"Getting to know you...

[rmcrae]

No. I don’t want it to burn down.

When’s the last time you went to church?

 

[unloadonme]

When I took my mother to a friend's funeral in 2015. I would never go if I had the choice.

Have you made a will?

 

[rmcrae]

No but I probably should

Are you afraid of death?

 

[unloadonme]

No, although I'll try not to be there when it happens.

Do you get regular check ups?

 

[rmcrae]

I should but no

Ever had a root canal?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Are you going bald?

 

[Peloso]

Yes Goddammit.

Do you often live in the past, present, or future?

 

[unloadonme]

The present I guess.

Are you a good cook?

 

[rmcrae]

Kinda sorta. I’m a much better eater though.

Last time you had a home cooked meal?

 

[Peloso]

Ten minutes ago.

Last time you jerked off?

 

[rmcrae]

This morning.

Last time you had sex?

 

[Peloso]

About six months ago.

Last time you were in an argument with someone?

 

[rmcrae]

Last week with a telemarketer. Don’t ask.

Last time you apologized?

 

[Peloso]

This morning.

If cats don't count, then yesterday.

What time do you go to bed at night?

 

[unloadonme]

About 11 o'clock if I'm at work next day. Later if not.

Do you sleep alone?

 

[rmcrae]

Unfortunately yes.

How often do you change your sheets?

 

[Peloso]

Every 2-3 days.

Do you ever babysit?

 

[rmcrae]

No but I have in the past.

Do you believe in spanking kids?

 

[unloadonme]

I don't have a problem with it within reason.

How old were you when you left home?

 

[rmcrae]

19.

Did you ever sneak out? And if so, did you get caught?