Fuck farts... are they for real?

[Shepherd 2]

Yummers, I know that couple,
They are the Fuckfarts, Alice-Gasser and Joe. So now they claim that they know the difference between other farts and Fuckfarts. Well, I certainly hope so, or how could they claim to be the Fuckfarts.

 

[Halifaxboy8]

I can't see the difference between a fart and a butt fart. Its air coming out of your ass, hence a fart.

However a pussy fart is real. They are called a word I can't spell. I've witnessed that first hand.

A pussy fart is a Quiff.. Not that I've heard one, ever (five star here) ,but that's what its called.

Man farts from air injection when having sex happen. Happened to me once (that I'm admitting). AND, there is a difference in smell only if you are barebacking.

 

[andysize]

LOL fuckfarts - smell of spunk

 

[Shepherd 2]

Never bottoming I do not know.

But maybe that is that odor I smell in the night from next

to me?
Shep+

 

[robbieadam]

A pussy fart is a Quiff

Isn't that a type of 80s hairstyle?!

 

[Shepherd 2]

Yummers, I must be sick today,

I can't seem to escape your flatulism thread.

Farts I detest,

Fuck farts are unknown or unknowable, I do not get fucked,

An old fart I have become,

but are any of them real?
Shep+

 

[Brer Fox]

Had it happen once. Air gets pushed in, air must come out. As long as he does not 'break the seal' you will be fartless. But while embarrassing, it smells like lube and latex, nothing tragic.

 

[evil_danger]

Yeah they are, bodily functions, air getting trapped, its all human nothing to worry or be ashamed of.

 

[Joshua_me]

Sorry, boss, I can't come into work today, I have vaginal flatulence.

 

[bigpayback]

It's called a queef. Or a vart, which I think is friggin' hilarious/disgusting.

LOL this trio of girls used to do that all the time in my 10th grade math class.

 

[Claudio63]

My first time bottoming, I experienced a loud pop when the cock pulled out completely (I guess he literally popped my cherry!). But I don't think that's considered a fart of any kind.

 

[S60Turbo]

Yup.....happens to me..........

 

[hahahatomato]

What a wonderful hobby--smelling farts and then categorizing them.

To borrow and paraphrase: "A fart by any other name would smell as bad as a fart."

love your comment. I can't stop laughing. lol

 

[sixthson]

I think you need to find new friends.