Gift Ideas For Fellow Jubbers???

[GL]

Pfft! That's a girls car!

*Strike Nonimus from the car list and add to the lump of coal list.

 

[M4P]

For Bradlee: The ultimate jeans with something inside

 

[gsdx]

Thanks guys!!! See how easy it is to shop for me?

If money were no object, I would pull a page out of Elvis Presley's book and buy everyone of my good JUB friends a car. He was fond of giving out Cadillacs, but I would give away VW GTI's because they're soo sweet! Then I would arrange a weekend of merriment and mirth in Las Vegas with the caveat that we would all drive in.

Not one of these?

 

[GL]

Not one of these?

That's MY Christmas present.

Jeez! You're getting a new GTI! How ungrateful. I guess I'll have to add gsdx to the coal list as well.

 

[Pringle]

PRINGLE: A special 'salsa' he can dip his beef'n'onions in.

Oh yeah something to dip me "pringles" in.

But I feel bad now - I haven't got you anything

#thinks#

I wonder if Jeremiah wrapped under the Christams tree would do it?

 

[Croynan]

A free round trip ticket to N.Y. for one week for every JUBer - with one condition - you have to attend one lecture at the Met. by our Part Time Resident Opera lecturer.

And just so there will be hamony in the family, your partner, b/f or what ever term is in use gets to go also, but he gets to stay for two weeks.

Theatre tickets are included. (no tickets will be available for Phantom of the Opera or Tarzan or The Lion King - these will be real theatre events you will be attending - a list of options will be presented to you so you may make your own selections. Should you pick a Show playing that is by Stephen Sondheim, you will be entitled to stay the extra week with your parter, b/f or what ever term you are using.)

If you miss the lecture at the Met. - your trip is cancelled and you must return home immediately and pay the difference for the airfare. There are no exceptions allowed

eM.

HAPPY HANUKKAH​

 

[Nonimus]

For Noni:

I'm touched!

 

[Nonimus]

I wonder if Jeremiah wrapped under the Christams tree would do it?

That would do it just fine - the dirty scally little boi!

 

[Blueboy369]

Merry X-mas, I hope you were all naughty!

For Soilwork: A BMW K1200 S Sport Bike
For Elvin1: A 10,000 shopping spree at Dolce & Gabanna
For The Pianist: Marylin Monroe's White Piano
For Robert Marlene: A Cartier diamond pocket watch
For Croyan: An all expense paid trip to Paris. Seven days and nights at the Ritz.
For Tavares: A full legnth Fendi Coat.

For me: A lotto ticket. Hey, It only takes a dollar and a dream!

 

[Nonimus]

And for GL247 - An eye mask - for ME - so I can roll over and get some sleep without a huge, green candecent arse glowing in my face till the crack of dawn.

Seriously hun, why can't you just have a snoring problem like other men?

 

[Riverrick]

I'd get Elvin a new Digital Camera with a timer and a tripod.

I'd expect some new poses from him, though.

 

[GL]

And for GL247 - An eye mask - for ME - so I can roll over and get some sleep without a huge, green candecent arse glowing in my face till the crack of dawn.

Seriously hun, why can't you just have a snoring problem like other men?

You didn't mind it before. Heck, you used to think it was kinky.

 

[M4P]

We're in , Croynan

A free round trip ticket to N.Y. for one week for every JUBer - with one condition - you have to attend one lecture at the Met. by our Part Time Resident Opera lecturer.

And just so there will be hamony in the family, your partner, b/f or what ever term is in use gets to go also, but he gets to stay for two weeks.

Theatre tickets are included. (no tickets will be available for Phantom of the Opera or Tarzan or The Lion King - these will be real theatre events you will be attending - a list of options will be presented to you so you may make your own selections. Should you pick a Show playing that is by Stephen Sondheim, you will be entitled to stay the extra week with your parter, b/f or what ever term you are using.)

If you miss the lecture at the Met. - your trip is cancelled and you must return home immediately and pay the difference for the airfare. There are no exceptions allowed

eM.

HAPPY HANUKKAH​

 

[Nonimus]

Opera? Pfft! Soap Opera, maybe.

 

[gmoney]

For GSDX, a personal visit from:

And a new system for his story writing:

 

[gmoney]

For Elvin1, I'd have his bathroom remodeled... with lots of mirrors of course!

 

[Nonimus]

For Elvin1, I'd have his bathroom remodeled... with lots of mirrors of course!

Carpet in the Bathroom? How 80s!

 

[gsdx]

For GSDX, a personal visit from:

Am I too old to swoon?

Fuck it! I'm gonna swoon!!

*imagining a 'swoon' emoticon*

 

[gmoney]

And for Noni, a new fridge!

 

[Nonimus]

And for Noni, a new fridge!

Awww, Stop it!