I have to agree that there is something ingenuous and disarming about guys who are so focused on swinging their pipe for their camera that they become totally oblivious of their surroundings.

Zack Randall I don't care what kind of a mess he's in, i'd suck that dick.

Oh my, am I being too much of a fag for saying that?

 

[G-Lexington]

I'm assuming you've seen other pictures, because there's no dick on display there.

...unless you're looking at that weird-ass thing in the background, just above his head. What the hell is that - a rocket?

Lex