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Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

MicahHibler

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Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I was wondering after watching this clip from one of my favorite blogs, has anyone out there ever fucked a watermellon or other vegetable/fruit product? The link to this small clip is here http://dudetube.blogspot.com/2006/09/bvdman.html The video of the wm fucking is the last two clips. I don't know it is kind of hot to me, don't know that I want to run out and get a melon, but, it is kind of hot watching that guy pump into it with all the juice getting pumped out of it :-)
 
No. And it sounds to me like it would be similar to fucking a pussy...
 
Thanks for the addition of those photos, wow that brings it all into perspective for me ;) I definately don't understand the vacumn but it looks like he was having fun
 
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Oh why not? What difference does it make? I refer to the thread vs. the topic.

:rolleyes:
 
I'd fuck the fruit and serve it. Yummy.


What's with the guy flipping off the camera? Is that supposed to be sexy or something.

And by the looks of him, I would guess the watermelon is the only one who would join him for some kitchen fun.
 
Nope, never. I'd rather be able to hold a proper conversation with my dates after the dirty deed was done.
 
wow that's really juicy!!!
this man is very very hot!!!!
nice ass, nice cock and he looks like straight, wow
 
Actually a cuke is better...and less sticky. Or so I heard.

OK, I have but never taped it.
 
And then there's this:

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Davidson] and he's ... just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn ... is it midnight already?'"
 
elvin1 said:
OMG............:##:

:lol:
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Listen, don't knock it 'till you try it.

Trust me, It's pretty hot and not to messy...till you blow the seeds out into your hair.

Talk about Ranch Dressing!*|*
 
elvin1 said:
What in Gay Hell are you talking about bonez? :confused:

:lol:
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Get a nice big fat 'cuke, not 'english' (too skinney)...hollow it out (ALL the seeds, very important...sharps). Cut both ends off or you make a hydralic cylinder and it will fly off like a projectile or 'fart'.#-o

Slide it up and down your meat-missle and BLAM!

Before you go off all half-cocked give it a try. It's a $1 experement that the 'cuke is good for your skin if nothing else.:gogirl:
 
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