Funny anti-religious Internet pics

[Kulindahr]

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WTF??? How is that even legal??

I doubt it could withstand scrutiny.

Were I a billionaire, I'd find me a crack legal team and a dozen volunteer atheists to try to run for public office.

If nothing else, it would make all the ignorant 'Christians' spend more money.

 

[looseliam]

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^ I think that goes for most places south of the Mason–Dixon Line =\

 

[looseliam]

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I edited the text to fit-in with our discussion. Maybe someone with [STRIKE]better[/STRIKE] photoshop skills could put the pope's hat on the door guy or something =]

 

[belamyi]

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It's worked so well for you for the longest time...

I am a Spaniard born during the last legs of a regime that lived for almost forty years in that same way That's the wisdom I carry with me to enlighten the starry-eyed cooky-makers of the world

 

[star-warrior]

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sad but it's true
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/scconstitution/a17.php

SECTION 4. Supreme Being.

No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.

So a Supreme Being can be anything. It doesn't refer to any one particular deity, so it can be the Spaghetti Monster. Cool beans.

 

[belamyi]

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I had started to miss any reference in this thread to Him:

http://www.venganza.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

http://wikiality.wikia.com/Pastafarian

 

[bankside]

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That's incredibly lame.

Though atheists could just say they're agnostics -- which is the more defensible position, anyway.

Yes, that kind of lie worked very well for the Jews of Spain during the Inquisition. We should always hide our way to freedom.

 

[Saybrooke]

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These are hilarious! XD

 

[Kulindahr]

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So a Supreme Being can be anything. It doesn't refer to any one particular deity, so it can be the Spaghetti Monster. Cool beans.

Well, as long as the claim is that it's the Creator -- otherwise it isn't very supreme.

Would the Demiurge count, I wonder?

I hesitate posting this for two reasons. One, it's not a pic. And two, it's kind of pro-religious. But it is an indictment of organized religion and an inspiration to think for yourself, even if you do choose to believe. Plus I think it's just a fun song.

That's so spot on for most of the 'evangelical' churches I've ever encountered it sent chills wandering around my anatomy. An aspect it doesn't reach is that the different churches are pretty much clones, too -- "they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same".

 

[Kulindahr]

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Beyond priceless.

I should print that out and put it on my laptop.

 

[Kulindahr]

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My mind crossed intelligent design with a certain TV commercial....

Angel: God, what are those?
God: Constants. They define what the universe will be.
Angel: "Universe"?
God: I'm going to create it. When the constants are right, I'll let go of them and there will be a Big Bang.
Angel: Oh. Say, what makes them "constants"?
God: They never change. At least not for five years.



Okay, maybe it's not as funny as I thought . . . .

 

[Jacquemar]

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^^ OMG I've seen that wack-job on television. All televangelists are crooks. LOL

 

[looseliam]

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I must try this!

 

[looseliam]

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I thought the same thing for a second, then I thought, what if I get a taker?

ya know, I tend to have the same luck.

 

[belamyi]

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I thought the same thing for a second, then I thought, what if I get a taker?

ya know, I tend to have the same luck.

What if you two became takers yourselves, by sitting next to a wacky Jesus-hater?

 

[looseliam]

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I can't speak for Toph, but I'd have a blast.

 

[belamyi]

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I can't speak for Toph, but I'd have a blast.

Masochist.

Or you mean you are so marshmallowy that it is not that easy to hurt your skin?

 

[looseliam]

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I tried to think of the most harmless thing =\

 

[star-warrior]

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Somewhere in our universe....

 

[bort138]

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