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For Fuck's sake. Clean up your room.

G-Lexington said:
I'm assuming you've seen other pictures, because there's no dick on display there.

...unless you're looking at that weird-ass thing in the background, just above his head. What the hell is that - a rocket?

Lex
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Fleshlight, Bong, they've always got a bong.
 
Oh, lamp base. Now I can see that.

...and it's not a bong. Come on - I live in Colorado. I KNOW what bongs look like. :)

Lex
 
alister said:
Zack Randall :luv: I don't care what kind of a mess he's in, i'd suck that dick.

Oh my, am I being too much of a fag for saying that? :p
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I would also drop to my knees and smoke that pole......but part of me would be thinking that I needed to get it over with in good time so that I'd be able to help get the place tidied up.

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...enh, too skinny and smooth for my tastes. But I'd love to borrow whatever the hell he's laying on there. :)

Lex
 
rareboy said:
I would also drop to my knees and smoke that pole......but part of me would be thinking that I needed to get it over with in good time so that I'd be able to help get the place tidied up.

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One of my prized possessions is a couple PMs I received from him here. Thanked me for pimping his website. He seems like a really nice guy.
 
alister said:
One of my prized possessions is a couple PMs I received from him here. Thanked me for pimping his website. He seems like a really nice guy.
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Well tell him that some of us are on the way over to help him get that mess cleaned up and that we expect him to be naked when we arrive.
 
Draw the line where bacteria and insects become problematic.

Nothing wrong with a bong, fleshlight, lube and dildos lying around. That's like my perfect retail location.
 
Another thing that puzzles me about those dirty room pictures is: how did it come that far?
Honestly, I wouldn't even know how to make such a mess.

You never know what's waiting for you when you meet someone for the first time and decide to go home with him.
Well from now on I won't go anywhere without a pack of detergent wipes.
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offthewall14420 said:
Draw the line where bacteria and insects become problematic.

Nothing wrong with a bong, fleshlight, lube and dildos lying around. That's like my perfect retail location.
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Eh, depends - fleshlight material attracts everything, I'd be a bit disturbed if that was just lieing around. Most dildos are at least quick to clean. Considering materials I'd hate to see someone so inconsiderate with their toys that they're on the floor, melting into each other where they were tossed the night before. Marinating in dust, fluff and pet dander. Eugh. As opposed to each having been tossed into their own separate bag piled in the corner. And then possibly covered with some strategically placed garments, as I understand connoisseurs can make people nervous.
 
I guess it might be interesting to expand this out. I don't hook up, so I don't know - when you go to a guy's place, how often does it look like this? I mean, I'd be totally fine if it didn't look like a Better Homes and Gardens spread, but if he has to move things so you have a place to make out or boink, I'd start to wonder.

Lex
 
Thanks to the mods for tidying up.

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Neat is nice, but it would be so erotic to fuck or suck a guy in a pile of his dirty undies....:didisay:
 
peeonme said:
Neat is nice, but it would be so erotic to fuck or suck a guy in a pile of his dirty undies....:didisay:
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I don't mind "lived in", or even cluttered... it's the extremes that bother me.

If a room is too sterile, that bugs me too! I'm thinking of most of the earlier Michael Hoffman videos I've seen...
 
borg69unimatrix said:
I don't mind "lived in", or even cluttered... it's the extremes that bother me.

If a room is too sterile, that bugs me too! I'm thinking of most of the earlier Michael Hoffman videos I've seen...
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I have one room that is somewhat cluttered, it's our third bedroom and is where we "stick stuff" until we donate it, find a place to store it out of sight or just throw it away.

My mother was a horrible house keeper, piles of books, papers, dirty clothes and a sink full of dishes, I hated it. I like the living room
dining area and kitchen to be presentable at all times, but I don't go for that "museum" look that some folks have.
 
'Lived in' is great... "died in"... not so good. ;) I get the museum thing too. My parents house! A little too "fresh off a magazine cover" and almost un-invitingly "perfect".
 
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