Fortune Cookies in Bed

[mexamor]

This is for fun. Take a fortune cookie and write it as a post to this thread and add "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie. The rules are as follows:

1. The statement must come from a real fortune cookie.
2. No making up or embelishment.
3. All sayings must end with "in bed".

I think you will all enjoy this, and yes it is simplistic fun, but hey I'm simplistic.

 

[mexamor]

Get to the point and keep it clear and simple, in bed.

 

[saebuffyboy]

Dispel negativity through creative activities, in bed.

 

[texpatriot]

You are well thought of and respected - in bed.

 

[texpatriot]

Oh, and I especially like the lotto numbers on the back!

 

[James]

Your efforts will result in much profit, in bed.

 

[mexamor]

Those are great! Maybe we should also include the lotto numbers in the post, just in case.

 

[mexamor]

I dont have any fortune cookies.

Oh ya, In bed.

Take yourself out to eat tomorow and get you one.

 

[mexamor]

You didnt say "in bed"

ooops thanks for the reminder, but then again it wasn't a fortune cookie quote...

 

[psychobandit]

you are loved by those around you, in bed


lotto #'s 4 8 15 16 23 42



(let's see if anyone knows what those #'s are)

 

[ahotjock71]

A beautiful woman will tell you something nice - in bed

WTF?????

No more chocolate fortune cookies for me!

 

[ahotjock71]

(let's see if anyone knows what those #'s are)

I dunno, they are lost on me...

 

[Underdog]

Avoid participating in inane, commonly-known juvenile humor, in bed.

Apologizing in advance for my scathing spoil-sport attitude, in my bed.

 

[argomac]

Be direct - one can usually accomplish more that way, in bed

 

[Jeimuzu]

Confucius say, he who goes too far, get slapped in bed.

Yes, it really was real.

 

[mexamor]

Avoid participating in inane, commonly-known juvenile humor, in bed.

Apologizing in advance for my scathing spoil-sport attitude, in my bed.

Well, it may be sophmoric but it is still silly fun, in bed.