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Q: How many Northerners does it take to chance a light bulb?
A: Two, one to mix the drinks and the other to call an electrician.
Q: How many Congress-critters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Congress-critters don't change light bulbs; they hire people with your tax dollars.


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