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Funny/cute/amazing/hot/cool/interesting/entertaining pics and gifs with captions
- Thread starter RonR18
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"Butt I don't feel any bedbugs crawling on my butt."
"Butt I see the tiny critters all over your butt...trust me. And it's important to kill them before they can bite your butt."
"Butt you're spanking my butt to kill them, when you could just as easily squash them with your fingertips."
"Butt I'm your big brother, so I know what's best for your butt. And since these critters are so tiny, the best way to kill them is to simply spank your butt. Butt not to worry, I'll rub some lotion on your butt as soon as I'm finished spanking it."
"Well, try not to rub any on my butt hole like you did when Dad spanked my butt last week, because that felt really gay."
"Butt that was just an accident."
"Butt you kept having the 'accident' over and over."
"Well, I had to stick my fingers in your butt crack a little, in order to rub the lotion on every part of your butt that was red. And since your butt hole is so close to your butt crack, it's hard to avoid it."
"Well, okay...that makes sense. Don't worry about rubbing my butt hole, then, because I know you're not gay. In fact, just rub the entire area between my butt cheeks when you're done, because my whole butt is starting to hurt. And for some reason it feels a lot more soothing when you rub my butt than when I do it."
"No problem, bro. I'll be happy to rub your whole butt...because that's what big brothers are for."
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And yet more things that look like a penis:
A real can of asparagus from Argentina:
A REAL watertower (built in the 1800's) in Ypsilanti, Michigan (I've known this landmark my whole lifetime, my first 23 years on this planet were spent living within 12 miles of it)
Real, or not? Does it matter? Easy to photoshop, but pretty cool:
When a woman's body looks like a penis (and I'll bet anything this is photoshopped):
A real can of asparagus from Argentina:
A REAL watertower (built in the 1800's) in Ypsilanti, Michigan (I've known this landmark my whole lifetime, my first 23 years on this planet were spent living within 12 miles of it)
Real, or not? Does it matter? Easy to photoshop, but pretty cool:
When a woman's body looks like a penis (and I'll bet anything this is photoshopped):
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Careful, Frank! Penises (Frontal Nudity) are not allowed in "Hot Topics"!
Butts, however ...
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
Butt inanimate objects (or women's butts) that resemble penises don't count, since they're not "frontal nudity." By the same token, a picture of a man with a dick head on top of his head can't be characterized as frontal nudity, either. Because he doesn't have his pants pulled down exposing his penis in a conventional manner. As well, a dickhead is not a "penis," it's obviously just PART of a penis. And if your boss walks by and sees it at work, he'll assume the guy is just a dickhead.
For a case in point, scroll down...
"WTF are you staring at? Are you a fag or something?"
"Hehe, no, I'm not a fag."
"Then why do you keep staring at my dickhead like you want to lick it!?"
"OMG, dude! Are you for real? I'm trapped on an elevator with a guy who has a dickhead on his head, and you think it's inappropriate for me to stare at it? Seriously??"
"WTF do you think, fool? You act like you've never seen a dickhead before, WTF is wrong with you?"
"Oh, I've seen plenty of dickheads before, butt I've never seen a dickhead with a dickhead on top of his head!"
"Are you calling me a dickhead??"
"Huh? Are you trying to imply you're NOT a dickhead?"
"Fuck you!"
"Sorry dude, butt your dick is way too big for my butt hole."
"Wise ass...it's not a dick, it's just the freaking head of a dick. Don't you know the difference between a dickhead and a dick??"
"Okay dickhead, whatever. So how tall do you get when you see a hot chick?"
"Idiot, like I said, it's just a dickhead, and a dickhead can't become erect by itself."
"Well what happens when a pretty woman licks it?"
"What do you think happens? My dick gets hard, of course!"
"Oh, I get it...you've got a regular dick hanging between your legs. I thought maybe you'd been shortchanged in that department since you were endowed with such a big dickhead on your head."
"I can assure you, I definitely wasn't shortchanged down there."
"How big does it get when it's fully erect?"
"Bigger than yours."
"What makes you think that?"
"I can tell from the relatively small bulge in your tight pants."
"Butt a penis that's totally flaccid isn't a good indicator of the size it can get when it's fully erect. You want me to get it hard to prove my point?"
"Hell no!"
"Can I see your dick, then?"
"You want me to pull my penis out and show it to you??"
"Sure, we're alone in here, and there's no surveillance camera."
"I thought you said you're not a fag?"
"I don't have a gay bone in my body...I just want to compare both of your dickheads to see if they look the same."
"Well, I can save you the hassle, because they DO look the same."
"Oh, it's no hassle, I'd just like to see for myself. As it'd be interesting to compare a big dickhead with a little dickhead that's identical to it."
"Well, it'd be too much hassle for ME, because my dick is too big to pull out through my pants opening...I'd have to literally pull my pants down, in addition to my thermal underwear and boxers."
"No problem, I'll be happy to unbuckle your belt and pull all your clothes down for you."
"Butt I'd have to pull them back up myself in order to make everything fit comfortably...so forget about it, because it's not going to happen."
"Butt you have to go through all that hassle every time you take a piss, so what's the difference?"
"The difference is that I don't need to take a piss now."
"So you'd let me compare both your dickheads if we were in a restroom and you needed to piss?"
"Of course...why wouldn't I? You said you're not gay, and you already know what my little dickhead looks like from seeing my big dickhead."
"I was just wondering, that's all. How long do you think it'll be before you need to urinate again?"
"At least a couple of hours."
"Hmm, I can't wait that long. Hey, do you see that keyhole there in the phone compartment?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Even though the phone and alarm button isn't working today, the key would take us to the next floor and open the door."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I'm the elevator maintenance man and I've got the key. Butt my pants are so tight, I can't get my big hand in my pocket without unbuckling my belt and pulling my pants down...which is just too much hassle for me."
It's no secret what happened to jackoroe...during the early morning hours of December 21st, Sister KaraBulut took matters into her own hands when she thought the perimeter security of the mod tower had been breached by the notorious troll, Wanker. After waking up with rough, warty hands caressing her velvety breasts, she immediately leapt out of bed firing her pistol at the interloper, who was wearing a cat costume.
Butt unfortunately, it turned out to be jackoroe, who had simply been trying to seduce the now grief stricken Kara in his own unique way. After a few prayers for his tormented soul, his body was then unceremoniously placed in the mod tower's compost heap to decompose.
A hidden surveillance camera in Kara's room captured the whole tragic series of events, and a gif was made from the footage which I've posted below, butt be advised that it's very graphic in nature...
(Scroll down.)
Butt unfortunately, it turned out to be jackoroe, who had simply been trying to seduce the now grief stricken Kara in his own unique way. After a few prayers for his tormented soul, his body was then unceremoniously placed in the mod tower's compost heap to decompose.
A hidden surveillance camera in Kara's room captured the whole tragic series of events, and a gif was made from the footage which I've posted below, butt be advised that it's very graphic in nature...
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"It's okay, dude...just relax. We're with the county buttbug department, and we received a tip from someone who reported seeing a buttbug crawling up your leg. We just need to check between your buttocks, and then we'll be on our way."
"Why are all you guys naked?"
"Because we were just in a buttbug infested apartment, and we had to check each others butts for those pesky critters. And then we saw you before we had a chance to put our clothes back on."
"Are you sure you're not the 5 inmates who escaped from the county jail earlier today?"
"Why are all you guys naked?"
"Because we were just in a buttbug infested apartment, and we had to check each others butts for those pesky critters. And then we saw you before we had a chance to put our clothes back on."
"Are you sure you're not the 5 inmates who escaped from the county jail earlier today?"
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Oh shit...luckily for me I realised we were in HOT TOPICs and I durst not
demand you thugs display your penile spectralgraphs to prove your true
identity...BTW, I am allergic to penis and butt butter. Only extra/extra
virgin olive oil, ' please'... I believe there is some in my back-pack...
demand you thugs display your penile spectralgraphs to prove your true
identity...BTW, I am allergic to penis and butt butter. Only extra/extra
virgin olive oil, ' please'... I believe there is some in my back-pack...
Im pissed cuz I saw that pic first, then ur caption- totally ruin the effect
Anyway, 4 u :
Thank you for the PreTTy loaf of bread, butt it seems to have disappeared while I was gathering sandwich condiments. Butt irregardless of that, please accept this genitals thingy fresh from the tree it's growing on as reciprocation...
