Get Your Gay Card!

[ChickenGuy]

0.

I'm surprised at the high scores JUBbers are posting for this. 'No' all the way was a no-brainer for me.

 

[herry1]

Score:
Here goes

24

Gay-in-training.

Your flame is dim, but you've got potential. Keep up the gay work

 

[omminc]

Score:
16
Closet-warmer

:| I was expecting less.

 

[teadrinker]

I scored 12, which given the nature of the questions was quite high for me.

-T.

 

[metta]

I stopped after the second question.

It has nothing to do with an actual scientific look at sexual orientation; just a bunch of stupid stereotypes that seem more like an advertisement campaign, really.

It was obvious from the first page that it was just for entertainment...humor...for fun.

I got a 36

 

[jaysizzles]

0.

I'm surprised at the high scores JUBbers are posting for this. 'No' all the way was a no-brainer for me.

You answered "NO" to this one?! Really?

You know that bears and pigs are not necessarily wildlife.

What the heck have you been doing on this porn site for the past few years?!

 

[josher]

Well, it's just meant to be a bit of fun.

I got a 78. If I used several hair products or enjoyed the youngest group of gay divas (e,g, Brittany and Christina) I'd have done much better I guess, but I'm in my 60s, so what can you do?

Only younger guys would answer yes to many of the questions, and only older guys to many others, so I'm not sure that anyone would really get a high score.

And I thought the actually "gay card" you could print was quite funny.

And, yes, Moe, there are still many of us who throw dinner parties. Mine are quite popular.

 

[roadtripboy]

I got at 48.

Said my flame was dim.

 

[justsimon]

Like who the fuck is still throwing dinner parties?

I would if my apartment was bigger.

 

[Willie Boy]

Score:
Here goes

That's exactly what I got. But I don't see how knowing how to make an entrance has anything to do with being gay. Since when do gays crash through skylights?

 

[ChickenGuy]

You answered "NO" to this one?! Really?

You know that bears and pigs are not necessarily wildlife.

What the heck have you been doing on this porn site for the past few years?!

'Bears' - Yes, I certainly know fine what that term is. 'Pigs' - I've never heard that term in my life.

Half a point?

Actually - 4 points for each question, so I revise my score - it was 2.

 

[juicyjack]

32, gay in training. Basically I don't get the "diva" thing but I'm incredibly vain so that bumped it up a notch lol. However I know "straight" dudes that would score higher on this.

 

[maxpowr9]

'Bears' - Yes, I certainly know fine what that term is. 'Pigs' - I've never heard that term in my life.

Half a point?

Actually - 4 points for each question, so I revise my score - it was 2.

Sex Pig - A person that part-takes in sexual acts that are considered outrageous or outside the norms of societal sexual behaviors such as water sports, defecation (hint: this is the brown in the hanky code), bondage, dildos/butt plugs, group-sex and bestiality.

The more you know.

 

[Willie Boy]

Sex Pig - A person that part-takes in sexual acts that are considered outrageous or outside the norms of societal sexual behaviors such as water sports, defecation (hint: this is the brown in the hanky code), bondage, dildos/butt plugs, group-sex and bestiality.

The more you know.

And that isn't wild-life?

 

[jaysizzles]

Actually - 4 points for each question, so I revise my score - it was 2.

yup, proof...you're gay!

Sex Pig - A person that part-takes in sexual acts that are considered outrageous or outside the norms of societal sexual behaviors such as water sports, defecation (hint: this is the brown in the hanky code), bondage, dildos/butt plugs, group-sex and bestiality.

The more you know.

and there is also the cum pig too.

And that isn't wild-life?

 

[Toosmarttobehappy]

I scored a 12. Hmmm...maybe that's why all those straight chicks at the gay bar keep hitting on me. Maybe I am not really gay after all!

 

[Willie Boy]

I scored a 12. Hmmm...maybe that's why all those straight chicks at the gay bar keep hitting on me. Maybe I am not really gay after all!

Guess you're just gonna have to find a woman.

 

[Toosmarttobehappy]

Guess you're just gonna have to find a woman.

Oh,man, please don't ever say that.

But, being a gold star gay and all, I sometimes wonder what pussy tastes like.

Hey, you are bisexual, what does it taste like? chicken?

 

[Willie Boy]

Oh,man, please don't ever say that.

But, being a gold star gay and all, I sometimes wonder what pussy tastes like.

Hey, you are bisexual, what does it taste like? chicken?

I don't eat pussy. Nor do I eat cock.

 

[Toosmarttobehappy]

I don't eat pussy. Nor do I eat cock.

Ok. Is the proper term licking pussy? Sorry if I offended you.