fuck my life!!!!!!!!!!!! the curse of the donkey booty

[fabulouslyghetto]

so i wear these tan Dickies @ work cuz theyre comfy, the most comfortable pants in the world. now when you have a bubble butt that lil crevice tends to sweat in the same way armpits do, but i did NOW know your booty could get sweat stains!!!

so i'm in the bathroom at work, sweatin as usual cuz its a hot day and i check the back of my pants cuz i had a dirt stain on the back of my legs from being in the warehouse and what do i see? WHAT DO I SEE?!

sweat stains. right on the bottom of my pants where the booty was at, and it was sooo noticeable, anybody walking behind me whenever my butt is sweat probably saw the area back there being darker brown than the rest of my pants. is this what happens when my booty sweats?

it looked like a booboo stain or like i had peed on myself from my anus.

EM. BARR. A. SSING.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Damn, that sucks. Maybe shave in-between your cheeks?

I sweat even eaisier and even more when I do that.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Thanks for the visual.

Now my booty's gettin wet for a different reason.

 

[BFizzle]

Now my booty's gettin wet for a different reason.

You pissed your Depends again?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

But as to your issue, perhaps you could try a maxi pad. Just a suggestion...

You. Are. A. Fucking. Genius. Gonna go to Sams Club and buy an economy-size 200-pack tomorrow.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You pissed your Depends again?

I didn't until your ugg mug came sashaying up in my thread like you had an invitation.

 

[BFizzle]

I didn't until your ugg mug came sashaying up in my thread like you had an invitation.

Like I need an invitation.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I don't understand.


Why hasn't my name been dropped yet? Don't you want a hit?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Like I need an invitation.

True. If you spent your life waiting on people to actually welcome you you'd never go anywhere. #unwanted

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don't understand anything that isn't 12 inches long and filled with hot steaming cum.

You forgot to finish your sentence.

 

[BFizzle]

True. If you spent your life waiting on people to actually welcome you you'd never go anywhere. #unwanted

Don't you have some sweat to sit in.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Don't you have some sweat to sit in.

Yup. Now lay on your back, face up so the sweat can drop into your mouth and quench your thirst for me.

 

[BFizzle]

Yup. Now lay on your back, face up so the sweat can drop into your mouth and quench your thirst for me.

How you gonna squat. You know your knees can't handle but a few minutes without your walker.

 

[DigitalFudge]

You forgot to finish your sentence.

You forgot to pray to DigitalGod to bless this thread.


Enjoy eternity in [STRIKE]Tech Talk[/STRIKE] Religion, Spirituality & Philosophy

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

How you gonna squat. You know your knees can't handle but a few minutes without your walker.

Girl moo, these knees are strong and sturdy from me having to satisfy all the boyfriends you left blue-ballin and frustrated. Years of smoking meth have left you undesirable to even the lowest of standards.

 

[BFizzle]

Years of smoking meth have left you undesirable to even the lowest of standards.

 

[BFizzle]

There's something in the air in this thread.

Miss Karen's ass sweat.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You forgot to pray to DigitalGod to bless this thread.

Why would anyone pray to DigitalSlob? If you're the God of anything it's giving handjobs to married republicans in the alley behind Red Lobster. I bet your arthritis is a motherfucker when the RNC comes through town.

 

[DigitalFudge]

There's something in the air in this thread. I can't figure out if it's sexual tension or bad attitude .

That's the smell of blasphemy

Or I guess Karen's Depends.

 

[BFizzle]

I was hoping it was sexual tension ...

Both are a bit musty.