Generic Inflammatory Statement!

[winterknight]

Question about being the only one who thinks this? Expression of
anger!
Anecdote that proves the exception is the rule. Chilling conclusion
and setup for conspiracy theory and/or proof the sky is falling!
Manipulative plea for rabble to be roused.

List of evidence:

1) Emotional judgement call.
2) Imaginary pattern perceived in the chaos.
3) Completely fallacious conclusion.

Expression of sickness and tiredness. Declaration that any reader who
debates this subject is an enemy.

Sarcastic, mocking term invented for the enemy. Suggestion that there
are no exceptions to the rule, all enemies are "this term". Further
suggestion that this subject is debatable only because the enemies are
in the majority, and the majority does not understand the Real Truth.

Request for rational discussion to follow.

 

[Andreus]

mock attempt at logical discussion

expression of hurt at original post

bait the original poster to further escalate the arguement

insult insult insult with smilies to make th emods think it is not really an insult

 

[winterknight]

mock attempt at logical discussion

expression of hurt at original post

bait the original poster to further escalate the arguement

insult insult insult with smilies to make th emods think it is not really an insult

Accusation of personal attack! Threat of mod action.

Careful construction of straw man to demolish argument. Ad hominem. Ad hominem. Ad hominem

Statement that the lurkers agree with me in PM's

Am I the only one who thinks my neighbour is just like Hitler? He goosesteps up and down his driveway!

Accusation of Topic drift. Invocation of Godwin's Law. Declaration of victory.

 

[Andreus]

Accusation of personal attack! Threat of mod action.

Careful construction of straw man to demolish argument. Ad hominem. Ad hominem. Ad hominem

Statement that the lurkers agree with me in PM's.

false pretense that mods approve of arguement

ignore strawman

statement that anyone gets pm's about everything and insist they are irrelevant

send nasty comment via comment system so that the fight will be flamed without the members thinking it has occurred to make other person look bad.

secretly sends pms to friends to get them involved

 

[Andreus]

fein distress and innocence

make nasty comment with smilies added on so the mods wont give infraction points

mention how valuable person who agrees with me is as a sideways slap at other poster

 

[mega]

Clueless

Leap in with long convoluted argument

leave thread and never return

 

[winterknight]

Ignores nasty comments and feigning of ignorance.

Suggestion that poster misread earlier statement. Restatement of
earlier premise, with subtle changes that may actually change entire
argument.

Reference to obscure event from ten years ago to back up argument.

 

[Andreus]

focus on differences of arguement and convolute entire thread and hijack with senseless comments on the value of jub

starts a new thread with similar title to expand arguement and draw more people into the dispute

threaten to quit jub and waits for friends to beg the departure to not occur

 

[mega]

Notes poster is invisible

 

[dw8038r2]

Long, rambling sentences with many words spelled wrong.

Self-righteous "sincerity."

Play the _____ card.

 

[mega]

Whines....

 

[Andreus]

realizes the whole thing looks bad

makes a phony apology that is really a veiled insult

 

[Andreus]

complain

state that poll is rigged due to the way the question is asked and the choices offered

 

[winterknight]

Takes previous poster's comments out of context and attacks them mercily.

Reiterates previous statements, whines about how no-one else seems to be seeing his point of view.

Over-use of the Brick-wall smiley.

 

[Centexfarmer]

Pick out the one post where the poster posted the same exact comment that you previously made to them, then send a post report demanding that they be banned.

Go completely off topic and single out one individual poster for a "purse fight" then whine when you get called on it.

Declare that your PM box is full of messages supporting how great you are!

Every single _____________ (fill in a minority/group/party/affiliation) are a bunch of _________ (fill in general myths or stereotypes).

My _____ is bigger than yours and I refuse to prove it.

These are good!

 

[winterknight]

Points out typoes. Claims that poster needs to learn English.

 

[Andreus]

Pick out the one post where the poster posted the same exact comment that you previously made to them, then send a post report demanding that they be banned.

dissects a post

Go completely off topic and single out one individual poster for a "purse fight" then whine when you get called on it.

picking apart arguement

Declare that your PM box is full of messages supporting how great you are!

never addressing

Every single _____________ (fill in a minority/group/party/affiliation) are a bunch of _________ (fill in general myths or stereotypes).

the real point

My _____ is bigger than yours and I refuse to prove it.

of the thread

These are good!

 

[winterknight]

Clueless

Leap in with long convoluted argument

leave thread and never return

focus on differences of arguement and convolute entire thread and hijack with senseless comments on the value of jub

starts a new thread with similar title to expand arguement and draw more people into the dispute

threaten to quit jub and waits for friends to beg the departure to not occur

Not knowing when to let things go...

Dragging a fight from post to post, week after week...

Secretly sends pms to friends to get them involved...

Inability to work on personal issues and decide to bring them to JUB...

Playing the victim to gain sympathy...

Making people believe that they have a romantic relationship with you...

realizes the whole thing looks bad

makes a phony apology that is really a veiled insult

Only read the OP's post

Repeat what was said two posts prior to yours, act like it's new

Exit thread and start a thread that either mocks this one or includes a poll

Quotes entire long-winded thread to add "me, too!"

 

[marcde]

Never Mind the Bollocks

SEX PISTOLS


*makes a post in the wrong thread - can't be bothered to edit and returns to the safety of the what song are you listening to now thread*

 

[rareboy]

Mordant, sardonic, delicious.... thanks guys.... this was the best laugh I've had today.