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My score was a 16 -- "Closet warmer"

But seriously, I don't want to be a "100" or get a really high score on that quiz.

Let's see --

1) I don't own an iPod.
2) I live on the US west coast, and I'm a poor gay guy. I can't travel to exotic gay locations
3) Who is Stephen Sondeim? I don't really care?
4) Okay I do know some of the lyrics to "I am telling you" from Dreamgirls.
5) No I don't have a strict personal grooming ritual. And I don't plan to. I like me the way I am.
6) My drink at the bar? I don't drink alcohol.
7) Nope. I'm not obsessed about how I look like.
8) "Sound of Music?" Waay before my time. Don't care.
9) Love of Abs? Nope. I have a major sweet-tooth -- so it's more like love of flabs.
10) Okay I do have close girlfriends (not the sexual kind)
11) Dinner parties? I'm more of a take-out kind of guy
12) Dancing shoes? I have two left feet.
13) At least 3 hair products? Nope. Sometimes I don't even use any.
14) I'm shy and reserved, so I don't make an entrance.
15) I only need 4 to 5 pairs of shoes.
16) Who is Blanche Dubois?
17) Okay I can name the Golden Girls. I love Betty White. And I'm a huge fan of "I Love Lucy" and the "Lucy Show".
18) I have no problems remembering sports players or teams -- as long as the guy in question is hot. But I don't like playing sports itself.
19) I'm not very photogenic, so lighting differences don't apply to me.
20) Why would I call any man -- "girlfriend"?
21) I love Bears, but I hate Pigs.
22) What's the bandana code? Probably before my time.
23) What's cerulean?
24) I don't care what kind of underwear I wear -- as long as it's clean.
25) Black and brown don't go together?


Basically, the way to get a 100 on this quiz is to be a gay guy who is a flamboyant fashionista living in a swanky apartment in NYC, who works on Broadway, throws elaborate dinner parties, loves to sing & dance to the most "gayest" songs, have no interest in sports, own 200 pairs of shoes, use 5 hair products daily, be anorexic and have rock-hard abs, but have no interest in sports.

NO THANKS.
 
Score:
32
Gay-in-training.

Your flame is dim, but you've got potential. Keep up the gay work.
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20. I just love shaking around to Drum & Bass and Dubstep music :D

But yes, the questions are facepalm-inducing. Let's make a JUB version with better ones.
 
Fake 36. I forced the conditions to meet --'

BearBoi said:
I stopped after the second question.

It has nothing to do with an actual scientific look at sexual orientation; just a bunch of stupid stereotypes that seem more like an advertisement campaign, really.
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Can't agree more.

sinfulsimon said:
68.

Brown and black can go together …
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I wear brown and black on most occasions...though I prefer white and white (and white :lol:) :)
 
okay, that question about liking sports but not remembering the names of the players or teams. WTF? I don't like sports. If you score high on this test you don't need a card, you are fulfilling most stereotypes of gay men our current society holds and thus you don't need the card.

Just sayin'
 
Looks like most of us are still gays in training, oh well.

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Made me laugh :)
 
I got a 32; Gay-in-training.

"Your flame is dim, but you've got potential. Keep up the gay work."

:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
I got a 72 - which is kind of surprising as I've spent my whole working life in entertainment under the mantra "If it moves, call it darling - if it doesn't, spray it gold!"

However, that phrase is gayer than I am!
 
Bored19 said:
I got a score of 28. I've been gay for 19 years now, and I'm still a gay in training.
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Some of us (read: most of us apparently), will never be gay enough to get a real card. All we get are a Badtz Maru sticker and a pack of Juicy Fruit. :D
 
BlackAdam13 said:
Some of us (read: most of us apparently), will never be gay enough to get a real card. All we get are a Badtz Maru sticker and a pack of Juicy Fruit. :D
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You got Juicy Fruit??? :mrgreen: 8-)

All I got was a bunch of Dicks! :badgrin:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:

(They forget the "Use of Smilies" question! :rolleyes: :lol: :slap: )
 
AWP82 said:
Just out of curiosity, why are some people taking this so seriously? The stereotypes are part of the fun BECAUSE they're so.......well, stereotypical....and over-the-top. I know it's dumb, but it seems harmless to me.
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Because we gays enjoy making oversized exaggerated reactions for simple funny harmless things...for pure sake of fun and satisfaction (of whatever it is there to be satisfied at the first place) :lol: ;)

unloadonme said:
Let's just say I won't be troubling the judges. :(
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But you're tampering the judges and the juries!!! :eek:
 
Got an 8... Closet warmer. My god that was quite a stereotype filled quiz, wasn't it?
 
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