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- Thread starter RonR18
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"Get your human paw off my crotch before I start exhibiting signs of irritable cat syndrome! And if you post this unflattering pic of me on the Internet, you have no idea how many ways I'll retaliate. Just for starters, I'll take a crap on the ceiling fan blades in your bedroom, and the shit will start flying as soon as you turn the fan on!"
ChickenGuy
Likes cock.
A childhood picture of JUB's famous birddog7...
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Thanks also for the two ChickenGuy referenced posts!
I'd love a box of cute little chicks - especially filled with the fluffy yellow ones.
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"What the fuck are you looking at? And where the fuck is ChickenGuy? He was supposed to come over today and play tag with me."
Or, the duck version of this:
Caption this Ron, make me hawt
"This is the strangest job interview I've ever had. I've never even mooned anyone before, and you want me to stand at the entrance of your dildo store shaking my bare butt like this for 6 hours a day?"
"Absolutely! You've got the cutest butt I've ever seen on an applicant, and you'll draw a lot of homosexuals into the store."
"Butt I'm straight, and some of them may feel of my butt when they're walking past me!"
"Butt I'm gay, and you don't seem to mind when I do it...you're even laughing about it right now."
"Butt that's only because you tickle my crack when you do it, and 3 of your employees are standing there watching us."
"Butt look at the bright side, by the end of the day you may have gotten the equivalent of a free butt massage. And some homosexuals are experts at massaging butts."
"Butt why don't you hire a gay twink to do the job, since he'd like having strange men feel of his butt all day?"
"Because his pecker would get hard, and he'd be yanking on it all day through his pants. And I run a decent store with a church going clientele, so I don't want them to be exposed to any vulgar displays of crotch groping from one of my employees."
"Sorry, butt I'm going to have to turn the job down, I thought it was just a sales clerk position when I read your ad on Craigslist."
"Butt I haven't told you how much it pays, yet."
"You mean it pays more than the minimum wage?"
"Of course, silly. I pay my butt shakers $30 an hour."
"Hell, sign me up, then!"
"Okay, butt first I'll need to slide my finger up your butt crack a few times and feel of your anus."
"Butt why?"
"It's just a test to see how you'll react."
"Butt why would you want to see how I'd react to something like that?"
"It's just for liability purposes, since some of the homosexuals walking past you might not limit themselves to just sneaking a feel of your butt cheeks. And I don't want to risk a lawsuit from you slugging one of my customers."
"Oh, no problem, then...go ahead and feel of it all you want to...I would never hit anyone for that."
"Butt what if one of those sneaky rascals had some lube on his finger and managed to stick it up your anus before you could stop him?"
"That wouldn't bother me either, because my girlfriend does it all the time, so I'm used to it."
"Cool, butt I'm going to have to test you on that as well."
"Go ahead, I don't mind. For a $30 an hour job, you can do anything to my butt you want to, except stick your dick in it."
Thanks also for the two ChickenGuy referenced posts!
I'd love a box of cute little chicks - especially filled with the fluffy yellow ones.
Glad you liked them. Butt be careful what you wish for, because a box containing these yellow ones will arrive at your apartment first thing in the morning by special messenger...
ChickenGuy after listening to dozens of chicks yelling, "Peep peep peep" all day and night...
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"Mittens, I just put a fresh bowl of water on the floor for you by the refrigerator, why do you insist on drinking from the faucet?"
"Huh? WTF did you just say to me? Are you serious?? Would you drink from a glass that was sitting on the dirty floor? I'm not your goddamn dog, so show me some respect! Put the freaking bowl on the kitchen table, and I'll drink from it if you fill it with fresh water every time I get thirsty. Meow!"
"Huh? WTF did you just say to me? Are you serious?? Would you drink from a glass that was sitting on the dirty floor? I'm not your goddamn dog, so show me some respect! Put the freaking bowl on the kitchen table, and I'll drink from it if you fill it with fresh water every time I get thirsty. Meow!"
