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Gay Men Who Fuck Their Faghags.....WTF?!

LilBit said:
Are you high on paint fumes?

I like the smell of stage makeup. It makes me giddy.
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Not at all. I'm just that sadly obsessed with theatre. I could die a horribly brutal death in a theatre and be happier than... I'll stop there... ;)

I get a high off being in a theatre that I can't get from anything else. :D

We're supposed to be talking about accessories of the female friend variety aren't we? :confused:
 
Lightsage said:
Not at all. I'm just that sadly obsessed with theatre. I could die a horribly brutal death in a theatre and be happier than... I'll stop there... ;)

I get a high off being in a theatre that I can't get from anything else. :D

We're supposed to be talking about accessories of the female friend variety aren't we? :confused:
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Prolly, but I don't have any theatre hags.

If you want to die a brutal death in the theatre, you should probably work on a production of the Scottish play.
 
LilBit said:
Prolly, but I don't have any theatre hags.

If you want to die a brutal death in the theatre, you should probably work on a production of the Scottish play.
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I don't have one either. Mine's an orchestra hag. :D

I never said I wanted to die in a theatre. :eek:

It'll probably happen that way though... With my good luck. ..|

I was going to say something else, but I forgot what it was... :(
 
ravenstar said:
:badgrin::badgrin::badgrin:

Sounds just like my best friend and I, we get drunk and want every-guy in sight (at least we used to when I still got drunk). It was always interesting to see which one would actually get the guy we were eyeing off.
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That was before I came out and she knew I wanted the guy too.

Now? We can't tell who the guy is looking at. We sit like we're glued to each other. We'll sit there and argue about it until we actually find out or the guy leaves. Of course, that's a good thing. She's engaged and shouldn't be out picking up guys anyways.
 
Her name is Dork, Baka, or Aho. Well not really... Her name is Clara and she's just about as horny as I am. :eek:
 
Her fiance is in the army and is in Florida right now. He'll be here in a month or two and she keeps asking to borrow the magical matress that is my bed...
 
The matress itself. All my friends want to screw on it. And many have had their first kiss/grope/suck/lick/orgy on it... :eek:

It has magical "make me so horny" properties for everyone. Myself included. :D
 
But then I'd be without my surefire way of getting laid when I get a guy interested. :(

I mean sure, I have my back-up, but the back-up only works for straight people... And drunk people...
 
It doesn't work that way.

The main mattress is for the desired type of interaction.

The back-up works differently. Straight people just want to curl up and cuddle with it. Drunk straight people go full-on homo with it. Sadly, gay people can't do anything on it and drunk gay people go straight.

That's what the tests have turned up with at least.
 
MrBarbrey said:
okay so if i act gay and find these "faghags" i can get laid
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It's like I tell my straight friends... Suck a little cock, and you can get all the pussy you want.

Seriously, women let me grab their boobs and smack their asses to my heart's content, but if a straight guy did it, they'd have him arrested for sexual assault.
 
Because getting drunk with a potential victim... I mean lay on that bed is the worst possible thing... I'm immune to it's evil, but no one else seems to be... :(

MrBarbrey said:
okay so if i act gay and find these "faghags" i can get laid
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And the only thing I can say to that is: Eating Out 1 & 2. :D
 
I nearly died when I saw them at the mall a couple weeks ago and just had to have them... My hag is borrowing them right now. :(

I would've gotten some real porn but we both forgot our IDs.

They're so much more entertaining than what's on xtube or youtube.
 
I have gay friends who have fucked or have had some sort of sexual episode with their female faghags. They're not bisexual (far from it, alot of them are so damn gay they leave glitter, bunnies and pony tails whereever they go)
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That shit has nothing to do with actual sexual attraction. Don't be dumb. It's camp. Of course, yes, studies have shown gay men have more atypical gender behavior. But it's an exaggeration meant to make people laugh at the ridiculousness of how we divide people.

I've had some minor sexual feelings for my best female friend before since we're so compatible, but duh? I'm sure I'd even fuck her after a few beers.

Why must men divide each other up in gay/straight/bi/kinsey labels or some dorky pat phrase like 'sexuality is fluid!' It's raw and brutal and surprising and confusing, just like it should be. It wouldn't turn you on if it wasn't.
 
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