Fuck Off, And Take That Thing With You.

[JayHawk]

When I lived in Syracuse I met up with a guy via AOL m4m and he was experimenting. He said he just didnt know if he was gay. So while we were together up there, we never had sex. He lived on Cape Cod and we kept in touch so after the school year ended he told me he was driving through to his house..... so he stopped by ... this guy was OMG gorgeous... like in your brain "how is this happening" gorgeous... him 20, me 30.... just so hot...

Then he whips his dick out and I swear to god it was like two coke cans side by side.... had a little groove up it where the vein carried gallons and gallons of blood....


So not really the same... i didn't kick him out 'cause of his dick... his dick kicked me out... can not possibly make my mouth that wide and my ass????? hell to the fuck no..... that's like almost virginal (you know like my ass now) and going to immediate double fisting .... no no no

So then i knew why he was experimenting... he wanted to put his dick into something, anything. I wished him luck.

fin.

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

I did last year, this guy's dick have what i think look like pimple on it, it look like tiny little bumps and i just walk away...

 

[JayHawk]

Didn't you even have a little feel, maybe a nibble ?

Have you still got his number ?

Oh I had my mouth on it..... like kissing a knee...

But yeah if you need opened up.... I will pm you his number. He is rather well to do but his family deplores homos so you will have to be his closeted bitch....

 

[JayHawk]

I'm doing well, Jay.

That's a crazy story.

No worries I would imagine after a good deal of counseling he had it reduced and went to women.

 

[Beachguyj]

Never contemplated not sitting on it.

 

[ronboy]

When I was acting out my slut puppy tendencies...
He was a college basketball player...
Tall, blond, god-like...
9 inch dick.....

Damn, it burned like hell going into me! And it was torture when he pulled out. It felt like he had rearranged my guts!

I should have told him, never again, but I was nuts about him. Luckily, he eventually lost interest in me. My intestines and ass ring were most grateful!

 

[Daximus]

Out of the 10 or so dicks I've had in my life, not one couldn't go in my butt. Including a 9 inch, very stiff, upward curved monster. It was a thrill.

 

[frankfrank]

In my very early gaydays, I met up with a guy whose joint was about the size of the medium-sized Coke bottle in that era. YIKES, something I could not possible imagine, having it penetrate me via any orifice.

Years later I found myself kinda wishing that I had stayed in touch with him, though, as he seemed to be a super nice guy, probably a lot of fun just to hang out with. But that was back in my days when, if a meeting/hookup was initially based on possible sex in some way (which it was, with him - I met him in a bathroom), it hadn't occurred to me that alternatives could exist which would be ENTIRELY non-sexual as well.

 

[eastofeden]

LOL...I was going out with this guy who was a dead ringer for Marvin Gaye.

It was over 12"...I think over 13" (according to some of his other bfs)...the first time I saw it I was fascinated by how big it was because he had loooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng legs and his cock went halfway down his leg.

I thought it was gonna be a problem because it was as thick as hell but strangely enough I managed to get the entire thing up my ass in maybe 10 minutes and ride it hard. He fucked me afterwards pretty much all night and I was worried that my asshole would never return to it's original size...but it did.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

maybe, who wants to know?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I have a snug sphincter so a lot of cocks have trashed this humble respondent's tender sinkhole

 

[umjreon88]

^ I second that, nothing is too much for me, just let it slide deep and enjoy the ride!

However, had an incident of the below-average phallus and I had to pretend that I want it! Worst experience as I ended up just jerking him off...

 

[G-Lexington]

I never really looked at it like that. If I'm in bed with a guy, it's because I want to have sex with him. And that comes without stipulations. I won't kick him out if his dick isn't big enough, or too big, or won't get up. Yeah, if he's too small or too big or too flaccid, he probably won't be topping me due to simple physical issues. But I never considered sex to be a "Tab A into Slot B" equation. I'm usually a top, but I've gone to bed with a guy who was dealing with hemorrhoids at the time...so we just did other stuff. And neither of us left unhappy. If I end up in bed with a guy who is too big to fuck or even suck easily, that's fine - we'll just work out anther way to get off together.

Lex

 

[racrboi]

Oh hell yeah! And it didn't end well.

He was by old bf's ex. Skinny native-american kid. Heard him complain about always having to be a bottom cuz no one could take him. Well, that piqued my interest. My bf confirmed he was huge, but he didn't care if I wanted to try him.

So we get down to business, he pulls his cock out and DAMN! that mf was 8 in. & thick as a beer can. I swear that boy's cock must've weighed more than all the rest of him put together.

So he's trying to fuck me, but no matter how hard he pushed, it was just not going in. I mean, I seriously tried, but it just wasn't going to happen. So I stopped him, figuring I'd just jack him off. But then he cops all kinds of attitude. He's pissed cuz I won't let him fuck me. I'm like, seriously dude? He wouldn't even let me jack him off. Fine! take that monster home & go jack yourself off.

My bf got a big chuckle when I told him what happened. I guess that kind of thing happens to him all the time. The curse of the monster cock!

 

[star-warrior]

If you can't get big long wide into your asshole, why not try intercrural sex instead?

 

[JPGhost]

Have you ever hooked-up with someone who's cock was just too big to even contemplate sitting on ?

A couple of years ago i had a one night stand with a guy who had a 9" penis, but it was very thin, Magic Marker thin.

Now while i gave it a good suck, no way was it going in me.

...........






ask him if he wants to apply Guinness book record

- - - Updated - - -

I had one..

in a car

when his erect penis as long as my flaccid position and that means no a good thing

 

[honooryuu]

i had one guy whip his dick out and he had anti-itch powder all over it... i politely said this wont work.

i had another situation but it wasnt the guy's dick, but a dildo that was the size of my forearm. he wanted me to suck him off while riding the dildo i looked at him and told him that there was no fucking way.

 

[RaKroma]

I had an uncut guy whose dick just tasted like salty fish when foreskin retracted. On surface his dick appeared healthy, clean and nice. It was like Fear Factor trying to suck him without making gagging noises and faces. I am not a bitchy queen who can snap my fingers, stop and say go home this is not gonna work in middle of sex with a person. He was also cute, shy, and a nice guy so I really didn't want to hurt his feelings which could have affected his sexual interactions with other guys. So I just pretended that everything was fine and switched to just jerking him off and kissing him.

 

[mark1111]

He lived on Cape Cod ..... this guy was OMG gorgeous... like in your brain "how is this happening" gorgeous... him 20, me 30.... just so hot...

Then he whips his dick out and I swear to god it was like two coke cans side by side....
fin.

Hey, I live on the Cape....(checks penis)...Nope, don't think your talking about me

 

[Willie Boy]

I don't have this problem. I don't take dick from anyone (figuratively or physically). My partner doesn't give a dick. We make the perfect couple.