give me some good work call off excuses

[USEDCAR]

i work almost 16 hours today and i need a damn break due to the snow storm

My mother said i should say the car battery died

i was going to say the dog hide the car keys

 

[hotdog1846]

You have to stay home and spank the monkey.

 

[fetaby]

fake illness, tell em you have a 24 hour bug, can't work for pooping/puking... make sure your mom's is heard in the background tellin ya to lay down and asking if you want soup...

 

[CoolguyAT]

I called in last week because I went to Dallas for a job interview - told them it was a family matter and they asked "What" and I said "I had to take my Mom to Ft Worth" and they went "Oh okay, I thought maybe you had gone up there for a job interview" - then I shrugged and walked away.

 

[USEDCAR]

Thanks guys some were funny i just told them i live on a side street and i have no way of getting out since it haven't been plowed yet

 

[hotdog1846]

Thanks guys some were funny i just told them i live on a side street and i have no way of getting out since it haven't been plowed yet

Why didn't you tell them *you* haven't been plowed yet?

 

[NightDayKrauser]

I've actually gotten away with saying it was that time of the month for me...lol...bosses are always so stupid.

 

[Edward Twinkletoes]

I take it calling them and telling them you quit and then going in tomorrow and pretending it never happened won't work?

 

[freefall]

Just say an assassin was out there, waiting for you to come out...juzz jokin'^^

Easiest one: between you accidentally cut your hands off or your cousin was caught in prison and you had to set her/him free.

 

[Kensei]

Give them something they can't say no to.

 

[freefall]

^ What? Drugs? Booze? Money? Or sex?

 

[chillyboi]

depending on your family situtation, say oh my folks are coming into town or my g'parents are in town etc....

 

[pills]

I've never had to give a reason for not being at work. I simply say that I cannot make it in. If they ask, you could say it's for personal reasons. 'Course there's a difference if you are salaried vs. hourly.

 

[JUICY1]

Say the hospital called, they found a donor for your adadictomy (pronounced add-a-dick-to-me).

 

[Payton]

The "battery died" one can be tough, as your company may offer you transportation to work.

You need something that will guarantee a "Take time off" response.

If you work with people and deal with clients, Conjunctivitis is a great one. No one wants you looking like that when promoting a company image.

If you're office based on the phone, then lose your voice. It's that simple.

 

[theworldwithout]

You could tell them you're having a reaction with a drug you took and then having a bit of a drink after taking it, like any male enhancement pill and a 5 hour energy shot, so now you need to be looked at by a "professional".

 

[fetaby]

Say the hospital called, they found a donor for your adadictomy (pronounced add-a-dick-to-me).

But that won't work cause he suffers from noassatall syndrome... teehee.
sadly I suffer from it as well.

 

[irish1]

Your great-aunt Edna died.
Your great-uncle Cedric died.
Your fifteen-year-old cat died.
Your fourteen-year-old dog died.
Your middle-school-gym-teacher's mother died.
Your next-door-neighbor's father died.

There is a theme here.

They all work.

Just don't use them more than once.

I'll give you more when you need them.

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

I used the excuse that my dad put my keys in his glove box last night and forgot they were in there, and now he's at work and doesn't want to bring me my keys.

My boss just came and picked me up.




Hummm, I've used a couple of others. 24-hour bug, someone slashed my tire, I have to babysit my siblings, I've been throwing up all night, ect...

 

[Ekim23]

There's no good excuses...

now move your ass and get back to work LOL