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I'm not the type who is big on labels because I know sexuality is not black and white. There are many guys who label themselves as "straight," that I know who do/say some things very OFTEN with other boys for example to name a few say mouth their guy friends cocks over their boxers, give eachother lap dances, peck eachother on the lips, take their pants off and slap eachother's asses, (note: completely sober) but some of them claim they're "joking around" or its for fun or its "funny." However, personally I do not see the funny aspect.. and I like to think I have a great sense of humor, and nor do some other subjective opinions I have consulted about this find it funny, I rather get turned on seeing this go down. *|* My question is to those on this forum who "joke" like this with their friends or KNOW people who do, what is the reason for doing these type of actions? I'm pretty convinced it's because they do get some enjoyment out of it in a way sexually because why else would one joke sexually so much? And if it is for genuine laughs, can someone explain the funny aspect of these type of actions with other men? (*8*)
 
It honestly depends on the guy. Some people simply like to flirt and tease for fun while there are others who joke because their innate desires are repressed. In my personal experience, men who have flirted with me wanted to have sex with me; however, it was the flirting, in addition to other subtle cues, that gave them away.
 
^agree, but ive never heard of straight guys kissing eachother in any way (even just a peck) as a joke or give lap dances, thats a little farther than normal, however my ass and nipples have been grabbed by straight guys that think im straight and thats just for fun. and i think its cause they're doing something they feel like they're not supposed to like breaking rules but since its with friends its ok, and it might be a little bit of a 'who is the most comfortable with his sexuality' contest.
 
Yea..^ thank you. Because they do have the "who's gayer" type games verbally.. so that makes sense. However, even when playing these type games still don't get what is fun about pushing the limits of sexuality. I just think its hot because perhaps secretly they just enjoy touching eachother.

And at a club one night, one of the my guy friends who acts this way around his other friends, got approached by a gay male who started dancing playfully with him, and my "straight" friend bent him over grabbed his ass, for a bit and then the guy asked my friend if he was gay and he responded "i'm straight but I like to have fun.." i dont know what thats supposed to mean.

XxChrisxX said:
Like teabagging somebody?

That's not sexy, that's funny.

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..? not quite sure if this comment is sarcasm or for real?
 
^ what do you think he was insinuating by saying that ? mmm
 
sdmister4 said:
^agree, but ive never heard of straight guys kissing eachother in any way (even just a peck) as a joke or give lap dances, thats a little farther than normal, however my ass and nipples have been grabbed by straight guys that think im straight and thats just for fun. and i think its cause they're doing something they feel like they're not supposed to like breaking rules but since its with friends its ok, and it might be a little bit of a 'who is the most comfortable with his sexuality' contest.
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Well I wasn't that comfortable and when my best friend ( whom I was in love with at the time ) slapped my ass on our way to the car I literally jumped out of my skin and said " WHAT THE F*** MAN?! " and he just laughed at me and I was totally somewhat ashamed, flustered, turned on and stuff I didn't speak to him for a while and then he asked " what? I thought you liked it..." ( he knew I was bi but he didn't know I had feelings for him)

So Instead of answering I just turned up the stereo. I wasn't about to let him know I loved the fact that he'd slapped me bum! XD!!!;)
 
the ultimate fucked up gay straight insult when i was in the dorms was this...when someone passed out early, a volunteer would drop his drawers and squat down over him, ass right above their face, and punch him in the balls. this always resulted in sitting up to a face full of ass. we called it the atomic sit up.

also teabagging = funny
 
i still don't get how teabagging is funny. I know this is a weak argument but its like my girlfriends shove their tits in my mouth. Its just not funny ahaha. but i guess if everyone finds it funny, it must be something i'm missing out on. ..|
 
I don't know why straight guys find this funny because it gets me horny. I'm on my school's track team and a lot of the guys on the team like touch and feel. One of the guys on the 4x1 slapped my ass with the baton and thought it was hilarious when I got surprised/angry. He asked me if it hurt and I told him no and we both smiled at each other.

Another time, one of the hurdlers caught me off guard while I was doing my warm down. He slapped my ass and laughed when I jumped.

Two of my closest friends who are straight and know that I'm gay love messing around with me. They always try to feel on my chest, abs, and thighs, but I just won't let them, lol. They just think it's very, very funny, but it turns me on.
 
Well thats hot... because i dont think they're messing with you just to mess with you. They wouldn't involve themselves if they weren't getting enjoyment out of it too. This kinda stuff boggles me. The type of people who do this sometimes are against anything but the "straight" label but then they love doing gay shit.. alot.
 
@Twistedup

WoW! That's funny when I think about it, but I'd be pissed if I got punched in the balls. I wouldn't mind the ass so much unless he farted. I also think teabagging is hilarious, lmao.
 
one of my bestfriends in grade 9 jerked me off at a party thinking i was drunk(actually tired) while we were alone. confronted him the next day denied it and said "everyone was doing it"


i shouldve reached down his pants and gave it a lick
 
This type of thing has nothing to do with repressed feelings or anything like that.

Do we question girls sexuality when they all go to the restroom together? When they go tanning together? Or do anything together that might seem a little bit more intimate than normal? No we don't because we realize that those are ways girls platonically bond with each other.

Men also platonically bond with other guys... but they do so in a different sort of way... usually involves a bit of roughhousing (slapping the ass or twisting the nipples) or ways to embarrass their friends (teabagging pantsing). It's not a way to get a cheap feel or anything... it's a subconscious way of seeing how good of a friend the other guy is... Does he laugh it off and join in the fun like a good manly man or does he become a pissy little bitch.

Also the reason it's so funny is because it catches either the "victim" or the onlookers completely off guard. It's for the reaction from all those around.
 
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