Fuck You ALL

[Pickwick]

............If only you could afford to fuck me. I'd have no issue in that case. But for now. Go to hell

I was gonna say the same....

 

[Willie Boy]

............If only you could afford to fuck me. I'd have no issue in that case. But for now. Go to hell

And what would you charge?

 

[yeahright1991]

And what would you charge?

Oh I wouldn't come easy. Things that 99.9% couldn't afford....and .01% likely wouldn't. The deed to a condo of my choice in my area (Avg. price of a home in my city is around 750K). The title to a car of my choice. Tuition payments. And a little spending money.

I'd plan it so that I'd be set up without having to continuously rely on my families money. However, I know with such lofty demands I'd have to be great in bed. And I am.

 

[Willie Boy]

With demands like that a free sample would be in order.... As well as carte blanche for the whole process. I need to get my money's worth outta your hide.....

Hope you ain't squeamish. Can you handle the sight of blood, especially your own? Do you swoon when you stub your toe? For the price you ask you'd need to be able to take a tank's cannon up your ass.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Only in a thread with someone long gone stating fuck you all can someone manage to come in and look worse.

 

[yeahright1991]

With demands like that a free sample would be in order.... As well as carte blanche for the whole process. I need to get my money's worth outta your hide.....

Hope you ain't squeamish. Can you handle the sight of blood, especially your own? Do you swoon when you stub your toe? For the price you ask you'd need to be able to take a tank's cannon up your ass.

Which is why my fantasy demands would be made to someone sane. If I'm bleeding I'm likely scarring. And I don't do that. For anyone and hate when I have an accident that can cause that damage myself.

And even if someone had such insane demands...I'd likely take several vicodin before hand so I wouldn't feel much.

Plus...someone who wants blood involved! Asking for free anything? I'd be able to provide the number to a good psychiatrist for free lol.

 

[Willie Boy]

Only in a thread with someone long gone stating fuck you all can someone manage to come in and look worse.

And you do exactly that. Congrats.

Which is why my fantasy demands would be made to someone sane. If I'm bleeding I'm likely scarring. And I don't do that. For anyone and hate when I have an accident that can cause that damage myself.

And even if someone had such insane demands...I'd likely take several vicodin before hand so I wouldn't feel much.

Plus...someone who wants blood involved! Asking for free anything? I'd be able to provide the number to a good psychiatrist for free lol.

Who said I wanted blood involved. Its just that, your prices are so high, to meet them would require some wild and kinky shit that would inevitably lead to blood. Also, with such high prices a free sample is to be expected.... To make such demands as you've made and not expect to be required to prove your worthiness of such value is what is insane.... Throw away that free psychiatrists number, he/she ain't worth what YOU are paying for the service.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

And you do exactly that. Congrats.

Wasn't talking about you, so I suggest you leave the attitude for the kids.

 

[Willie Boy]

Why should I leave it all for you?

I suggest you grow up and not take yourself so seriously. Learn how to have a some fun.

 

[yeahright1991]

Why should I leave it all for you?

I suggest you grow up and not take yourself so seriously. Learn how to have a some fun.

Willie. The reason I didn't reply to MoK is because he didn't specifically name anyone. So he can say it was about whomever he wants if called on it. I assumed it was a baiting tactic rather than assuming he was talking about either of us. Although him and I have had tiffs in other threads...so it could very easily be me. This is not other threads so I let it go.

As for the reply to what we were actually talking about (sans extra bulls**t)...the term why buy the cow if you can have the milk for free applies here, my dear. I wouldn't demand everything in a top loaded deal. The home and car would certainly come later. Spending money and/or a tuition payment would be fine after day one lol. Hahahahha.

 

[Willie Boy]

Willie. The reason I didn't reply to MoK is because he didn't specifically name anyone. So he can say it was about whomever he wants if called on it. I assumed it was a baiting tactic rather than assuming he was talking about either of us. Although him and I have had tiffs in other threads...so it could very easily be me. This is not other threads so I let it go.

He's had issues with more than a few jubbers, myself included..... but you allow one like him to roam these threads unchecked and..... pardon the pun.... you'll end up with chaos running amok.

As for the reply to what we were actually talking about (sans extra bulls**t)...the term why buy the cow if you can have the milk for free applies here, my dear.

Actually with the price you ask it doesn't. You ask far to much for an unknown quality of service offered. What your asking price implies about your service is so unbelievable it requires proof of deliverability before one can even consider, let alone seriously consider, negotiation.

I wouldn't demand everything in a top loaded deal. The home and car would certainly come later. Spending money and/or a tuition payment would be fine after day one lol. Hahahahha.

Still an unbelievable request, even for a one-night stand. There is a term, house boy, that explains young men seeking tuition..... and their service lasts for a period much longer than one night.

 

[yeahright1991]

^^ Luckily I don't NEED to be taken care of. But hell...If it means I get good sex and being able to stop relying on family money - I'd be down. lol.

Spending money - for a one night stand is what an escort does. But...if I were to take up such a relationship (houseboy/donor)...Free would not be in the equation. Even day one would require some type of token...I'm not giving up anything for free for someone who wants that type of arrangement. Why would I allow someone to make such grand promises...hit it one night....and then disappear into the shadows?

 

[figjam]

With all this fuckin' goin on it's getting hot in here! (so take off all your clothes...) ROFL

loflmao! .

 

[Willie Boy]

Why would I allow someone to make such grand promises...hit it one night....and then disappear into the shadows?

And why should someone fork over a few hundred thousand dollars on the simple word of an unknown? If you want that kind of payday you have to prove it will be earned. There are two ways to do that: 1) start small and make a name for yourself or 2)find someone with the money to pay and offer a free sample to show him what he'll be paying for. Otherwise he sees nothing but an empty promise..... I would risk no more than $1000 on a probable empty promise.

 

[yeahright1991]

And why should someone fork over a few hundred thousand dollars on the simple word of an unknown? If you want that kind of payday you have to prove it will be earned. There are two ways to do that: 1) start small and make a name for yourself or 2)find someone with the money to pay and offer a free sample to show him what he'll be paying for. Otherwise he sees nothing but an empty promise..... I would risk no more than $1000 on a probable empty promise.

If all that is necessary I'll just continue to live off my family until I can support myself. I actually have a very cushy life these days now that were through being bothered with the recession and mostly back to normal. I'll continue living with my spending money, my lovely condo in a historical landmark, and my convertible. The difference I guess would be that I don't have to feel beholden to my family for it if I were doing the other. But in all seriousness...I wouldn't provide sex for money. Besides. Most people who have to pay for it are nowhere near something I would sleep with and it would be much more degrading to do that than to call my mother or grandfather for something.

Build a name for myself as a whore? I think not. That would completely overshadow any academic accomplishments I made and hinder using those academic accomplishments to land myself a stable career. Therefore I would have to continue being a whore....Just an educated one.

 

[Willie Boy]

If all that is necessary I'll just continue to live off my family until I can support myself. I actually have a very cushy life these days now that were through being bothered with the recession and mostly back to normal. I'll continue living with my spending money, my lovely condo in a historical landmark, and my convertible. The difference I guess would be that I don't have to feel beholden to my family for it if I were doing the other. But in all seriousness...I wouldn't provide sex for money. Besides. Most people who have to pay for it are nowhere near something I would sleep with

Just because one pays for sex does not mean he has to pay....

Build a name for myself as a whore? I think not.

To get paid the amount you want for sex you'd have to.

That would completely overshadow any academic accomplishments I made and hinder using those academic accomplishments to land myself a stable career. Therefore I would have to continue being a whore....Just an educated one.

Not necessarily, the house boy is a time honored tradition... but it doesn't specifically require sex.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Surrexit et dixit: I think you all should thank me now for resurrecting this delightful thread.

 

[yeahright1991]

Just because one pays for sex does not mean he has to pay....


To get paid the amount you want for sex you'd have to.

Not necessarily, the house boy is a time honored tradition... but it doesn't specifically require sex.

Therein lies a little contradiction...and we've chatted privately and I know your quite smart so please don't take that as an insult. I do like you quite a bit lol.

If I would have to build a reputation as a whore to get what I want...but then again take on a position that doesn't specifically require sex. (See where I'm going with this one?)

 

[Willie Boy]

Except the thread weren't dead. Roughly 7.5 hours between posts, especially at 3 in the morning US time is normal.

 

[yeahright1991]

Except the thread weren't dead. Roughly 7.5 hours between posts, especially at 3 in the morning US time is normal.

Agreed. Especially given hectic schedules of those of us now regularly posting. (Speaking for myself.) And the fact that I'm actually not on JUB anymore. There are just a few threads that will eventually fizzle out and private messages that I am actively replying to that have me coming back so frequently within the past few days. (Once again...speaking for myself and totally off topic...not that this thread had one in the first place)