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Gimme that Christian Side Hug

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We all know how sexually stimulating the Full Frontal Hug ca be, so the Christian rap group, The Rough Riders, has decided to popularize the "Christian Side Hug" in which the genitals remain as far apart as possible.

The group has put out the most pathetically funny video I have seen in years in which the Khristian Kids try and imitate ghetto speak ("we be talkin, we be walkin") complete with Police sirens in the background (This is what the ghetto's like folks).

 
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I'll bet Jesus got quite the kick out of them grabbing their crotches... and is that supposed to be an intimidating looking, leather clad security thug on stage?

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Very rarely do I believe the 1st Amendment would be better off covered with white out. This is one of those sad times.
 
nnnnoooooooooooooooooo :eek: #-o :##: ](*,)

Do you see how insidious these religious groups are? They're not above imitating anyone to try to be 'cool' and 'down with it', thereby attracting young, naive people to their poisonous message. Graaaaaagh. I hate it. :grrr:

OK, I suggest we drop these fools off in Compton and see if they impress the locals. (*S*)
 
My (straight and gay) friends like to jokingly call this "the straight-guy hug". Whenever one of us gives the other a side-hug (usually due to space considerations), we say "Straight guy hug!"

This type of music always fascinates me. The Christian co-opting of something so far outside the realm of Christianity. I used to love reading the website for Grapetree Records, which used to be a born-again Christian gangsta rap label. And throw ya hands up for hyphy for Christ, y'all!

Lex
 
wow. they must be really horny and sex deprived if hugging is this srs.

ps, if someone was sobbing and needed some comfort, would they side hug them? should you always side hug your mother to shield from unhealthy incestuous thoughts?
 
eminem copy cat.

I sort of like the music. But the shooting sound at the end is stupid.
 
MoS, just watch it. It's comedy gold. This is my fifth time listening to it.

Actually, this Christian rap group sounds just like any other rap group: both parties are obsessed at where their genitals have been. Note of caution: anyone who tries to "Side Hug" me will be briefly introduced to my side arm.
 
Ram said:
MoS, just watch it. It's comedy gold. This is my fifth time listening to it.

Actually, this Christian rap group sounds just like any other rap group: both parties are obsessed at where their genitals have been. Note of caution: anyone who tries to "Side Hug" me will be briefly introduced to my side arm.
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So true.

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I can't tell which of these is worse.
 
The Matter Of Splatter said:
24 seconds. Then i had to stop or puke.

Now i can justify not listening to most rap, while also laughing at the futility of christian rap(and while we're at it, christian metalcore).
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I think Christian metalcore has a little bit more merit than Christian rap lmao...
 
The Matter Of Splatter said:
The only totally christian metal band worth a damn is Dream Theater. The rest - most ironically - can go to hell for ALL SOUNDING THE SAME. :lol:
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I think most metalcore in general is pretty generic! heheh.

Half the time I don't even know they're Christian, it's sort of this little side thing they tack on to gain listeners.....

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