Free Compliments

[Sausy]

If you so desire it...

I will gladly stroke your ego.

Just in case you tear me down in the other thread!

 

[Sausy]

You're one of the most welcoming and selfless JUBbers on the board. You always find time to talk, even when things are extremely busy for you, and you express genuine concern and interest in how your fellow JUBbers are doing.

Finding a nicer and more caring person on JUB is a nearly-impossible task.

Ok....the check is in the mail!Seriously,that's so nice of you...now who are you again?

 

[RonR18]

If you so desire it...

I will gladly stroke your ego.

I'd like to take you up on your free offer, as my extremely sensitive ego can always use some kind-hearted stroking from a master word craftsman such as yourself.

 

[kevbo]

Care to stroke anything else?

 

[KangaWallaFox]

Bring it bitch...this better be worth it!

 

[SilverSurfer]

Do me?

 

[LilBit]

*unzips fly, pulls out ego*

 

[rareboy]

Here's one for the OP

" You complete us"

 

[FPNY]

stroke me, stroke me......

 

[Ram]

Stoke it baby, stroke my ego.

 

[Ram]

Unlike Mr. Treehorn, you do not treat objects like women...man.

If I am anything like the Dude, I can die happy.

 

[teadrinker]

A guy's in a bar; he hears a small voice near him saying: "That's a nice tie you're wearing". Nobody's nearby, and a few minutes later the little voice says: "That's a well-cut suit you've got.", and a bit later: "Good hair cut: it matches the shape of your face."

This is completely mystifying; so he asked the barman: "Hey, who is that keeps making all these nice remarks about me?"

"Oh," says the barman, "that'd be the complimentary peanuts."

-T.

 

[RonR18]

I imagine you'd be a fun time in Cabo.

My ego thanks you profusely, you have such a magnificent way with words.

 

[kevbo]

["Lovefool" by The Cardigans]​

Is this a compliment or a come on? I'm not complaining about either... Just would like clarification

 

[SilverSurfer]

You are, hands down, the coolest JUBber on the boards.

*GIVES IGB A TONGUE-BATH* *PUURRR-RRR-RRR*

 

[roadtripboy]

Ok...I can't resist asking. Today would be a great day to be complimented on something.

 

[FPNY]

Your cantankerousness is the most delightful breed I've ever had the pleasure of encountering.

ooooooooh you're good, can i call you mommy?

 

[roadtripboy]

If you could get hair plugs, you would. And you have no problem admitting that.

Charming self-deprecation is among the sexiest qualities a guy can have.

Thanks!! That was even better than I had hoped for.

 

[Lefty]

Well FP

Considering you are a New Yorker and
conditioned to using a slightly more
formal form of address, mommy seems
a little to casual. However, in order
to evoke and maintain your personal
intrinsic comfort levels, you may refer
to him as the adults do. He has two
appellatives used interchangeably and
with affection... MoFo or Mutha. Either
is acceptable.

 

[FPNY]

Well FP

Considering you are a New Yorker and
conditioned to using a slightly more
formal form of address, mommy seems
a little to casual. However, in order
to evoke and maintain your personal
intrinsic comfort levels, you may refer
to him as the adults do. He has two
appellatives used interchangeably and
with affection... MoFo or Mutha. Either
is acceptable.

then i have to go with Mutha...it infers the mommy thing....still, he is impressive