Friday the 13th

[Kurn]

'xcuse if this is too moronic but some of us need some of that:

The worst thing to happen to me on a Friday the 13th (organ music!):

I was peacefully holding my Starbucks 20-ozer when the cup collapsed!
That has never happened to me before or since and it happened on a Friday the 13th!

 

[star-warrior]

My friday the 13th event was when my rice noodles didn't turn out tasty.

 

[sparky95]

My God, the superstions are all true! Help me Jeebus!

 

[JakeBequette]

My car battery was dead, but it was also dead yesterday. I thought it was really odd, today being Friday the 13th, that only Bravo was showing any of the movies, I was also slightly disappointed.


OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED! BOB SAGET IS BACK ON TV! 1 VS. 100!!! AHHHHHHHHH Damn this day and all it's evil!​

 

[KentuckyPython]

I spilt Shiraz on my good comforter while talking to Mr. Wonderful on the phone. But the upside is that it was Mr. Wonderful on the phone.

 

[sangoma]

One of my best friends gave birth to a babygirl this "friday the 13th" So in order to save the innocent childs life another friend of ours and myself hopped on our broomsticks, flew arround the hospital 3 times against the clock, danced naked arround a fire with feathers sticking up our buts! But we forgot our own protection. So when we got to the hospital(and this part actualy happend) my over enthausiastic friend ran into the hospital's glass slidingdoors, wich didn't open as fast as he expected them to and I pied my pants laughing (not very nice of my I know) but is was your regular cartoon stuff! So we welcomed babygirl Inde with a bump on the head and a wet pants . So you see, weird stuff does happen on friday the 13th!

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Everyone who lived near the San Bernardino Mountains had about an entire hour of thunder and lightning. Lightning every five seconds. Hated to be the person living where it struck.

 

[tommyj]

And it snowed like 2 feet in the Buffalo area - largest recorded earliest snowfall in history there!

 

[kotosal]

My BF was performing oral sex on me and wanted to drink my juice, but when I got off, my cum flew all over his face, but non in his mouth.

 

[JakeBequette]

One of my best friends gave birth to a babygirl this "friday the 13th" So in order to save the innocent childs life another friend of ours and myself hopped on our broomsticks, flew arround the hospital 3 times against the clock, danced naked arround a fire with feathers sticking up our buts!

You're a hero... I wish I could take a ride on your broom stick.. ​

 

[sheep]

Fri Apr 13 2001
I crashed my motorcycle. Oh well, I'd been riding for 20 years so it was bound to happen anyway

 

[dddog71]

I had to leave work early and go to the doctor. I was dizzy and my ears hurt like hell! I found out I have a double ear infection. Went to go get my medication for it and my pharmacy was out of it. They called it in to another pharmacy and I went to go pick it up and they knew nothing about it. I came home laid down called them back about an hour later they said it was done and ready to pick up. I went to go pick it up and they shorted me on it. I called them back and told them and they was like Oh yeah we did short you but you are going to have to pay again for the medication we shorted you. I was like I already paid my co pay and I am not going to pay it again for your screw up. Well to make a long story short I got my medication the next day for free. They also screwed up again and gave me to much this time. I am not one to belive in Friday the 13th but this one just happened to SUCK!