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fortune cookie

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I went to lunch today with my best-girlfriend. We ate at the local chinese buffet. My fortune cookie read:

Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment.

I thought about JUB when I read it.

Have you ever found a fortune that really meant something to you at the time? or maybe even a horoscope reading?
 
For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

Dirk
 
Unintelligent treatment made you think of JUB? Say it isn't so. :D
 
There's one on my desk right now, set up where I can see it:

"Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned."

That came on the day I was wondering whether or not to depart the path which fate had me asigned. So I didn't.
 
My friends and I add the words "in bed" at the end when we read our fortunes.

Once a very shy friend refused to read his, so someone snatched it from his hand and read it: "You are the kind of person who will always lend a friend a hand."

He just couldn't bring himself to add in bed to that. lol

Yours would read: "Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment in bed " lol

open mouth...insert....uhhh...you get the pic:wave:
 
duroc5088 said:
For some reason it has become a tradition with me and some of my friends that when we go eat Oriental food and get a fortune cookie we always stick the fortune in our hat bands for good luck.

Dirk
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But i don't wear a hat.
 
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.

THAT WASN’T CHICKEN.
 
My latest one was DEPART NOT FROM THE PATH WHICH FATE HAS ASSIGNED OR YOU WILL DIE A HIDEOUS DEATH.


No more fortune cookies for me :/
 
My ex got one once that said, "There comes a time in every man's life when Yen means only Japenese currency."

Mac
 
" he who laughs at himself never runs out of reasons to laugh"

that one always comes back to me when I start getting too serious about stuff.
 
"Man who dig up ancient thread not interested in mending."
 
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