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Funniest reaction to you coming out.

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My best friend in college. I told him I was gay, and he took a few minutes to process the information before looking at me with that evil grin and asking..

"So... What does cock taste like?"

Man, I love that guy.









OK.. your turn.

All out guys.... we've all had funny reactions.... what's yours?
 
When I told my cousin, she just kept asking if I was being serious for about 20 minutes. Then, finally, she gasped... "You are serious!" I didn't know what to say to her after that, I had been confirming it for a while.
 
Oh.. an ex-girlfriend from high school told me that she was still in love with me and was devastated but then said, "oh well.. at least we can go shopping for shoes, right?"
 
When I told my best friend(ex-gf, really good friend) I was Bi, she just kept asking if I was serious and I asked her why she did not believe me and she told me because I was to manly, I was always covered in dirt or grease from working on things. I finally told her I was truly serious and I would not lie to her about it. Next thing she asked is if I would have a 3some with her and her b/f(by the way has a huge cock, 12") to satisfy her one fantasy. I said yes,but it sucks we live 600miles away.
 
"You don't have to tell me -- I always knew your Willy Wonka prefer chocolate factories over pink bubblegum"
 
^ That is amazing! :rotflmao:

I'm knee-deep in Faustus right now, so I'll think about this later.
 
A woman I used to work with, when I told her than an ex-girlfriend was a lesbian said: What did you two do to each other???

And I had never told her that I was gay. For some reason, some think it's obvious, other's seem oblivious.
 
I told someone I gay and he said "so you want to be a woman", I was floored by his response.
 
Most of my friends have said either "...Really?" or "Whaat? No way..."

I did get one "That takes balls." though.
 
gsdx said:
Do you think he meant that it takes balls to be gay or to come out to him?
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I think he meant a little bit of both. He had probably seen or heard a lot of negative things aimed at gay people, and felt that if I was going to come out to him, that meant I was planning on coming out to everyone and I would possibly be getting a lot of unreasonable shit for it.
 
Someone I work with thought I was joking when I told her I was gay. And I said no I'm serious, and she honestly did not believe me. She kept asking me for about 20 minutes, and every time I told her the same answer.

I also had a friend of mine ask me if this meant I wanted to start wearing women's clothing. I was so stunned by the question it actually took me a few moments to respond.
 
my brother just laughed. totally not even in the realm of what I was not expecting. then he told me he didn't care.

my cousin asked me if i was going to start wearing dresses.
 
One of my best friends (we were both 14 at the time) apparently stuffed bread in her mouth to keep from laughing. (I say apparently because I had a hat on my face to keep from looking at them when I told them)

She later told me that she was trying not to laugh because she found it hard to believe and that it was kind of ridiculously funny. Or something.


And one other one was with a co-worker:

Him: So do you have a girlfriend?
Me: [laughs] I'm gay.
Pause.
Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
 
My best friend's girlfriend (now his wife).

When I came out to my friend, he was quite cool with it. Then he said, "Have you told Lisa yet?" I said no. He said, "Let me be there when you tell her."

"Why?"

"Because I know precisely what she'll do. Her eyes will go wide, she'll say 'Really? Wow!'...and then, five or ten seconds later, she'll say, 'Yeah, that makes sense'."

He nailed it. One hundred percent. :)

Lex
 
Scene: Sammich's car, on the way out of DC. Li'l Bit and Kegger are sitting in the back seat eating jelly beans, Potato is sitting in the passenger seat explaining to Sammich how to remove a bra with one hand. Sammich is "driving." If you've ever been in a car with Sammich, you'd understand why I put the word in quotes.

Potato (turning around to face Li'l Bit and Kegger): We need to find you guys girlfriends.

Kegger: You're not gonna get any argument from me.

Li'l Bit: Okay, whatever.

Potato: No, seriously, Li'l Bit! People are always asking me if you're gay. I mean, if you are, just let me know.

Li'l Bit: You want to know the truth?

Sammich: SHIT!





Dammit, I missed the exit. Does anyone know how to get back to I-95 from here?
 
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