girrrrrrl my man rodney done sweated out my hair weave

[fabulouslyghetto]

Got released from prison today on good behavia, yall know he came home and Hulk SMASHED dis bussy. I do is be wonderin why his booty looked so loose though he say he 100% top but if i find out somebody on cell block D done took his cookies I'mma blaze in dis muddafukka i will throw his jordans in da tub and go lisa lefteye lopes on dat ass.

Now anyway he gave me a list of chores
-pay his phone bill
-wash his draws
-send his baby mama a child support check
-wash his car
-clean da house and cook

He say he gone start lookin fo a job soon as he beat da last level in Call of Duty 3.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I do is be wonderin why his booty looked so loose

Sis....

 

[streetblackcock99]

girrrrr I'm spinning around, finna move out my way, I know ya'll feel me finna like it like this,

Oh hay girrr, I was poppin to my good sis Kylie, I ain't see you there,

Rodney sounds like a standup ginnlemen, ain't you let that man go, he babydaddy muterial.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Sis....

Dats a cute gif of E.T. an alien in a wig now i done seent it all.

 

[DigitalFudge]

Not a hallway though

 

[freefall]

Bet this is what you're gonna do

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I really could have done w/o the mental image of you washing out his stankly, monkey ass draws.

See Miss Bitch dis da kinna shit dat gitcho ass cut.

 

[MissAnne]

This isnt funny at all. Offensive.

 

[Daximus]

Thanks for bumping this shit from the trash can where it belonged.

 

[MissAnne]

Thanks for bumping this shit from the trash can where it belonged.

Dont click on this shit

 

[G-Lexington]

Lex

 

[MissAnne]

LOL, way to break it up

Wasnt trying to break anything up.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This isnt funny at all. Offensive.

Girl please

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Lex

These girls are extra confused, no one invited them to the party yet theyre here shitting on everyone's chocolate cake. I know YOU may like a lil ella fitzgerald, a lil scooby doo bop doo wop, a lil scat action but not me, no siree bob not since college.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Right! Im not here for drama queens pissing and moaning about threads they were apparently forced into at gunpoint. In other words get a life girls.

 

[DigitalFudge]

Right! Im not here for drama queens pissing and moaning about threads they were apparently forced into at gunpoint. In other words get a life girls.

Spill that freshly brewed Green tea sis.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Spill that freshly brewed Green tea sis.

Yes girl thats that earle grey girl

 

[G-Lexington]

Earl grey is a black tea, not a green tea. Keeping it real, my womenfolk. Upsetiting the cup of oolong if I must needs.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Earl grey is a black tea, not a green tea. Keeping it real, my womenfolk. Upsetiting the cup of oolong if I must needs.

Lex

Yesssss for the olde english/ebonics mash-up *bows to the queen*

 

[G-Lexington]

You grow wise, my son. Please understand I do not front, nor do I diss. I merely represent. Word is bond.

Lex