Germans don't change underwear as often?

[Ethanjames2]

Please tell me the stereotype is true because I just thought of a great underwear commercial!

Picture this: Asian man puts on new underwear. Asian man delighted with his new comfortable underwear. Scene cuts to next day. Asian man, being of a race that changes underwear, takes off his underwear unwillingly and puts it in the washing machine dejectedly. Then the line appears: Underwear so good you wish you were German.

Ok, I have a confession. I am Asian-American, not German. I take at least 2 showers a day, wipe my ass very clean and give my dick a good shaking after I piss, but I confess I usually get two day's wear out of pair of boxers. Please don't tell my mother!

 

[MrBarbrey]

as a German/American (hey that sounds pretty cool)

I would liek to say i change mine daily sometimes twice a day

 

[LilBit]

as a German/American (hey that sounds pretty cool)

I would liek to say i change mine daily sometimes twice a day

It doesn't count if you sell your jizz-stained underwear for $40 apiece online.

 

[MrBarbrey]

It doesn't count if you sell your jizz-stained underwear for $40 apiece online.

Well you keep buying em

 

[LilBit]

Well you keep buying em

They smell so nice!

 

[MrBarbrey]

I know i love my fabric softener

 

[LilBit]

I know i love my fabric softener

Is that what we're calling it?

 

[MrBarbrey]

you know it

 

[LilBit]

you know it

That's interesting. Mine tends to make fabric stiffer.

 

[BluesDog]

well, at least his attention has wandered sway from racism in the South.

 

[RationalLunacy]

At least they're not as bad as the Chinese, who make their underwear out of rice paper.