I was living with a co-worker, his wife, and her two sons from a previous marriage. Why I was there is a long, complicated, story. Her oldest was in High School, and there were 5 yr. between him and his younger brother. While I was there, my bud and his wife had a new son of their own. I was designated his Godfather.
The oldest guy was 6'2", blond, blue eyed, and a gorgeous jock. His smooth skin made him look like he was chiseled from marble. He was laid back, super friendly, and had a great sense of humor. All around sweet dude. Had I been anywhere near his age, I would have been following him around like a love struck puppy. It was a struggle for me not to mess with hm.
I vividly remember one summer morning when it was just he, and I, babysitting the newborn. He was sitting at the kitchen table holding, and feeding, his new baby bro. The only thing he was wearing were bright green nylon shorts. I was sitting at the end of that table marveling at the awesome picture before me.
At one point, I glanced down at his lap. He was sitting with his legs on either side of his chair. His right nut was fully exposed. It was the size of a Jumbo egg! I almost choked on my coffee!
I didn't let on, and he never knew what I had seen. It was a sight I'll never forget!