Fucking Gnats!!

[gmoney]

You either have some fruit out and exposed or houseplants that attract them.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Bananas Seriously...bananas bring gnats.
You might also have an infested house plant...they get in the soil and lay eggs.

 

[natedogg323]

They love..fuckin LOVE fruit that is decaying. You should kick your bro's ass for leaving that banana in his room..lol Good luck with the gnat masacre.

 

[luminum]

They always come about magically when someone hasn't takent he trash out for a while and just as quickly disappear once it's been done. Ah the mysteries ::waves hands::

 

[gmoney]

omg.... omg .....omg lol stfu nate...This is his fucking fault...omg I feel like I'm being penetrated and violated in so many ways...oh gosh..I'm being bitten to death....ahhhhhh *asplodes*...ok Ive thrown the fucking banana out..now what?? and bleached and poured a ton of pine-sol(detergent) into the small little garbage can it was in...then I fucking threw it in the garbage.....then I threw the entire garbage bin outside..to be picked up by the garbage man tomorrow...omg ew ewwwww.. oh gosh!!! they're all over my computer screen ..*dies*

Don't worry, they don't live long! I would kick your brother's ass, though!

 

[tx_doc]

Bananas.... and Sonic fresh fruit limeades... they love both. My boyfriend will get one of those Sonic beverages and drink it down and not throw away the cup. I go into the office and there's gnats flying all over the cup. I ended up spraying Lysol everywhere and they eventually go away.

 

[Brad]

I wasnt sure where to post this...but we(my house) have like some sort of infestation of gnats..they are fucking everywhere..and they are biting.....Im having an allergic reaction...(ok not really) ..but it's fucking annoying..







Where the heck could they coming from?

Wel shinchan.....First there is a mommy gnat and a daddy gnat and they fall in love.............................The daddy gnat wants to express his great love for the mommy gnat. The mommy gnat is then easily subdued after the daddy gnat gets her drunk on rotten bananas. Then the daddy gnat happily makes a little baby gnat in the mommy's tummy.

 

[gmoney]

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!

 

[Austin40acres]

Wel shinchan.....First there is a mommy gnat and a daddy gnat and they fall in love.............................The daddy gnat wants to express his great love for the mommy gnat. The mommy gnat is then easily subdued after the daddy gnat gets her drunk on rotten bananas. Then the daddy gnat happily makes a little baby gnat in the mommy's tummy.

Are you suggesting there is no such thing as a gay gnat? Why couldn't a gay gnat adopt other pupa-stage gnats?

Well, I for one, have never seen anything so intolerant in my life!

A4A

 

[NedNickerson]

If they're really bad, cut a hole in the seat of your pants, and they'll stay away from your face...

 

[Centexfarmer]

D'you have any cider vinegar aound? I've had luck putting out a small dish of it -- the gnats or fruitflies swarm over to it and drown.

Now there's a really good organic approach to your problem.

Once you eliminated the source, you're bro's banana, they should start to dwindle down pretty quickly.

They're pesky little bastards I know. Just be thankful it's not a spider infestation.

 

[texyboi]

Now there's a really good organic approach to your problem.

I get em every fall right before a freeze. only last for about a week......I got a cure for spiders centex....but u aint gonna like it

 

[Brad]

I think gnats are drawn naturally to those who are too serious and unable to take a joke. Like none of us has ever had a gnat! Lighten up.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I think gnats are drawn naturally to those who are too serious and unable to take a joke. Like none of us has ever had a gnat! Lighten up.

Isn't that spelled "gnaturally"?

 

[Brad]

Isn't that spelled "gnaturally"?

My garden gnome says you are right!

 

[RationalLunacy]

My garden gnome says you are right!

I hope it is a gnostic gnome.

 

[NedNickerson]

Nope.. It smells like soap there..wont work.

If you want to get even with your brother, cut a hole in the seat of his pants...and don't mention the gnats... He'll go nuts...

 

[RationalLunacy]

Very gnice advice from Gned Gnickerson there -- he will indeed go gnuts.

 

[Centexfarmer]

Now there's a really good organic approach to your problem.

I get em every fall right before a freeze. only last for about a week......I got a cure for spiders centex....but u aint gonna like it

Let me guess?

The heel of your boot?

I don't think that would work for shinchan's problem.

Unless he's using it on his brother for leaving a banana rotting in his room.