Getting drunk tonight. Do the same.

[MRMATTX2]

I'm gonna clean really really good back there also. Because even though it's a mood killer when I picture him rimming me with his pierced tongue I imagine a frontloader tractor and things being scooped out.

OMG

 

[Centexfarmer]

Damn man! That sounds like fun.
A bit of advice first though...Get drunk AFTER the sex.

I'll take it a step further, get drunk off of the sex!

 

[belamy]

 

[chatolandia]

I already have a headache, so no drinking tonight!

I was hoping tomorrow to have a few Martinis....

 

[Nonimus]

I was hoping tomorrow to have a few Martinis....

Pfft! That's a girls drink.

 

[james1200]

Sorry can't drink, I on meds. I drink water.

noni, how sad is it when a grown person doesn't know that the best time to drink is while you're on meds? what a waste!!!

 

[Scrub]

Pfft! That's a girls drink.

I don't drink Martinis.

 

[letme]

Mattie,,,when you go to puke in the toilet.make sure the water is still clear,not to Blue or Green. You know when you heave into that bowl,it will splash back !!!

 

[chatolandia]

Pfft! That's a girls drink.

Like James Bond?


My friend (female), her husband and I were out drinking one night...

We (the boys) were having Martinis, she was having scotch...

This is the 21st century!

I had a few beers las night, which might explain my headache...

 

[james1200]

James I can't afford to fuck up. I've done it to many times and it time to grown up...lol Damn I''m old enough...

you're right. it is time you grew up and stopped using all meds! in fact, i'll do you a favor and take them off your hands....just UPS them to me.

 

[Nonimus]

Mattie,,,when you go to puke in the toilet.make sure the water is still clear,not to Blue or Green. You know when you heave into that bowl,it will splash back !!!

 

[james1200]

We (the boys) were having Martinis, she was having scotch...

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Nonimus]

Like James Bond?

English Tart.

 

[quasar]

Pfft! That's a girls drink.

Not when you mix it with equal parts Gin and Rosso Martini. Ice and a slice, and you float!!!

 

[justsimon]

I'll be having one or two drinks tonight, but no blowjobs.

I will, however, be kicking ass at the foosball table all night long.

 

[G-Lexington]

I've never been drunk. And I ain't gonna start now. Sorry.

Lex

 

[Ninja108]

Captain and coke for me tonight

 

[CGHJ]

I was DD last night--friend had to put her dog down and it was her turn to get plastered and she did. Tonight I believe it's my turn. We'll see...one of my marine buddies has a girl coming into town and sometime this weekend I'm going to tape them doing the wild thing, I have to maintain sobriety for that but afterwards woo hoo!

 

[luminum]

Don't get so drunkt hat you lose your inhibitions and accidentally just pee into his mouth.

I can't afford ot get drunk yet...not until Thursday evening.

 

[just_mills]

I don't even drink. Ever.