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found a blue hat -- what would you do?

Kulindahr

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Driving down the road the other day, hauling a load of stuff from my mom's house to my furutre place, I saw a spot of color ahead. I slowed as I went by, enough that I could see what it was.

A baseball cap! I could always use another one of those!

So I popped into reverse, backed up right by it, opened the door, leaned out, scooped it into my lap, and went on my way.

When I stopped for a cold drink, I looked at what I'd scooped up: It was in good shape, my size, good quality.

On the front it said "McCain/Palin".

I don't faint at the drop of a hat, but I didn't drop it, either -- not quite. I was too shocked, and for the rest of my trip the question ran through my mind:

What do I do with a frakkin' McCain/Palin hat?





Well, what would you do?
 
Keep it in storage. It's bound to be a museum piece one day, like patent medicine. Otherwise, future generations won't believe it when they learn of such folly. :)
 
I would most likely embroider it with satire and wear it continuously.

A little speech bubble coming out of the logo with captions like "I can see Russia from here" or "I read everything" or "Do you know how many houses I have?"
 
Just draw a circle and a line through it and then you can wear the damned thing.


Be careful of any Red necks in the area with a pale area the same size and width as the hats---they maybe a-looking for it.
 
^If ya got the time--I got the oil. :cool:
 
Well, let's go over what the facts are:

You are driving down a road (hiway?) hauling (in a truck? Hauling denotes), moving (OMG, moving! MOVING) and see something and stop and REVERSE (on the road) to pick it up? Stopped later for a cold one (beer we must assume) and then looked to see what you picked up.

I, just my opinion, is that you must be in Alaska or Arizona and should immediately drop to your knees and shout out "HALLELUJAH", it is a miracle, "THE GOOD LORD HAS RETURNED MY LOST CAP"


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbQEQltOwM[/ame]

:wave:

All in jest
 
Easy peasy....:D

John McCain...War hero and American patriot who gave more for this country then most people ever will......:king:

Sarah Palin....Gun nut like yourself......:mrgreen:

Wear the hat PROUDLY! (!)

But,watch out for those nutty ill-tempered liberals....:eek:

John McCain has been and remains an enemy of real free speech.
For that matter, there aren't too many other items in the Bill of Rights likes, either.

I'd sooner put shit on my hair and go to the mall than wear anything with his name on it.
 
Well, let's go over what the facts are:

You are driving down a road (hiway?) hauling (in a truck? Hauling denotes), moving (OMG, moving! MOVING) and see something and stop and REVERSE (on the road) to pick it up? Stopped later for a cold one (beer we must assume) and then looked to see what you picked up.

I, just my opinion, is that you must be in Alaska or Arizona and should immediately drop to your knees and shout out "HALLELUJAH", it is a miracle, "THE GOOD LORD HAS RETURNED MY LOST CAP"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbQEQltOwM

:wave:

All in jest

I love that song.

I don't like that performance of it.


I bought some nails the other day, and the bag broke. I needed a container to hold them, and there was the hat -- so now it's a nail holder.
 
Were you really going to use a hat you found out in the street?

I'd just throw it away.
 
dude just get a blue sharpie, cross out McCain, and then wear it for the lolz.

:]
 
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