Give yourself an award

[fabulouslyghetto]

Since that's a thing now.

I proudly accept the first ever and last ever Best Activist in the Universe Award. My activism really inspired me to give this medal tool myself for inspiring millions probably. My tireless work for tbe embetterment of my community has finally paid off as I've impressed myself enough to make up some bullSugarHoneyIcedTea and inscribe it on a gold pendant and give it to myself.

I would also like to accept several awards that were announced before this ceremony: thank me for voting me Sexiest Activist and Funniest Activist. Thank you so much, me.

 

[Thad1527]

You're actually far more deserving of those awards than DJT is worthy of any "peace" prize.
I'd escort you to the awards ceremony, but I don't want to piss off that beautiful man I've seen you with. He'll be a far better look on the red carpet.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You're actually far more deserving of those awards than DJT is worthy of any "peace" prize.
I'd escort you to the awards ceremony, but I don't want to piss off that beautiful man I've seen you with. He'll be a far better look on the red carpet.

This is very mature of you. You get a World Peace Award too.

I've got like 8 of these laying around. Know any friends who want a medal?

 

[Thad1527]

I've got Mardi Gras beads. A medal sets them off.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I've got Mardi Gras beads. A medal sets them off.

Then why not add one more? We can make up as many as we want, I'm sure that's how this works.

I dub thee King of Maris Gras

 

[backagain]

I am a 5 star mechilin cook.
I watched it.
I deserve an award.

 

[Franco Verum]

Since that's a thing now.

I proudly accept the first ever and last ever Best Activist in the Universe Award. My activism really inspired me to give this medal tool myself for inspiring millions probably. My tireless work for tbe embetterment of my community has finally paid off as I've impressed myself enough to make up some bullSugarHoneyIcedTea and inscribe it on a gold pendant and give it to myself.

I would also like to accept several awards that were announced before this ceremony: thank me for voting me Sexiest Activist and Funniest Activist. Thank you so much, me.

pfft, I should have won those. Look at her? She can barely walk on stage. I'd bet she'd sleep with the judge of a pineapple eating contest just to get free cans of pineapples for a year.
Excuse me?! Waiter?! Can I have some more butter at our table?!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

pfft, I should have won those. Look at her? She can barely walk on stage. I'd bet she'd sleep with the judge of a pineapple eating contest just to get free cans of pineapples for a year.
Excuse me?! Waiter?! Can I have some more butter at our table?!

If I didn't deserve these, why would I give them to myself? The logic is infallible.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I am a 5 star mechilin cook.
I watched it.
I deserve an award.

You've definitely earned the Regional Culinary Achievement medal. Here, have three.

You have to put them on yourself though.

 

[pornoboy]

Here is your price for balls groping ​

 

[Kahaih]

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Here is your price for balls groping ​

They look like they're scratching. Are you sure that's not your trophy for most time spent at clinics.

 

[Franco Verum]

If I didn't deserve these, why would I give them to myself? The logic is infallible.

Listen honey, I don't believe in your make-believe "logic." Just like I don't believe there's a planet called "Neptune" or a magical "country" called Portugal, I'm not stupid.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Listen honey, I don't believe in your make-believe "logic." Just like I don't believe there's a planet called "Neptune" or a magical "country" called Portugal, I'm not stupid.

Portugal isnt real, it's made up like Narnia and SoHo.

You earned this: Master of Astronomy and Geographical Sciences

 

[Franco Verum]

You're back to being invited to our girl brunches at Baltaire.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You're back to being invited to our girl brunches at Baltaire.

next time you should specify in your bi-laws that strategically placed medical gauze doesn't count as clothing. The cops agreed that technically (and more importantly, legally) everything that was supposed to be covered was covered.

 

[Franco Verum]

Well, that's fine, but how you explain your goods popping out on St. Patrick's Day, Chinese Ghost Month, and Congolese Arbor Day?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well, that's fine, but how you explain your goods popping out on St. Patrick's Day, Chinese Ghost Month, and Congolese Arbor Day?

Confession: all that electrical tape didn't come from Anna Wintour's closet, I got it from Dollar Tree.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Since that's a thing now.

I proudly accept the first ever and last ever Best Activist in the Universe Award. My activism really inspired me to give this medal tool myself for inspiring millions probably. My tireless work for tbe embetterment of my community has finally paid off as I've impressed myself enough to make up some bullSugarHoneyIcedTea and inscribe it on a gold pendant and give it to myself.

I would also like to accept several awards that were announced before this ceremony: thank me for voting me Sexiest Activist and Funniest Activist. Thank you so much, me.

Remember, multiple award winners get Free Home Delivery (them statues are Heavy)

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Remember, multiple award winners get Free Home Delivery (them statues are Heavy)

You seem like a cool dude. Here's a humanitarian of the year medal.

 

[Franco Verum]

You seem like a cool dude. Here's a humanitarian of the year medal.

He's the coolest.